"Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise. Its continuing mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no one has gone before."

Late one evening, Data was walking around The U.S.S Enterprise, tired from a long while spent Using the holodeck with Captain Picard, Finally off duty for a while. Data sighed, somewhat emotionally exhausted but unable to relax. Recently his nights had been filled with vivid thoughts of sexual activity with Matthew, A Lieutenant Commander with Autism, The thought of giving the young officer a hand job and playing with adult toys. Mmm, thinking about Matthew was having an immediate effect on Data's artificial anatomy, yet, he didn't have his emotion chip in. "curious, why is my sex organ active?". and with that instinct kicked in, He loosened his uniform to rub lightly at his penis and was just starting to enjoy it when Geordie came suddenly into sight. Thinking fast, Data ducked silently behind a computer panel.

"huh, Is somebody there?". Geordie looked around for a brief second and then went on his way, Data paused to look around and realized that he wasn't alone. Matthew was there beside him. He was about to speak when he realized that Matthew hadn't noticed his arrival. For good reason! Matthew was sprawled half-naked at Data's feet, groaning as though engaged in a bout of stimulating and rubbing his clitoris vigorously. "Matthew has a Vagina?" Data thought to himself and blushed and waited for Matthew to finish, not quite resisting the urge to touch his penis in sympathy. Finally, Matthew's back arched and he climaxed loudly, crying out "Data!" Data squeaked "mm".

"OH MY GOD!" Matthew screamed covering his vagina.

"I was just passing". Data replied with an unconvincing smile.

"Oh well, I suppose you had to find out eventually". Matthew said

"Find out what?" Data replied,

"That ever since we met I've been dashing into inappropriate places on the Enterprise to play with myself and pretend you were doing it, and...". Matthew paused

"And what Matthew?" Data asked.

Matthew sighed..." That I'm transgender". Matthew said.

"There is nothing wrong with that, You are who you are" Data smiled.

"Yeah, that's probably what you're programmed to say". Matthew said.

"does the entire Enterprise know?" Data asked.

"No, only Captain Picard and Counselor Troi know, The Captain knows because he's obviously seen my record, and Troi knows because I simply trust her with that information".

Matthew sighed but didn't look too upset, perhaps because he'd spotted Data fondling his crotch. Data suddenly felt...curious.

"Touching yourself is self-care," Data said, "but would you rather I assist you?" Matthew's eyes grew huge.

"Oh my goodness yes" Matthew consented "but I thought you wouldn't be interested". Matthew added with a red face.

"What made you think that Matthew?" Data asked

"Well Data, I've seen the nude paintings of Counselor Troi that you had in your quarters".

"Oh, that, No, I painted them for Commander Riker so he would have something to do other than using the holodeck with me". Data admitted,

"What the hell is wrong with Using the holodeck?". Matthew said,

"Nothing at all, I would just rather have a night of...sexual activity with you". Data blushed

***Ship Goes into Red Alert***

"Now this couldn't get any more thrilling". Matthew smirked Pulling Data on top of him and giving him a hot kiss.

"Captain Picard to Data". Data's Communicator went off. Data did not want to miss this opportunity, He ignored his captain's call.

Meanwhile . . . After the red alert ended. Commander Data was in big trouble, Commander Riker was on his way to Data's location. Once Riker reached the location of the android. He entered the area for Data and Matthew to see the shock and surprise in the first officer's eyes.

"LIEUTENANT COMMANDER DATA!". Riker shouted sternly. Checks red, He's never seen Data or Matthew naked. That wasn't why he even came, but he couldn't help but be, a little...aroused at the rather, sexual display.

Doctor Crusher was working in sickbay at doing medical research when she heard a sudden cry from the direction of one of The rooms on the Enterprise. being the doctor she is. snapping immediately to alertness, she leaped up and dashed toward the sound. It sounded as though Matthew was in serious danger or pain! Within seconds, she'd almost reached the source of the cries. She dashed forward only to reel back at the sight of Riker, Data, and Matthew naked in front of her. Data was sprawled over Matthew with Riker panicking in the background, Data trying to pull some sort of vibe wand out of his anal cavity!

"What's going on!?" she said, shocked, face red.

Data looked worried and embarrassed.

"Matthew and I were getting intimate during the red alert, Commander Riker decided to join us". Data said, "When Matthew asked me to use the vibe wand on him, I did but it got stuck".

"Data stuck it into my anus! not knowing its purpose!" Matthew complained, "it's supposed to be used on your crotch Data!" Matthew shouted. Data tried to pull the vibe wand out again, and Matthew groaned and kicked him.

"I don't know how it got stuck in there, The lieutenant has a small anal cavity or he is just tight, he could barely take my large dick," Commander Riker said, "shut the fuck up Riker and stop talking about your little dick". Matthew said he was not in the mood for jokes, for he was in pain.

Doctor Crusher looked down at the struggling men "Why did you choose of all times to do such activity during a red alert?!". She said, yet She felt slightly jealous. After all, she'd often wanted to try a little sexual activity with Captain Picard herself, but knowing him, he probably wouldn't be interested, Matthew looked so helpless with the abused vibe wand sticking out of his anus that she couldn't remain angry for long. "Thrill doctor, now please get out". Matthew groaned

"Perhaps I should help". she offered "After all, I'm a doctor and it can't stay in there forever." Data looked up at her with a combination of simulated embarrassment and gratitude... "Excuse me what?". Matthew said but nobody paid attention.

"I'll hold Matthew by the rear while you grab hold of the vibe wand," Data said. "I would grab the wand but, I don't want to pull too hard and hurt Matthew" Data added.

Riker thought Data's delicate care for Matthew was cute, Doctor Crusher knelt and took hold of the vibe wand. It was slightly warm, as though Riker had been using it on himself, She cringed

"Pull!" Data shouted.

Matthew cried as the vibe wand was pulled at, it came out with an unexpected and loud "Holy shit fuck fuck fuck Sweet Captain Picard of the U.S.S Enterprise!". Matthew cussed out his pain loudly in sweet frustration, Riker giggled at Matthew's absurd expression of pain, It was worse than calling Lieutenant Barclay, Lieutenant Broccoli.

"Thank you Doctor Crusher," Matthew said, his face all red. Data looked at Doctor Crusher. "yes, Thank you, Doctor". Riker was silent, he was trying to put his uniform back on, Thank goodness he was able to cum at least twice.

"No problem," Doctor Crusher said with a grin. "Would you mind if I kept the vibe wand as a souvenir?" Doctor Crusher joked.

"what the actual fuck?" Matthew said. "I'm only kidding". she admitted. Matthew's facepalmed. "I'm using it on Data tomorrow, to teach him how to fucking use it properly" Matt glared at Data. "You are more than welcome to observe Doctor" Matthew smirked trying to make the doctor cringe.

"Absolutely not, but call me if you need my help again, but knowing Data, he can probably take it," Doctor Crusher said, "And you keep that Mouth out of the bridge!" she added

"Doctor?". Matthew asked. "Yes, Matthew?". Doctor Crusher replied. "I'm sorry you had to find out". Matthew blushed. "find out what?". She asked. " did you not notice my vagina?". Matthew said with his face red. "Of course I did but I felt like it would be impolite to comment on it".

Said Doctor Crusher. "I appreciate your consideration, DO NOT TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS!". Matthew said. Data decided to put his uniform back on, Commander Riker was already out the door to the bridge, too embarrassed to say anything before leaving.

"I won't Matthew". Doctor Crusher gave a wink to the two men and headed off in the direction of the sickbay hearing an " I'm sorry I didn't know how to use it". From Data behind the door

"My goodness gracious Data" she chuckled. Doctor Crusher be thinking about this rather, absurd situation for a long while, and it will be hard to not talk about it. "maybe Jean-Luc will be interested, or at least will get a drink with me". she said feeling hot.

"This was interesting, but I must get to the bridge". Data said, Matthew, got up and hugged Data. "I'll be waiting for you, and bring you emotions so you can enjoy the moment even more". Matthew flirted as Data walked out of the room. If anything that made the android's sex organ spring back out in a large boner. "How does this human do this to my body?". Data thought to himself, thank goodness Matthew didn't see. Data quickly fought his boner and went to a turbo lift to get to the bridge. and Oh did Captain Picard have to sit Data down and have a talk with him. Commander Riker couldn't look at Data with a straight face for the rest of the day if anything this was Riker's first time engaging in Homosexual activity and discovering today that he is Bisexual.

"Chief Medical Officers log, Lieutenant Commander Matthew Neo Broflovski is biologically female, though transitioned into a male".

"First officers log, I discovered today that I am bisexual, and wish to try engaging in a same-sex relationship, to help confirm this".

"Second Officers log, I am, temporarily relieved of duty for mutiny during a red alert, I am OK with this".

"Lieutenant Commander Matthew Neo Broflovski Log, I want to fucking kill myself after what has happened today".

today was a day that the 4 Starfleet officers will remember for a long time to come.

the end.