South Park: Undying Love

February 14th is approaching. It will soon be Valentine's Day on South Park. Everyone was getting ready for the day. It was just in time. Heidi was back to normal. She managed to convince the girls to apologize to the boys for the Gender War fiasco. Soon, the girls were walking to their former boyfriends. They all handed them a small paper. It listed an apology for breaking up with them and an invitation to the Valentine's Day Dance. The boys were relieved that things were going back to the way they were. Every loving couple such as Tweek and Craig, Token and Nichole, Sharon and Randy, and Sheila and Gerald, were prepared for this day. However, there is a glaring exception. At South Park Elementary, Stan Marsh was busy cleaning out his locker. His girlfriend, Wendy Testaburger was approaching him.

I can't believe this is my chance. The girl thought to herself. After the girls forced me to dump him for that Skankhunt fiasco, it feels good now that we are no longer at each other's throats. This will be a good opportunity to make things right with him by going to the dance.

Stan closed his locker to head to his class, but he was face-to-face with Wendy. "Oh, it's you," Stan said sarcastically. "What do you want?"

Wendy tugged her coat nervously. "Well, there is something I want to ask. But first, I want to hand you this."

After being given the note, Stan inspected it. It read "I'm sorry for breaking up with you… again. I should have trusted you since you wouldn't be the troll online. I want to make it up to you by taking you to the valentine's day dance. I hope you can forgive me. Your lover, Wendy."

After a period of silence, Stan laughed after reading the note. Some kids nearby looked at him in a confused manner. "Boy, oh boy. You sure like to pull some jokes on me, do ya?"

Wendy felt miffed hearing that. "Stan, this isn't a prank. I really want to go to the dance with you."

"Why don't you take Token? He's someone you can prefer over me." The boy rolled his eyes while crumpling the note into a ball.

"He is going out with Nichole. I pretty much left him since he wasn't that much of a good boyfriend compared to you. But that doesn't matter. I want to show that things between us can get fixed if we—"

Stan got in her face, feeling intimidated and annoyed. "Let's get something straight here, okay? There is no we, there never was a we; in fact, without me, there wouldn't even be a you!"

"Just want you back," Wendy muttered.

"Listen to me very carefully. I'm. Not. Going."

"But why not?" Wendy got worried.

"First sign, this." Stan gave Wendy the letter she handed to him on the day the girls broke up with the boys. It said 'This is goodbye forever, Stan. I can't fix you. Wendy.'

"Oh, that." Wendy grimaced, remembering that painful memory. "You wanted to fix things between us, but it didn't work the way you expected. Look, I know you are not to blame for what Skankhunt did, and it took me a long time to realize that. We moved on from that troll incident. You shouldn't let that bother you anymore. Even if we aren't a couple now, we can still head to the dance as friends."

"Second sign, I already got a date for the dance. If this keeps up, I can make it for the honeymoon."

Wendy widened her eyes hearing that. "Honeymoon? With whom?"

Stan didn't answer, leaving Wendy with a dissatisfied face. Wendy tried to keep up, but the bell rang, causing everyone to head to their next classes. The girl was not happy about this outcome. When the kids sat on their seats for Garrison's class, it was a shock that their teacher hadn't arrived yet. Mr. Mackey had to come inside.

"Kids, I got something to say. Garrison wasn't feeling well, so he went back home. You guys have a free period."

All the kids cheered.

"One moment kids, I forgot to mention this. We have a new student joining us for the school. Where is she, by the way?"

"BOO!"

Mackey jumped up before being hit in the head by one of the ceiling titles, knocking him out cold. All the kids erupted in laughter. The kid that spooked Mackey has been revealed. She has light brown hair with a ponytail and bangs. She was wearing a pale green sweater, a black shirt, and dark blue pants. The girl was even Stan's age. She chuckled before finishing. "My my, you people sure know how to appreciate hijinks!"

Wendy arched an eyebrow in curiosity. "Who is that?"

"Oh, where are my manners. I'm Laura. I just moved back here to this place after a long while of absence. Got to say, this place seems to be nice here."

"Believe us," Kyle scratched behind his head. "It's not all what it seems."

"Yeah. Crazy stuff happens in this place all the time." Red commented.

"Half of the time it happens in this very school!" Pip added.

Laura went around the desks to find one she could take. "There's a lot of you kids around here."

Stan got up. "You can take this one next to me!"

Laura smiled as she went to take the empty desk. "That's an adorable hat you got there,"

The boy blushed. "Thanks. I like your ponytail."

Wendy started to get annoyed about this. Later at lunch, Wendy was sitting alone with her food. She seemed upset that Stan was talking with Laura. Bebe sat next to Wendy. "Is something wrong, Testaburger?"

"You can say that. Stan hates me." Wendy ate her sandwich.

"How come? He loves you."

"That's what I said!" Wendy protested. "He is against me because of that troll fiasco that involved us breaking up with our boyfriends. In retrospect, that was a scummy thing we did. Not only that, but he even said he has a new girlfriend now."

Bebe pondered on what her friend can do next. She felt a lightbulb light up. "Maybe you can show Stan you are still a great girlfriend to him. I recommend giving gifts to him like a secret admirer."

Wendy smiled. "You're right. I can't give up at the drop of a hat. I have to prove to Stan I am the love he deserves!"

Wendy ran out of the cafeteria to begin her plan. However, she ended up slipping due to the wet floor. The screaming girl fell down the long stairs before ending up in a mud puddle.

"Oh my god!" Gerald Broflovksi exclaimed. "That could have been me!"

The next day, Stan was opening his locker. Unknown to him, Wendy was around the corner, grinning. Her ex-boyfriend will surely be able to accept her apology and gift. Stan found a box of heart-shaped chocolates. "From your secret admirer," the box read.

"Hmm…" Stan murmured to himself. Wendy was smiling, seeing her plan was about to work, or so she thought. "Hey, Cartman. You want these chocolates I found?"

Wendy was horrified hearing that. "Of course, dude." Cartman replied before he chowed the whole thing down. Wendy fainted after that.

Kyle and Kenny were walking by the others. "Here goes Cartman eating like my mom again." Kyle shook his head before noticing something red. It was the cover of heart shaped chocolates. He even noticed the writing Wendy made.

"So, you're going to head to the dance?" Kenny asked Stan.

"Yeah. But before you say so, no. It's not Wendy I'm going with. I'm done with that manipulator. She means nothing to me now."

Kyle shook his head in disapproval. "Dude, that is cold."

Stan ignored his comment and headed outside. However, Wendy heard everything. She started to shed some tears hearing what Stan said. The girl sat on a bench, being depressed about Stan not caring that she is trying to win him back. A voice interrupted her melodrama. "Mind if I sit here?"

Wendy looked up to see it was Kyle. "It's a free country." Wendy sighed.

The boy took the space next to his friend. "So, I heard."

Wendy didn't reply since she knew what he was talking about.

"You want Stan back. You really felt bad for him ever since you were forced to dump him from that troll fiasco. And now you want to make things up for him."

All Wendy did was clean her hat while nodding.

"Look, here is what I can tell you. Stan may not be interested in being your boyfriend again, but deep down I know he still cares about you. He just needs time, that's all."

Wendy wiped her tears. "You believe he will forgive me?"

"Yeah. If there's anyone that I know is faithful to you, it's Stan."

Wendy thanked Kyle with a hug before dashing out of the school. However, she ended up being hit by a brick that fell from the school. Randy Marsh was busy helping decorate the school. "Huh? What was that? Never mind. Must be my imagination."

Back with Stan, he had a great smile on his face. He had been getting prepared for the days to count down for the Valentine's Day dance. When he arrived back home, Shelly greeted him by punching him on the guy. "Welcome back, turd!"

Usually, Stan would be upset about being punched in the gut, but the boy strangely didn't have much of a reaction that would be appropriate for this action. He instead was still smiling. "Good afternoon, my lovely sister!" He proceeded to kiss her.

Shelly reacted in a strange manner. She was both confused and angry how Stan didn't complain about her injuring him. She wiped her cheek in disgust. On his way to the kitchen, Stan started to walk in a cheerful manner. He grabbed a lollipop and stuffed it into Randy's mouth. The boy gave his mother a flick in the ear.

"Good gravy!" Sharon cried. "What has gotten all over you, son?"

"Just a great day at school! I can't wait to head back the next following days!" Stan hopped from the kitchen table and headed back to his room. "Soon, I will get to go to the dance. I should probably meet up with Laura. She could use some introduction to South Park."

Speaking of the devil, Laura was enjoying her time in South Park. She passed by Butters, who was getting grounded by his father yet again. Laura felt angry that the poor boy suffers this, so she pulled a prank on Butters's dad by dumping a bucket of paint on his head. The man screamed in panic while running back to the house, only to get hit on the groin by his wife since she thought he was a robot. Butters laughed hysterically as Laura smiled and made way for the town.

"This place has been fun so far. I took down an entire pack of 6th graders for bullying my brother, drank an entire gallon of milk without choking up, and even stopped some robbers from stealing a bank's money. I have even been making loads of friends here. Soon, I think I will meet that New Kid I heard about so much. He fought for the Stick of Truth and defeated Mitch Conner." Laura made her statement. She heard her phone ring. After taking the call, the girl ran back home. Her mom had prepared some turkey for the family. She can't wait to feast on it with BBQ sauce.

The next following days didn't get any better for Wendy. She tried to get Stan's love back by putting some stuff like flowers and letters in his locker. This backfired since Stan would dump them in the trash. It gets worse as Stan refused to be near Wendy. No matter what Wendy did, Stan shown no interest being her boyfriend again. Even some kids tried to convince Wendy that it's over. It all came to a point of Wendy becoming depressed. The girl was lying on her bed, recalling all the good times she had with Stan. From their first adventure trying to get Ike back from the aliens, finding the true list of popular boys, the Ms. Ellen incident, the girl felt all those times pass by. She started sobbing on her pillow, knowing Stan would never come back to her.

"Wendy?" she heard Bebe's voice ring. She was seen in the window. "Stan really took it hard on you, huh?"

Wendy was losing hope as she opened the window. "It's no use, Bebe. I tried everything. But no matter what I do, it never works. I can't get Stan back."

Bebe got stern. She smacked her friend's face. "That's despicable! The Wendy I know wouldn't throw in the towel easily like that!"

"Ow!" Wendy cried as she covered her cheek.

"Did you give up when Cartman made fun of breast cancer?"

Wendy replied while looking down. "No…"

"No, you didn't," Bebe cleared her throat. "And did you give up when you broke up with him for Token?"

Wendy widened her eyes, feeling embarrassed by recalling the incident. "Oh, you had to bring that up."

"No, you didn't!" Bebe grabbed Wendy and walked her out the window. "You have a boyfriend in need, and you will not rest until he rightfully takes you back! Let's move out!"

"Where are we going?" Wendy wondered.

"To visit Heidi. She can give you some pointers."

Back with Stan, he was walking to Stark's Pond. This was a place he used to be with Wendy, but those days were over. Stan sighed to himself as he sat down on a bench.

"Hey there, Marsh. Seems you had a day, huh?" a voice echoed.

Stan looked around to see it was Laura. "Oh! Hey, Laura."

"Hi, Stan. It sure is a lovely day out here."

"It definitely is," Stan replied before looking down.

The girl was concerned for Stan. "Is there something wrong?"

"Well, I will be honest with you about something. Ever since I told you about my ex-girlfriend Wendy Testaburger, I felt free to be away from her. Yet, when I first met you, things got strange. Don't get me wrong, I like being in a relationship with someone else. But how I can be so sure I won't get manipulated again like Wendy did to me?"

Laura scooched closer to Stan. "The only way you will be able to know is to get to know the person. Here's what I can say. You got to know Wendy, and she got to know you. But there were times when she took advantage of you. Sometimes it's not even for a good reason."

Stan pondered on what to say next, but Laura resumed.

"My dad always said that relationships are not easy. No matter your status — single, dating, engaged, or married — relationships take work. Whether they end with tears and empty Ben & Jerry's or last until forever may depend on countless factors, but your actions, words, and thoughts undoubtedly play a role. I know you seem doubtful about this new relationship Stan, but this dance can be your chance to find out if it is better for you."

Stan smiled. "You're right, Laura," The boy hugged the girl. "Thank you for supporting me."

The two got close and hugged each other. They were unaware that two girls had seen everything. Wendy felt her jaw drop in shock. Bebe kept dragging her away.

"Why?" Wendy complained.

"We will deal with them later, Wendy. Focus on getting to Heidi!"

They went toward their destination as Stan and Laura separated from each other to head back to their respective homes.

"See you tonight, Marsh!"

"I'll pick you up at the dance!"

Later, the two girls visited their friend, who was busy picking up trash for community service. Heidi ended up being sentenced to four months of prison, which some she will need to do some hard work.

"She did what?" Wendy was shocked.

"I know! That's how I reacted!" Bebe replied.

Heidi got trash dumped over her head, causing her to groan. She changed her tone when she spotted her two friends approaching. "Oh, hey girls. How are you doing?"

"Wendy here needs your help. It's about Stan."

"Let me guess. He cut you out from his life, found a date, and plans to celebrate by going to the dance." Heidi guessed correctly.

Wendy felt surprised that her friend found all of that out. Then again, this is Heidi they are talking to. "I need your help. Time is running out and I have to show Stan how much I care about him."

"Not really if I can help, Testaburger. I got loads of trash to pick up due to my sentence."

Wendy decided to pull out the big guns. By that, it was her sad puppy dog eyes. Heidi tried to resist, but she gave in after a while. "Alright, alright! But don't make me do anything embarrassing. There's some stuff like mop and spare clothes of mine in my house. You figure out the rest of the plan. I'm not planning to spend another month in the clink!"

Wendy smiled before she and Bebe dashed to their next destination. "Thanks, Heidi! We owe you one!"

"Yeah. Getting my sentence reduced, that is."

Back at Stan's house, the boy started to hum to himself in a way he sings a song. Tonight is the night. It might seem crazy what I am 'bout to say. Sunshine, she's here, you can take a break!

Randy and Sharon noticed their son being in a happy mood. He kissed his sister yet again, replaced his dad's beer with a soda, and cleaned his mom's hair.

"What's up with him? He kept doing that a lot," Sharon wondered.

"Must be his new girlfriend. Heard he dumped Wendy over the new girl," Randy commented as he drank his drink. "Good luck with your new date, kiddo!"

Shelly kept going to the sink to clean her mouth. "That turd is so dirty!"

Stan went outside of his house and began walking to the school. It was a beautiful night. Stars are dancing, kids are singing, and adults got rid of their beers and rapped. The boy began walking to his next destination: Laura's location.

As Laura got her dress ready, she put on some perfume. This is it. Her first date on her first boyfriend. She went rail griding on the stairs. Upon exiting, her mother called.

"Have a fun time, sweetheart!"

Laura's father also waved goodbye to his daughter. After closing the door, she went to locate Stan, but things instantly became dark for her since a whack on her head happened. It happened so fast, as she felt two hands grab and drag her away to an unknown location.

"Time to get the boy back," a voice murmured.

Stan danced as he walked. He reached his destination. As he was about to press the doorbell, he heard some grunting. The boy wondered about this and was about to check out the scene, but his date suddenly opened the door.

"Hi, Stan!" the girl's voice exclaimed.

"Hey, Laura. My lovely lady, you ready for the big dance?" Stan offered his hand.

"I would, my handsome boyfriend!" Stan's date replied before the two headed off to the valentine's day dance.

Kevin McCormick was busy cleaning the floor. He had to take the job as a janitor since his family was running out of money. After he had another fight with his dad, Carol had threatened to send Kevin to juvie unless he paid for the damage he had caused. "At last. Two hours of cleaning this whole school. I can finally relax."

His smile turned into a frown when hundreds of people dashed inside the school. Even Kenny McCormick undid his brother's work by going inside with his old girlfriend. Kevin started crying due to all his work being undone now. The whole school was packed. Hallways, classrooms, even the gym were packed. Everyone was going to the max. Stan and his girlfriend were the last ones to enter the building.

"Now this is what I call a party!" Stan's date cheered.

"You seem cheerier than ever, Laura," Stan couldn't help but notice something. "Is there something you want to tell me?"

"Well, I…"

"I know. I know what you did. I know who you are!"

The girl gulped as Stan leaned towards her in suspicion.

"You're going to be my new girlfriend!" Stan clapped his hands.

"Yeah!" the other kid responded awkwardly. "Maybe go get some punch for us, Stan. My throat might be parched from the yelling I did earlier."

"Got it. Don't wait up for me, sweet cheeks!" Stan headed to the punch bowl. The boy met up with Kyle, Kenny, and Cartman. "Hey, you guys are here, too!"

"I wouldn't dare miss it! Let's get funky!" Kyle posed.

"My gal Kelly is eager to slow dance in the night. My brother had to clean up the school for this dance, but it is worth it going here!" Kenny shouted in a muffled speech.

As he was collecting some juice, he was surprised to see that the school hired a DJ. It was none other than…

"Hello, children!"

"Chef!" All the four boys were surprised.

"What are you doing here?" Kyle wondered.

"Last time we saw each other, you fell off a bridge!" Cartman reminded Chef. "How did you survive?"

"Well, it wasn't easy. I had to pull a few strings," Chef smirked. "And let's just say, I got my ways."

"Good to have you back, Chef." Kenny commented. "How come you are a DJ?"

"Well, it has been a long time since I cooked anything for you kids. So, I thought I get a new gig. Turns out I am great at it!" Chef started to sing. "I'm going to make you sweet love to you, woman!"

The boys clapped in approval.

"It's good to have you back, Chef." Stan said before finding his date for the dance.

"We really missed you, man." Kyle headed off to find the other kids.

"See you on the cafeteria at Monday," Cartman added before heading off to an unknown part of the school.

"We love you, Chef." Kenny mumbled as he went to Kelly.

Back at an unknown location, Bebe was guarding something, or in this case someone. She was assigned to keep an eye on her target. It wasn't easy, as her goal was going to be foiled. Bebe went inside the shed to check out the prisoner she is keeping hostage. The girl in there was tied up with rope, and a white cloth covered her mouth. Bebe opened her cloth. "Will you knock it off?! You're going to ruin everything!"

Laura was already steamed. "Real funny coming from you, Ms. I-almost-killed-friends-over-shoes!" The girl tried to escape from her restraints, but it was no use.

Bebe smacked Laura's face. "Don't even bother. Wendy is going to get back her boyfriend. She deserves to be with Stan."

"After all the stuff she made him suffer through?! Testaburger literally sent someone to the sun due to her jealousy!"

"Ugh, you're not one pleasing girl. I can see why Wendy has something against you. You're just a gal that likes to break things that are meant to be." Bebe shook her head.

"I know you are, but what am I?" Laura smirked, knowing a way to trick Bebe.

"A boyfriend stealer!" Bebe huffed.

"I know you are, but what am I?"

Bebe stopped before continuing. "Oh, no. I am not falling through that one again!" She once again smacked Laura's face and put back her cloth covering the kid's mouth. Just before Bebe planned to yank her ponytail to annoy her, her phone went off. It was a call from her friend when she answered.

Laura noticed it was her chance to escape the trap she is attached to. The girl struggled to loosen her rope. After a few minutes, her hands were able to move. She had to be careful with her grunting since Bebe would find out.

Stan was waiting for his date, who was busy powdering her nose in the restroom. Unknown to him, Wendy took Laura's place. She was wearing a beautiful dress, and she had a gray ponytail wig to avoid suspicion. "There you are, Laura. I was wondering what went on."

"You know what they say, you always dress for the best." Wendy snickered.

"What was that?"

"Nothing," Wendy said sheepishly. "Let's go meet with our other pals, Stan."

Kyle and the other kids were laughing their butts off. Butters wondered about something. "So, how did you manage to afford your GameBoy Advance SP?"

"Well, it was not easy. I had to volunteer at a few clubs for the school. I even found one Ike can join. The pay is great."

"That's nice. What club did Ike join?" Craig asked.

Kyle just smirked and folded his arms.

Outside the school, Ike was holding something. It was too dark outside, and he was unable to see. Suddenly, he got kicked by a huge football player. The child screamed as he flew above the goal and crashed into a helicopter.

"GOAL!" The goalie shouted as the helicopter dropped burritos. The team celebrated their victory against the rival school. Ike was dizzy and fell on the snow.

Meanwhile at the school gym, Chef was setting some songs for the couples to dance to. He went over to Stan and his date. "Hey there, children. How's it hanging?"

"Doing fine. Hey, Chef. I want you to meet my new girlfriend, Laura!"

Wendy grinned nervously to avoid being caught as she shook Chef's hand. The man noticed a strange thing about the girl. "Hey, you look familiar. Have we met before?"

"Err… no. My name is Laura. It is nice to meet you."

Chef howled with joy before realizing something. "Hey, Stan. Didn't you have that Wendy Testaburger girl as your girlfriend?"

Stan snorted. "Not anymore. It's kind of complicated to explain. Let's just say love doesn't always work out the first girl you end up with."

Wendy tugged her shirt but quickly held her wig to avoid letting it fall. "Hey, how about one funky jazz tune? Chef, if you please."

"You got it, child!" Chef winked before unleashing a CD on his DJ player.

Wendy ran to Stan to grab him. She grabbed him in a romantic stance. "Let's dance, sugar."

Stan wasted no time carrying his girlfriend. "Come on, Laura. Let's show South Park the beginning of a new couple!" He peered over to Chef and some other kids with instruments preparing to play instruments. "Hit it!"

Clyde, Tweek, Token, Red, Heidi, Karen, and the other kids began playing their instruments. Jazz has begun. Everyone started to dance. Randy Marsh began singing surprisingly in a good manner.

"Yeah, dig that sound on the ground, we're getting down on South Park Town! Where wrong is right, it can be our own fight. We sleep all day and dance all night!" Randy pointed at the girls. "Move it, Sharon!"

Sharon, Shiela, Carol, and some other South Park girls began to dance as a chorus. "Goblin oogie-boogie! It's the biggest night of the year, Goblin oogie-boogie! Baby, Valentine's Day is here!"

Most of the people began to dance, including Wendy and Stan. Stan tossed Wendy up in the air and caught her. Wendy blushed, showing she was impressed by his dance moves. She pulled some of her own moves.

Back with Bebe, she decided to take a break from watching Laura. As she was done eating her pack of skittles, she spat out her Coca Cola in shock when she found the chair empty. Aw, man. I should have done a better job watching her! I have to call Wendy!

But before she spat out a word to her friend, she got stepped on by tons of adults that were on their way to South Park Elementary School for the dance. After getting up, Bebe managed to utter some words of warning to Wendy before her phone ran out of battery. The girl decided to head to the school to help Wendy stop Laura.

Later, Wendy received the warning from Bebe. She panicked briefly, knowing Laura was on her way to the school. She grabbed Stan.

"Whoa, Laura! This relationship seems to be picking up fast!" Stan laughed.

"No time to explain, Marsh! We got to be quick for the perfect moment!" Wendy pulled Stan and threw him up in the air. Stan was impressed. He even held a rose with his teeth.

The women continued to sing. "As the bassists slap your hide, you're gonna flip when you lose your pride. Flap your arms and stomp your feet, in your bones you can beat your meat. Goblin-oogie-boogie!"

Stan spun Wendy around and started to tilt her. She spun, hitting other couples and causing some cracks at the school.

"Get off your groove and hand a cheer, goblin oogie boogie!"

Stan grabbed his date and carried her. However, unknown to them, Wendy's gray wig fell off to the ground.

"And the king and queen will take it from here!"

Wendy widened her eyes, realizing what had just happened. "Uh-oh."

Stan caught on as well. "What's this?" he demanded in a menacing tone.

Wendy wasted no time kissing Stan. The boy was embarrassed by this. However, what took the cake was that Laura had just arrived at the moment the kiss occurred.

"Stan?"

"Laura?"

"Aw, snuggle muffins!"

Suddenly, Stan and Wendy were covered in strawberry yogurt. Everyone looked up to see it was Cartman, who had pulled an epic prank.

"Ha! Who's the crazy one now?" He briefly taunted before he seen another familiar face. "Wait, is that-?

Laura felt her head burn since Cartman put a lighter intended for Wendy to fall victim to. However, the poor girl ran screaming to get the fire out, only to be punched by a boxing glove trap.

"Gah!" Cartman yelped as he dashed to Laura. Stan and the other kids headed to the girl as well.

"Huh?" Wendy was confused. "What is going on here?"

Suddenly, the doors of the gym got kicked down. Some cops broke in the windows, the doors, toilets, even the sewers. They all surrounded Wendy by pointing guns at her.

A female police officer came to the scene. "Wendy Testaburger, you are under arrest for the murder of Ms. Ellen, physical assault against Eric Cartman, and kidnapping of Laura!"

"What?!" Wendy shouted in disbelief.

It was a matter of time before Bebe Stevens came next to Wendy. She was a bit terrified, mostly because her dad was scolding her harshly.

"What's the matter? Can't think of anymore lies?" Mr. Stevens taunted harshly.

"Dad! It's not what it looks like!"

"You are in big trouble, young lady. And so are you, Testaburger."

"Trouble for what?" Bebe wondered.

"THIS!" Mr. Stevens boomed, causing Bebe to flinch. It was a ransom note that Bebe made. It demanded a large sum of money, otherwise Laura would be shipped off to a faraway land.

"Are you serious?" Wendy gritted her teeth at Bebe.

"What the heck is wrong with you?" Mr. Stevens yelled, making Bebe flinch again.

"I'm sorry," Bebe tried to show sympathy. "It was all Wendy's idea!"

"What?!" Wendy exclaimed, causing Mr. Stevens to roll his eyes. "Oh, yeah. That makes sense."

"I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT!" Mr. Stevens boomed, making the two girls and even Cartman flinch in fear.

Soon, the two girls were tasered. Both Wendy and Bebe were handcuffed by the police. Laura was shedding some tears due to the pain she was in. Stan comforted her. He gave a harsh scolding to Wendy.

"Wendy, I was not kidding that I wanted to stop being your boyfriend. This amount of stuff you did for me is ridiculous! Tell me, was it worth it?"

Wendy shot back. "Look, Stan! I was trying to get you back! When I broke up with you, you would do everything to come back to me. You wanted to be my boyfriend again!"

"Well, not anymore, you little skunk!" Stan replied. "And I am angry that you harmed my new girlfriend!" He gave Laura some tissues.

"Awkward." Chef commented.

Cartman smacked Wendy in the face. "How could you do this to my sister?!"

Everyone's eyes widened after hearing them. Some dropped their glass of punch on the floor in shock. "WHAT?!"

Laura sniffed as she wiped away some tears. "Wait, you guys never knew?"

No one dared to speak. Even Craig was shocked. "What. The. Heck."

"Hold up, dude. You're telling us this new girl is your sister?" Kyle was surprised.

"Well, duh!" Cartman rolled his eyes. "Can't see the resemblance?"

An instance of silence occurred. This caused Cartman to facepalm.

"Eric? Can we go to the hospital? I think I suffered first degree burn." Laura cried for a bit.

"Sure thing, sweetie. The paramedics should be here by now."

Suddenly, a hospital truck crashed into the bleachers. A couple of paramedics put Laura in a stretcher.

"Careful with her, you two! I'll sue you if anything goes wrong!" Cartman threatened.

"Yes, sir…" one of the paramedics shook in fear.

As the truck drove off to the hospital, Cartman faced Wendy. "I don't like the way you attacked Laura and Stan. It's one thing to take people prisoner and threaten them, but when you actually hurt somebody, that's going too far!"

"You said it, pal!" Butters agreed.

"Even we have some principals," Nelly added.

"And I also don't like you ending relationships," Cartman continued.

"Yeah, that's phony baloney!" Clyde said.

"And another thing!" Cartman was going to add another insult to Wendy, but Harrison Yates stopped him.

"That should do plenty good, Cartman. You did the right thing reporting the police to this person. Call Girl is going to use her one call in the slammer."

Mr. Stevens held Bebe's arm tightly. "And you're joining her, too. You're going to be banned from your hobbies. Really hope you learned your lesson this time."

The two girls were escorted to a police van. The doors ended up being slammed after Wendy and Bebe were seated. Wendy looked outside the window in fear as the van drove away. That resulted in a piece of debris landing on Karen McCormick, who was one of the singers of the music, which brutally knocked her out.

"Oh my god, they knocked out Karen!" Stan exclaimed.

"Well, more food for us!" Kenny went to eat some pizza.

"Guys! Check this out! The New Kid is going to play in the piano!" Token announced.

The stage revealed that the New Kid got in front of a piano to play. The parents of the child were handing out some fresh fruits for everyone to eat. People applauded for the performance of the kid once it was complete.

Meanwhile at the South Park Hospital, Laura is sitting on a hospital bed. She is still recovering from the fiasco of the dance. Stan came inside the room with flowers.

"Laura? Are you getting any better?"

"Yeah, Stan. Thanks." The girl sighed.

The boy went to her bed and sat next to her. "What a rough night,"

"Yeah. Tell me about it. Wendy really ruined everything."

"She really did. To be fair, I am glad she did break up with me before. A manipulative person like her should stay away," Stan remembered. "I'm so sorry I ever kissed her, Laura. I got fooled by her since she put on a disguise making me think she was you."

Laura responded by kissing Stan on the forehead. "Don't blame yourself. You been fooled by her. I will always love you, Stan Marsh."

Stan blushed heavily. "Thank you, Laura…Cartman."

Cartman broke the silence. "Awkward."

Stan was flabbergasted. "Do you mind, fatso?"

Cartman barked back. "At least I didn't date a crazy gal controlling me!"

"Oh, Cartman, you psycho." Laura chuckled.

"Well, it's going to be awkward to know that I'm dating the sister of a psychopath." Stan chuckled.

"We will make it work. It can't be as bad as that Wendy person."

Cartman cleared his throat. "Well, I'll leave you two lovebirds alone. And Stan, if you ever harm her, I will look for you. I will find you. And I will kill you."

"I get the idea, Cartman. Now can you please step back? You're getting into an extreme closeup." Stan felt a bit uncomfortable.

"Alright, alright." Cartman rolled his eyes as he left the room.

"So, where we were?" Laura grabbed Stan and placed him on the bed with her. The boy was blushing.

The two decided to tickle each other. Laura is recovering more thanks to her boyfriend. This begins a new relationship for the two kids.

Eventually, Wendy and Bebe were in South Park Prison. Due to Bebe being a repeat offender, she was sentenced to some years in prison without parole. Wendy had it worse due to the police finding out about the murder she did to Ms. Ellen as well as the assault and kidnapping she did to Laura Cartman.

"Ugh. Not this place again. It's dirty!" Bebe cried.

"I agree. The people here are brutal. Even the guards here aren't having patience with us."

The girls ate their prison food. Both were disgusted upon the taste. However, they were interrupted when they heard a lunch tray slam on the table. The two found it was Heidi Turner.

"Hey, Heidi!" Wendy smiled nervously.

"How's it going with you?" Bebe asked awkwardly.

Heidi was not in the mood. "Don't act all so happy! Because of you, my sentence got increased! Even when I get released, I'm put on house arrest!"

Both girls inhaled sharply hearing that. Before anything else happened, Heidi grabbed the two girls and smashed their heads together.

"Ow!" Both Wendy and Bebe yelped.

"You two deserve it! Better watch your backs, girls! It's the nights that are the hardest…" Heidi slithered away.

Wendy and Bebe shivered in fear hearing that. It wasn't until the night they ended up in a cell together. Bebe pleaded with the guard to release her, but it was no use.

"Not so fast, crazy girl. You and your cellmate are in a terrible night. We just got someone out of solitary confinement, and she will be sharing a cell with you." The guard signaled the others to push a crate towards the girls.

"Is that…?" Wendy asked before hearing the crate growl. Some nightsticks were hitting the crate to calm it down. An opening was made. It revealed itself to be Shelly Marsh in the crate.

"Well, well. Looks like we got fresh meat here." Shelly cracked her knuckles.

Wendy and Bebe looked at each other nervously before the cell door was closed. "What are you gonna do to us?"

"Stan was very specific."

"Stan?" Wendy asked.

"He wanted me to step all over you for some reason." Shelly replied.

"Step all over us?" Bebe wondered.

"Yeah! That way you will know he doesn't want you around anymore!"

No response was given since the two female prisoners gave each other a look.

"Err, perhaps I said too much." Shelly admitted before moving towards the others.

Wendy rushed to the prison bars. "Help! This is cruel and unusual!"

Bebe facepalmed. "Well, this is one heck of an ending."

Shelly proceeded to grab the two prisoners and used them as dumbbells. Every time she moved her arms up, the girls hit the ceiling. During the down position, the gals hit the ground.

"I never should have stolen Kyle's packages from Amazon!" Bebe cried. "Curse you, Token!"

All Wendy did was yelp in pain as Bebe continued to lift her and Bebe.

Everything faded to black. A blank sign appeared. It had the words "That's All, Folks!" Clyde was chuckling since he was the one that sprayed those words on the sign. As he walked off, he fell down a sewer that had alligators ready to devour him.