Earth 27

"I am the eternal dragon!" Shenron declared, hovering over Emperor Pilaf and his associates. There had been a fight once the dragon balls had been activates, Bulma and Goku trying to get to the dragon first, Pilaf and his minions moving to make their voices heard only to end up getting tangled up among themselves. "Speak your wish and I shall grant it."

Unnoticed to all of them was Bulma's biographer, the reporter she'd picked up early into her journey who'd agreed to write all about her and her adventures. He'd done all he could to avoid danger, cowering like a coward and taking the mockery of Young Goku and the others for constantly whimpering in fear.

So was it any surprise none of them noticed him whispering quietly as the others fought?

"Shenron, I wish for the ability to summon all 7 dragonballs to my location whenever I desire without anyone other than me realizing it!"

A second after this Oolong called out for Bulma's panties and was delighted when a pair were tossed to him. He, and the others, never realized that it was the reporter who'd tossed the pair, stolen from Bulma's bag, as Shenron granted the wish.

Chaos Edwin chose that moment to quietly slip away, unnoticed.

Several Years Later

He had waited for this moment. Goku beating King Piccalo and thus there was no need for the future Z Warriors to summon the Eternal Dragon for a few years.

Holding out his hand he smirked at the Seven Dragon Balls appeared and with a beam of light Shenron appeared.

"I am the eternal dragon. State your wish and I shall grant it."

Edwin smirked. "Make me immortal."

One Year Later

"I am the eternal dragon. State your wish and I shall grant it."

"I wish that from now until forever I have the strongest power level of anyone in the galaxy I am in"

One Year Later

"I am the eternal dragon. State your wish and I shall grant it."

"I wish that by simply watching someone fight I instantly understand and perform any move or technique they know."

Age 762, November 3

SEVERAL more wishes later…

Nappa looked over the cowering Earthlings before glancing down at Vegeta. "What should we do about these runts?"

"Why don't you decide this time?"

"Aw… you're too kind," Nappa said, holding up his fingers and preparing a blast-

-only to scream when a hand wrapped around his wrist and RIPPED HIS FUCKING ARM OFF.

Vegeta turned only for the new arrival to suddenly grab both his and Nappa's tails before flashing a smirk and kicking them both, causing their tails to rip off as they were sent flying.

"You're wondering who I am," the blond man said as he slowly walked towards them, the earthlings fleeing. "Let's just say… I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say."

Introducing Chaos Edwin

The Future God of Destruction