The episode starts inside the Krusty Krab at 5:30 P.M near sundown; SpongeBob is spending the last few minutes putting everything away, starting off with the jars of pickles. SpongeBob is holding an open jar of pickles.

SpongeBob: Here is the last jar of pickles, ready to be closed.

A close up of an open jar of pickles, with juicy detail, is shown on screen.

SpongeBob: There's NO way I can mess up this last jar. Now I shall close this monster...

But just as SpongeBob is about to close the jar, he trips on his right foot.

SpongeBob: Whoa! (Falling) Look out!

SpongeBob falls down with the open jar, his body plummeting face first into the hardwood floor. All the water spills out of the pickle jar.

SpongeBob: (Gets up) Aw man! The last pickle jar had spilled.

SpongeBob looks at the jar. There is no more water. But the pickles are still fresh and inside the jar. Then an idea sparks in SpongeBob's head.

SpongeBob: Oh eureka! I know! I can just fill the jar up with cold water. That will mean no harm.

SpongeBob proceeds to get up and pick up the dry jar of pickles. SpongeBob takes a look at the pickles. He puts up a cute face.

SpongeBob: Oh sweet pickles, I'm glad y'all still have the good trust in me. Now, where's the sink.

SpongeBob takes a look around the kitchen. He spots the sink in the right corner.

SpongeBob: Oh there it is! Now, let's get you babies hydrated again!

SpongeBob takes the jar over to the sink, turns on the faucet, and out sprays fresh, cold water. SpongeBob brings the jar over to the spraying water. The jar gets filled with cold water. After the jar gets filled. SpongeBob turns off the faucet and walks away from the sink with the jar. He takes the lid and puts it on the jar. Then, he twists the lid shut.

SpongeBob: I'm so glad to see such a perfectly re-hydrated group of pickles. Well, it's time to say goodnight.

SpongeBob opens the closet with the other pickle jars. He puts the jar with the other jars.

SpongeBob: Goodnight, my precious pickle friends.

Then he kisses the jar and closes the closet. The he looks down at the large puddle he made last time on accident.

SpongeBob: Oops, I almost forgot the puddle. Hold on everyone, let me get my broom.

SpongeBob tries to reach the broom that's on top of the pickle jar closet. He can't seem to get it.

SpongeBob: Hmm... I think I need some chairs.

French Narrator: A few minutes of stacking chairs later...

The scene transitions to SpongeBob standing on 8 chairs. He successfully grabs the broom and jumps off the chair stack.

SpongeBob: (Holding the broom) Now, let's get to business- Woah!

SpongeBob slips on the puddle, which results in his left thumb getting run down on the floor in slow motion. SpongeBob forms a splinter. It's small and stuck in the left thumb. The left thumb has the color of a light, tinted red shade.

SpongeBob: Whoa! Hey, a splinter. Okay, we'll, it's been nice knowing you but you have got to go.

SpongeBob attempts to take the splinter off, but it doesn't work. The splinter is still stuck in his thumb.

SpongeBob: Oh, that kinda hurts.

SpongeBob continues to pull the splinter, which causes more pain.

SpongeBob: Come on! Ooh, that really hurts! Oh barnacles, this hurts! Jumping jellyfish, this is painful!

The splinter starts to jiggle, and then speaks in a British accent.

Splinter: I say, will you stop pulling me!

SpongeBob hears the voice and stops pulling the splinter.

SpongeBob: Huh, is that a voice I hear?

Splinter: It's me o'l chap! On your left thumb.

SpongeBob looks at the splinter, the one who is speaking right now.

SpongeBob: My splinter, you can talk!?

Splinter: Of course, fellow! And I say, you don't have the paws to get me out!

SpongeBob: Okay, you're tough, you're smart, and you're British, but you are still no match for me!

Splinter: Oh, we'll see about that.

SpongeBob: Look! A manatee with a mustache!

Splinter: Where?

SpongeBob tries to pull the splinter. The splinter jiggles again and SpongeBob stops.

Splinter: Stop you! I said you don't have the paws to get me out!

SpongeBob: Ok fine, I'll let you relax. But when we get home, I'll deal with you.

The clock strikes 6:00 P.M. SpongeBob exits the kitchen and puts his hat away along with Squidward. They both begin to walk out the door. But before Squidward could get out, Mr. Krabs calls on him.

Mr. Krabs: Mister Squidward.

Squidward: What now, Mr. Krabs? Can't you see I'm going to watch my favorite shows soon?

Mr. Krabs: Mister Squidward, can you check on the kitchen please? I see that some chairs are missing.

Squidward: Whatever.

Squidward walks to the kitchen to check on it. He sees 8 chairs stacked up, a broom on the floor, a wet sink, and a giant puddle on the floor.

Squidward: Don't worry, I'll take care of this mess.