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6:30 A.M…
"Hmm hmm hmm."
Hummed officer Bill, sitting at his desk in the local police station. Reading up on the local newspaper which was delivered to the station this morning.
Good thing Bill stayed with the old times. As most people would use their phones for the news, this police officer stuck to his newspapers.
Suddenly his partner in crime came through the door, evident by the ringing bell.
The officer looked up to see none other than his partner in crime, Eric. Holding a box that contained food in one of his hands.
Bill glanced up from his paper. "Mornin' Eric."
"Got food." Eric smiled as he placed them on his partner's desk. "Wallah, donuts." Opening up the box to reveal a dozen donuts.
There were many flavors to chose from. Chocolate glaze, powdered jelly, pink frosting and rainbow sprinkles, anything! But there was one problem…
Bill didn't look pleased in the slightest, as he frowned at Eric while settting his newspaper on the desk. Both of his arms crossing afterwards.
Eric raised an eyebrow. "What? What's wrong?"
"Eric." The officer stood up from his desk. "You know how I feel about donuts."
His partner in crime stared at him for a second, before giving a nod. "Listen Bill, I know you have a history with donuts. And that tragic event that happened a while ago, but come on."
"No, you come on." Bill shot back. "You remember the incident, why didn't you get apple fritters?"
"Wegmans was all out of apple fritters Bill." Eric put the box down on the desk and opened it up. "All they had was donuts."
Bill crossed his arms. "I'm not eating any of those, but I will give them to my son later."
Eric rolled his eyes, taking out a bag and placing two donuts in it. "I'll put in one for your wife too, at least you're thinking about your family."
"Seems like you guys have good taste! I'll take one, thank you." A web shot from above the ceiling, hitting a jelly donut and brining it to the roof.
Eric and Bill looked up at the ceiling, as both of their eyes widened.
Spider-Man was squatting on the ceiling, pulling down a part of his mask to take a bite of the donut.
"SPIDER-MAN?!" The two officers exclaimed. "No way!!"
"Yes way." The wall crawler swallowed his donut bite. "Guessing you too are the authority of this town? This is the U.S right?"
Eric and Bill pulled out their pistols, aiming them at him without hesitation.
The superhero put his hands up with wide eyes. "Woah woah woah! What's with the guns?"
"How do we know you're actually Spider-Man?! Spider-Man isn't actually real!" Bill yelled.
"Yeah! Are you trying to trick us Dade? You finally coming out of hiding?!" Eric asked, believing that the wall crawler was Dade in disguise.
The hero span and landed on the ground. "I promise I'm not this Dade guy, I really am Spider-Man! What's gonna prove it?"
Eric glanced at Bill, who nodded in response.
"What is Spider-Man's important line?" Bill raised on of his eyebrows. "The one his uncle Ben taught him."
"With great power comes great responsibility." He said, making both officers nodding their heads.
They put their guns back in their holsters, as Bill tipped his hat up.
"Okay, guess you are Spider-Man." The officer gave the web slinger a smile. "My son and I love your movies."
Spidey rubbed the back of his head in response. "Aw thanks, you got the wrong spider though."
"Can I get an autograph for my son?"
Eric got in between the two and crossed his arms. "Alright alright save the fanboying for later. Spidey, how's you get here?"
"I was chasing down this guy called the Green Goblin back in h NYC."
"We know about him.
"He stole this weird rainbow orb from some place with high security, I chased after him but I fell off of his glider and was falling to the ground. I managed to grab it back from him but I ran out of webs, so I held it out towards the ground and crashed into this huge mansion. Where I met, Mario for some reason."
Eric and Bill turned to each other, with the latter of them dawning a smug grin on his face.
Until they turned back to him. "Alright, I'm guessing it was the Smash Mansion?"
His eyes slightly widened in response. "Yep, that's exactly where I landed. Met two girls, one of them had wings on her head. Then Mario, guessing this is because of some universe conflict? Cause this ain't my U.S."
Bill stroked his chin. "Yeah, some really evil guy's been gathering these other psychopaths from different worlds and universe. It's possible that your Green Goblin may have been working for Dade. We've been working with the Smashers for a while to try and stop him, I feel like we're getting closer."
Spider-Man finished off his donut and pulled his mask back down. "Gotcha, well I guess I'd better get back to that mansion and help out!"
He jumped towards the window land pulled it up, sliding out of the door and shooting two webs on a nearby street lamp. He landed on top of it and jumped faraway, swinging back towards the Smash Mansion.
Bill and Eric looked outside the window and watched him swing away, seeing the famous Marvel hero himself swing in person was truly an experience. Even from faraway.
Bill then looked at Eric's hands, which were empty.
"Where'd the bag of donuts go?!"
Back at the Smash Mansion…
Groans and sighs echoed through the entire auditorium of the mansion, as almost every smasher was forced to wake up and go to the auditorium.
"Man, why'd we have to get up so early?" Falco asked as he rubbed his eyes with one of his hands. "It's not even 7:00 a.m yet!!"
"This has gotta be important if Master Hand's waking us all up and telling us to go to the auditorium." Fox sat next to his friend while letting out a yawn and holding two cups of coffee. "Coffee?"
The avian accepted the drink and took a sip. "Thanks Fox, you always got my back."
Shantae rubbed both of her eyes, dark circles under them while she sat in the front row of the auditorium. "Dang it, I couldn't even do my hair in time."
"Heya Shantae-woah!"
The half-genie turned to see Sonic with a chili dog in his hand. The hedgehog noticed how her hair wasn't even in a ponytail, it was frizzy and undone.
"Yeah, got up so early I could only put on my clothes." She sighed. "I'm so tired."
Sonic hopped right onto the chair next to her, taking a bite of his chili dog. "Man, that sucks. I just jumped outta bed and ran here."
Shantae raised an eyebrow in confusion. "And you got a chili dog? At this time in the morning?"
He shrugged. "Yeah, why not?"
The half-genie put one hand on her hip, pointing at the blue hedgehog and frowning. "Now listen here Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog. If we're gonna keep this relationship going, you gotta watch your diet."
Sonic shrugged again. "I guess, that kinda sounds like something Amy would say."
"Who's Amy?"
"Uhhhhhh."
"Alright every a body! Wake up!" Mario exclaimed as he was on stage with a microphone. He was one of the few people wide awake at this time. "We've a got big news and a big day ahead of a us!"
"Oh really?" BOTW Link asked. "Is it so important that you had to wake us up at 6 in the morning?"
Next to him, Mipha was sleeping sound fully in her chair. All seven of their kids in her arms and on her lap.
Mario pointed right at the Zora princess. "Hey!! No a sleeping!"
The hero of the wild put out a hand. "Come on Mario, just let them sleep."
"Fine." The plumber said as Master Hand floated on stage with Melia and Fiora. "So, I was a getting up early at a 4:30 in the morning. After accidentally eating a mushroom, I got a super hyper! Then I jumped out of a my room and met-this guy!" He took out a remote and pointed it at the pull down projection screen behind him.
He clicked the button and looked back at the audience. "See?! Melia, Fiora, and I met a Spider-"
"Brooo is that you in your underwear?!" Junpei pointed at the screen and began laughing, with everyone else laughing alongside.
Mario seemed bamboozled, turning back to the screen. As his eyes widened upon seeing a picture of him in nothing but his underwear, his pudgy little stomach and all.
"What?! That wasn't supposed to happen! Uhh , uhh. There!" He clicked the button again to reveal another image, this time it was an image of Kermit the Frog with an AK-47. "Huh?! No!"
He continued pressing the button, resulting in more joke images being displayed on to projection screen. Including one of Robbie Rotten licking the Earth, a picture of the poster for Final Destination but with all the characters being replaced with Shaggy from Scooby-Doo, and a picture of Shrek doing the T pose.
"How did these a get on my screen?!" Mario exclaimed as every push of the remote only brought meme after meme, while the smashers continued laughing their butts off. "SILENCE!!"
The entire audience stopped laughing, reforming themselves and giving the red plumber their full attention.
"Thanks, so the girls and Mario met someone that you all may know." Master Hand scratched the palm of his hand with his thumb. "To be honest, I was surprised when they told me. I'm sure it is someone many of you know, but not personally."
"Show us already!" Doc Louis shouted.
Mario nodded. "Very well. Everybody we met-"
With one click of the remote, the projection screen displayed a picture of Spider-Man himself. As almost all of the smashers gasped.
"Oh my god! It's the guy from Fortnite!" Pit pointed with a huge smile, garnering strange looks from almost everyone. "What? Isn't that where he came from?"
The plumber shook his head with a sigh. "Yes Pit, he's in a Fortnite. But he didn't a come from it. That everybody, is a Spider-Man."
Chatter erupted in the auditorium, almost every person turned to the person next to them or in front of them to discuss this bug reveal. Spider-Man himself was in their world?
"Is it really Spider-Man?! Is he gonna become a smash fighter?" Villager asked.
"So superheroes really do exist?!" Captain Falcon shouted out next.
"Are more Fortnite characters going to appear?"
"We already said that Spider-Man doesn't originate from Fortnite." Dark Pit's eyes narrowed at his twin.
Mario held up a peace sigh, making everyone silent once again. "Yes, Spidey really is here. No, superheroes aren't a real. And no, I don't think a other Fortnite characters will come. He told us that he crashed here after a valuable orb he had was destroyed and sent him here."
"You know you can let me do the talking, but it's pretty nice of you to."
Many gasped as they looked to the upper corner of the auditorium. Where the web slinging super hero was sticking to the top of the wall in the back of the auditorium, with a bag in one of his hands.
"Spider-Man!!" All of the child smashers squeaked with joy. "He's real!!"
The web slinger shot a web on the ceiling and swung onto the stage, landing right on the stage and giving a peace sign with his free hand.
"Heya kids, good to know I've got other fans here." Said the superhero as he scanned the room. "Woah, lotta strange looking faces here. But I'm used to that."
The wall crawler turned towards Master Hand, blinking. "Woah, giant hand. That I wasn't expecting."
"Hello Peter Parker." The giant hand floated slightly towards him. "Seeing you here is quite the shock, even to someone like me."
The young adult's eyes narrowed at him. "Walt, you know who I am?"
"Everyone a does." Mario put his hands to his hips. "You're a super famous here!"
"From movies and that awesome 2018 game." Dedede smiled as he got shushed by Peach.
"Nintendo wouldn't be happy if you praised that game." Peach said while she shook, slowly turning to a corner.
She saw a Nintendo Ninja hiding in the corner of the auditorium, raising its eyebrow before sneaking away.
Peach gulped.
"Anyways, we already told a Spider-Man about our multiverse issue." Mario looked up at the wall crawler.
BOTW Link gave a nod of his own. "It's most likely how he ended up here."
"Wow, that's crazy." The super hero ate some of his donut. "This Dade guy's abilities sound a lot like something Steven Strange would use. But…not really in a good way."
Melia nodded. "He is not, he captured me and put me into a mechanical body. I was in a coma for months after that."
"And he a tried imprisoning all of a us." Mario clenched his fist. "We were a broken out by our a friends, but he's been plotting his revenge by gathering all of our past enemies and messing up our a timeline!"
Spidey finished off his donut. "Well, even if this isn't my universe. And friendly neighborhood Spider-Man doesn't just stick to one neighborhood!"
He immediately jumped onto the ceiling and crawled on it. "I'll help out."
Many of them were surprised, as they stared up at the Marvel character.
"Really?" BOTW Link raised an eyebrow. "You just met us, and you're already willing to help us with this conflict?"
Spidey shrugged in response. "Eh, why not? You guys seem pretty cool, can't really tell if a lotta you are evil. Except for that guy." He pointed towards Ridley, who was devouring a piece of meat on the ground. Clawing at it and stabbing it with his tail. "I-really hope that's regular meat. So I guess I'll just stick around and—"
"WAIT!"
The wall crawler and the smashers looked to the center of the audience, where Pit was raising his hand.
Master Hand let out a small sigh. "Yes Pit?"
"If Spider-Man's here, won't his archenemies appear?! That just makes things even crazier!" The angel exclaimed.
Fox put his hand under his chin. "As much as I hate to say it, Pit's got a point. Since Dade's been getting our enemies, what are the chances of Venom or Mystetio or the Lizard or anyone!"
"I was chasing down Gobby." Spider-Man jumped up onto the ceiling. "But I don't really know how any other baddies would get here. For all I know they're locked up."
Back in Spidey's Universe….
We are taken back to New York City, where we see a prison being heavily guarded by guards and police officers.
The guard in white security armor turned to the other guard standing on the other side of the door. "Hey, you think we should have more guards here? We literally have a bunch of supervillains in the building."
The other guard shrugged in response. "Eh, we're fine. What, some new super crazy and powerful villain's gonna come right up to us and break them all out?"
The two shared a laugh at the rhetorical question, expecting today to be nothing but another boring day at the jail.
But that's where they were incorrect.
A tall man walked towards the two guards, wearing a grey suit and a black unzipped coat with a hood. With some dark red and dark purple skin with his pale human skin.
"Hello gentlemen." It was Dade, in the flesh. "Care to let me through the doors?"
The guards shook their heads. "Sorry buddy, can't just pass through here."
Dade simply but his lip and approached the guards…
Picking up both of their laser rifles and crushing them with his bare hands, leaving them in shock. As Dade pulled his head down to reveal his face.
One of the guards pressed a button on his wrist armor. "This is front guard 1 to cell guard 3, we need backup right…"
Dade wouldn't let him try to call for help, evident by him grabbing the guard by his neck and suffocating him.
A bone was cracked in the guard, as his leg tilted back.
Dade squeezed his hand tighter as the security guard was immediately dropped to the ground, with him turning to the other one.
The guard in white armor only blinked, with the mastermind stepped slowly towards him.
Dade grinned while cracking his neck, the red Moebius symbol glowing in his eye.
In the prison…
It was actually a quiet morning in the jail, a bit strange for it being a maximum security prison.
But the wall of the front door was destroyed by two bodies being shoved right through it, sending bricks and rubble flying everywhere.
The two guards both leaned against the ball, breaths no longer emitted from their mouth and heartbeats were a thing of the past for them.
Dade slowly made his way into the jail, ready to cause some mayhem.
Multiple police officers and security guards ran into the room with firearms, pointing them at Dade.
"Freeze!" An officer yelled. "Put your hands up and don't make this difficult!"
Dade raised his hands as he was told. "You mean like this?"
Electricity ignited in both of his hands, putting them forward. "RRRUUAAAGGHHH!!" He yelled as a mass of lightning blasted every guard and officer in the room.
Their screams of pain were so loud that they could be heard from the end of Queens.
All of them stood still, before each one of them fell right to ground.
Dade cracked his knuckles and grinned, walking through the doors and into the jail cells.
"This is the perfect place to be."
In one of the deeper hallways of the jail, we see a muscular man standing in his cell. He had blond hair and was curling a dumbbell.
"Dammit, damn Parker." The man grit his teeth. "Parker, Spider-Man, they're all the same. Put me back in here, I'll get him back."
Two hands suddenly gripped the bars of his jail cell, with the bars being ripped right off and thrown to the side by Dade.
The man turned around and immediately got into a fighting position, with a black sludge immediately surrounding him.
Revealing this man to be none other than Eddie Brock, or Venom as he is more known as.
"Who are you?" Venom asked as his tongue slithered out.
"You have no need to be on alert, Eddie Brock." Dade put his hand up. "I am not your enemy."
"We are not just Eddie Brock, we call ourselves Venom." The symbiote tightened his fists.
Dade shook his head in response. "I am aware, I am simply here to get you out of here. But I'm not just doing it out of kindness, I need you to help me."
Venom grit his sharp teeth in response. "Oh yeah? And why would we help you?"
"Because…"
Dade said while leaning against the wall with a smile across his face. "If you do, I will give you the opportunity to torture Spider-Man."
Venom's eyes slightly widened in response, this proposition was something that was exactly up his alley. He had been wanting to get back at the wall crawler for a long time now, ever since he was out in prison.
The symbiote stood up straight, putting his hand forward. "Fine, you have a deal. But only because we can get our vengeance on the spider."
Dade shook his hand. "Perfect, now we must break out another important player. Before we get the rest."
We're brought to another jail cell, but this one wasn't your old fashioned jail cell with bars. It instead had a blue force field, which acted as what prevented the prisoner from escaping.
Inside we see a middle aged scientist with brown hair and glasses, wearing a white lab coat and brown pants.
But he also had four robotic tentacles attached to his back, which were handing him different pieces of tech and parts for the machine that he was working on.
"Doctor Otto Octavius, or better known as…Doctor Octopus."
The doctor slightly turned his head around, slightly smirking.
"Osborne told me you'd be coming here." Octavius stood up from the floor and turned around. "I have it ready, Dade."
Dade grinned in response, winding back one of his fists. As if began igniting in flames. "Falcon…Punch!!"
He blasted a flaming punch through the blue force field screen, causing it to stutter before it was completely destroyed.
Doc Ock walked out of the cell with the machine in his hands, as he handed it to Dade. "Here you are."
The Moebius man accepted the machine and raised it up, smiling at the other villains.
"Now then, what do you both say to breaking out the other crooks and causing a bit of mayhem?"
Chapter 3 coming soon.