Zim was down in his lair.
He was doing research about Earth, as an alien typically would, when he accidentally clicked on something. The page took a moment to load. He growled as he looked at his hands.
"Curse these stupid, stupid fingers!" He nearly yelled.
He went to press the back button. Before he could, sound emitted from the speakers. His antennae erected into the air.
Brains!
Zim started tapping his foot to the beat. He began bobbing his head. Whatever this was, it sounded splendid and he desired more of it. He simply sat there as the music continued. In fact, he turned it up louder. If there was more of this, he had to acquire it.
"Computer! Zim demands to know what this is!"
"'Less Talk, More Brains' by the artist Lights Out, God Help Me. You can download the music on Lights Out, God Help Me's Bandcamp."
"I do not know what this Bandcamp is," Zim began smiling as he rubbed his hands, "but download everything! This Earth music is interesting !"
"Downloading has commenced."
That was the best mistake he could've ever made.
Dib hadn't heard of Zim in days.
He must be up to something nefarious if he was this silent. He needed to find out what it was before he could get started on it. When he got closer to his house, however, he heard music blaring and it came from there. Dib took a few steps towards the other houses to see if it was actually them, but no, it was from Zim's house. It was strange since Dib never heard anything like that from there before.
Then again, it could've been part of his plan to take over the Earth!
He kicked the door wide open. Dib thought he would be faced with a surprised Zim who would be furious about how he kicked his door like that. What he got instead was Zim rocking out to the music. His eyes were closed shut and he was doing the air guitar. He sang along with the song that played right now.
Suck my dick and let me know,
Suck my dick and let me know,
Suck my dick and let me know,
How it tastes when you swallow!
Dib stared at him in confusion. His mouth hung open at the sight. In all honesty, he wasn't too sure if he preferred listening to the song itself or listening to Zim sing the song so terribly off-key like he did. He sounded like a dying animal that tried to mimic a human singing. No, scratch that, it was a band of dying animals trying to sound human. It wasn't the type of music he normally listened to, but he wasn't too sure which one would be better to listen to in this case.
The whole time, Zim never noticed Dib was right there at his door. Gir tried to do frontflips but he ended up rolling forwards instead. He seemed to be enjoying the music as well.
"I like tacos!" Gir randomly said like he always did.
He was quiet compared to the music, but Dib still heard him just fine. He blinked at the scene a few times. Dib had no words for whatever this was.
"Yeah I'll come back in a few days."
Dib didn't care if anyone heard him or not. He glided back like this man was Homer Simpson and disappeared from the scene. His arm extended back in to close the door. Nobody else needed to walk into this.
It was then that Zim opened his eyes. He thought he heard somebody but he shrugged. Zim continued rocking out and singing with the song.
He could deal with that later.