It was finally happening, Mabel's brother was going to marry and she couldn't contain her excitement, happy for his brother.
The most hilarious part was that the proposal didn't go as planned and it wasn't traditional in any fancy "will you marry me?" way.
it was afternoon, and Dipper planned to propose to Wendy near the twilight of the sun at the top of a grassy hill with his sister recording this with a camera; however, Mabel noticed she wasn't alone since Tambry was there recording with her phone.
Both confusingly looked at each other before their eyes widened when what was happening.
Both couples slowly from their pockets with a box in each having a marriage ring and when both looked back at their proposal only to see each other proposing the couple gasped from seeing each other's position and rings with fingers pointing at each other.
"YES! NO! YES!" Wendy fastly responded
"OH MY GOSH NO- I MEAN YES YES!" Dipper did the same.
Mabel and Tambry just continued recording with surprised expressions as the couple continued to splutter nonsensical words being caught flabbergasted.
"This is sooo going to get posted in my account," Tambs stated matter-of-factly with a slight musing.
"I can sell this." Dipper's sister comprehended.
The videos of that recording got a million hits just in 2 hours and became an iconic meme template. Stanley never let the couple hear the end of it.
As of now, Dipper and Mabel were in the shack in their old rooms with the first now searching around his closet for a dress that was appropriate for the wedding. Then, he saw a peculiar line which when he pushed turned out to be a secret closest to itself and there were sweaters inside it which he recognized as Mabel's work.
"Hey, Mabel? Why is there a secret closet with your sweaters?" He asked while he brought two of them, one was red and the other was yellow with the first written 'Wendip' and the latter as 'Dipcifica'.
Mabel spat the very Mabel juice she was drinking and coughed hard.
"Cough cough, I-it's n-nothing broseph! Just some secret stash where I put my clothes!" She sputtered.
"But it was in my closet and what are 'Wendip' and 'Dipcifica'?" He with an eyebrow looked at his suspicious sister who was now looking like a deer on a headlight and was frantically thinking of formulating a false answer which she knew wouldn't work on his brother as he is quite adept to smell sus from her.
When Mason put things two and two, the realization hit him like a brick.
"MABEL WHAT THE F- !"
"I CAN EXPLAIN!"
One explanation later…
After one explanation from sister Pines that the sweaters are actually 'ships' with possible matchmakers she predicted, there was no stopping the Pines brother from investigating further as he throw sweater after sweater
"Wendip, Dipcifica, Candip-" The last one was green -"Diambry? The hell is Diambry?" He looked puzzled by the purple sweater.
"I couldn't think of anything for the name of Dipper/Tambry ship." She answered meekly with both of her hands up, expecting another exclamation which he did causing her to wince.
"WHAT!? you know what, I think I have seen enough." He closed the secret closet, shuddering to think what other people his twin sister matched him with.
"I thought you were over your matchmaking phase!"
"I am! I just…make them in case you marry who. Don't worry, bro once you marry I would just throw them into recycling."
"Oh NONONO!"- the Pines male in a gesture of hard pass shook his head and his arms -" You are NOT coming with that! You wear clothes specifically proper for my wedding."
"Fiiiine! I'm going out to buy something." She pouted and went to find a dress to wear
It was finally the time for the wedding day, the invited to the wedding were quite diverse; humans, gnomes, manotaurs, unicorns, sasquatches and even more bizarre and "unusual" guests some didn't come from Gravity Falls or didn't even belong to the same planet or dimension. Over the years the Pines met many different people(humans and not) over the years of investigating the anomalous and the weird like moths attracted to sources of light making a lot of allies and enemies.
"Dad, are you crying?" Gus asked seeing tears starting to come from his father, the other Corduroy brothers noticed as well,
"I'm not crying, this is my allergy to all the unmanly ceremony things!"
On the other side, the Stans were wondering where their great niece was.
"Where is Mabel? The ceremony is being started." Stanford inquired.
"Yeah, you would think how much of a matchmaker she is with her collection of items of clothing involving shipping her brother to someone she would come in first," Stanley noted.
"I'm sorry, what?" Ford was trying to process the new dumbed info.
"STOP!" All looked back and saw a dirty-looking Mabel up in the ceiling using her grappling hook looking disheveled and dirty and breath shakily until she fell thanks to the wood under her feet no longer being able to handle her weight with her face on the ground and the audience exclaiming in a gasp.
"I'M OKAY!" She said, next got up and came in, despite her statement it was clear she wasn't entirely okay considering her changing expressions of her pain every time she walked. That never stopped Mabel Pines.
"Nice to see ya my brothers-in-law!" She gave a blink at the Corduroy brothers who in return shuddered, let's just say there was a reason why Mabel got a restraining order from being near them and now with the wedding, they have to contend with the crazy sister of Dipper.
Finally, she reached the near altar and sat on a chair to Wendy's amusement.
"What happened??" Dipper asked befuddled.
"Oh, turns out the dress I bought was possessed by an absolute Karen who tried to take control of my body so I…kicked my own ass which followed by falling into a tart and then I had to wrestle with a wild hog which was in there, afterwards I got abducted by a group of Italian mafias who may or may not be sentient mutant spaghetti or worms who I had to fight tooth and nails and finally, I think my left leg is sprained." For a few moments, no one said anything.
"Let's hope our kids don't inherit your Pines's rambunctious." The soon-to-be wife mirthed.
Years later…
Mason and Wendy's triplet kids have been summoned to the Principal's office who called their father who is currently pacing around the room, the only one of the triplets who wasn't ashamed at all was Ava who just grinned proudly.
"So…"- Mason clapped both of his hands -" You Anna slapped some rich kid who was trying to flirt with you and then insulted your siblings so hard that she couldn't feel her cheek for a few minutes."
Annable noded.
"-who turned out to be a popular kid when her friends came to her aid, Ava bit a couple of them as you kicked all their butts."
Avalon just grinned like a hyena with her teeth.
"-and one of them was a football captain which led one thing to another into a full school brawl in the cafeteria with Tyrone cutting one of the sprinkler pipes and using it to shoot water at others while shouting 'UNLIMITED POWER!!!' and laughing madly."
Tyrone nodded fondly at the recollection, only to then wipe that expression seeing what position he was in.
"-And you 3 fought off over half of your classmates until the teachers came."
All 3 noded simultaneously.
"Did I miss anything?"
All 3 nodded in disagreement.
Mason put both of his hands together and inhaled after he stopped pacing and said something no one expected.
"I'm so proud of you all!" He was almost tearful.
The principal sighed "Should call the mother instead, perhaps she- "
SMACK!
The door opened and an angry red animal came in for her pups walking heavily toward the principal ready to tear him apart.
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY ARE IN DETENTION INSTEAD OF THE BULLIES!? THEY WEREN'T THE ONES WHO INITIATED IT BUT THAT PRIVILEGED BRAT! WHAT DID YOU EXPECT THEM TO DO!? LET THEMSELVES GET BEATEN AND BULLIED YA DENSE OLD GOAT!?!?!?!?"
If it weren't for Dipper holding his hot-tempered wife from coming closer, she would have done worse than just spewing profanities and verbally smacking the principal who held his collar a bit as if breathing was becoming harder for him with the seething red moma bear barely caged.
The principal now was really regretting his decision as he hid under the table from the furious lumberjane.