Sword Man and Magma Man were walking down the hallway when they smelled something... strange.
"What was that?" Sword Man asked.
"Look." Magma Man replied, opening the door. "Heat Man."
Heat Man was sitting down in his room, smoking a joint.
"It makes sense now," Sword Man said, "but if I may ask, how was that made?"
"I dunno." Heat Man answered. "Ask Wily, he's the boss. You want some W-Tanks? I have those."
"No." Magma Man said. "Wily. Now."
"Um.. okay." Sword Man stated, worried about how this would go.
They walked around the castle until they got to Wily's office on the top level. Sword Man anxiously knocked on the door, not knowing if Wily was going to have a bad mood due to the events that have been happening recently.
"If your asking for a water revolution, scram, I'm making Robo-Ebola, get a chef hat!"
"I'm sorry, Dr. Wily, but I must ask-" Sword Man started.
"Joint." Magma Man bluntly stated. "Make?"
The door opened to reveal Wily wearing a hazmat suit.
"I made the joint in collaboration with Shadow Man, go ask him." he stated. "Now scram, okay!?" Wily shut the door soon after.
"Well... shall we go find Shadow Man?" Sword Man asked.
"Yeah." Magma Man replied. "Room." He started to walk away.
Sword Man chased him down to the ground floor of Wily's Castle, only stopping when they reached the room right next to the basement.
"Me." Magma Man explained while pointing at the door. "Shadow Man."
"I thought he-"
"I can hear your conversation!" Shadow Man yelled from inside the room. "I used to share a room with Skull Man, but Ring Man forced me out and I decided to bunk with Magma Man."
"Ah." Sword Man replied. "May I ask about the, ahem, joint."
"That! Well, Heat Man wouldn't stop begging me about a distraction from everything that goes on here, I did some research, contacted Wily, and we made the stuff so he wouldn't bother us constantly."
"Neat." Magma Man replied.
"Yep." Shadow Man said. "Anyway, no one's liking Grenade Man's movie, so we're holding a bad movie night in the basement. You guys joining?"
"I'm okay." Sword Man stated.
"Sure." Magma Man answered.
"Cool. See you there in a week." Shadow Man went quiet after that.
"...can we not ask any questions about that again?" Sword Man asked.
"Yeah." Magma Man replied.
I'm having some trouble thinking up some ideas, so I might not update in a while. The next characters are shield users.