"So you're supposed to be the devil or something?" Carl questioned with him being outside his house in his backyard by his pool. "Because I don't recall you looking like that on the shirt I got."
"Hey we all have our looks." The Red Guy boasted while slapping his butt cheeks with a casual yet firm stroke. "Besides I heard that you do plenty of naughty things."
"That uh, depends on what the deed is that could be risky yeah. Just stay out of my freakin' pool-"
Suddenly the Red Guy screamed "CANONBALL!" and dove right into the pool which of course soaked Carl completely and you could tell he was pissed.