Earth-1522

Mary Geoise

"Right through there, your holiness."

Edwin smirked as he looked at the armored soldier who had been so kind to bring him here. Well… it was actually his kindness as the soldier had told him if he didn't bring him to this very room weasels would burst from his penis (the guard's, not Edwin's).

"Thank you," he said with a smile before his voice took on a trembling tone, the vocal equivilant of an earthquake. "You really need to go to the bathroom and take a shit."

The soldier gulped and began to wiggle from one foot to the other. "I… I…"

"I can take it from here," he said and the soldier nodded before fleeing as fast as he could. Edwin chuckled lightly before shoving the doors open. "Hello there!" he said cheerfully at the figures gathered before him. Some of the most evil, vile, mosnterous, disgusting, putrid beings in all the world.

The Five Elders.

The five men stared at him, opening their mouths to protest this shocking intrusion that, for any other soul, would be an instant death sentence, only to pause when the man spoke.

"I am the Sixth Elder."

All at once the outrage disappeared and the five men sat down, looking rather bored at Edwin's arrival.

"You're late," one said with a lazy sigh.

"Sorry," Edwin said. "I had to take care of some things. Peasants who were getting a bit uppity."

"Of coruse," another said with a grunt.

"So I think-" Edwin pointed at one of the Elders at random, "-you told me that the first order of business was to make it clear to all that I truly am one of your number, so no one questions it."

"Of course," the one he'd pointed to said and the others agreed, remembering that they'd discussed that at their last meeting.

It took about three hours but soon all the paperwork was done, the Golden Snails were used to transmit the news, and all members of the World Government were informed of the Sixth Elder… who had always existed and anyone who questions that would die a terrible, terrible death. The lowest clerk to the highest member of the World Government quickly made sure that the records were correct and cursed the traitors who had made the mistake that there were only Five.

Edwin through it all merely watched, happily sipping on a non-alcoholic fruity drink.

"There," one of the Elders said, "it is done. What is the next order of business?"

"I believe," Edwin said, tapping his chin, "it was how you five want to commit suicide right now."

He turned his back as the sound of wet gurgles and falling bodies filled the air. He merely held his drink in hand as he walked to a throne he'd commanded be brought up to him and sat down, leaning back and smiling.

"And so it begins…" he said to himself before snapping at the snail. "Summon all other Celestial Dragons. Its time they join their elders in the family reunion…"

Introducing the Edwin Chaos of Earth-1522

Chaos "Emperor Dragon" Edwin

Devil Fruit: The Liar-Liar Fruit. Any lie the user states will be believed by whoever hears it. If there is any truth in the lie the power fails.