Love Is a Funny Thing

A Twilight Fan Fic

By: TwilightBunny22

Full Credit To Stephenie Meyer

Part One

Chapter 1

Get Over It

Well, it happened. Edward broke up with me. That bitch. I can feel my tears flowing down my face. I start to hyperventilate. Everything goes black. I wake up curled up on the couch at home, thinking it was just a dream. But when I go to my room all the pictures of him are gone. The cd of the song he made me is gone. But the worst thing that's gone is him. I decide not to let it get the better of me. I need to get out of Forks. I tell Charlie I'm going to Jacksonville to live with Renée and he believes me. I pack my bags and go to the airport. I have no idea where I'm going so I just wait until a place shows up that Edward would never go to. While I wait, I see a girl, around my age, who is utterly beautiful. And when I say beautiful, I mean beautiful. Edward is just a guy from the past. Who said I can't get back out there? Who cares about Edward? I'll just go where she does in hopes she comes over to talk to me. An hour passes. The girl still hasn't moved. I study her hands and how they gracefully move against her phone as she is playing Chocolate Crush. "She has good taste," I think to myself. "What"? She says. I blush. Did I say that out loud? Then I realize she wasn't talking to me. She was talking to a boy. Great. Another 30 minutes pass. I'm tired of waiting. I walk up to her imagining what I will say when I feel a sharp pain on my forehead. "Ouch," I cry.

Chapter 2

Olivia

I look up from where I fell on the floor to find a blurry figure checking on me. I rub my eyes and realize it's her. She is talking frantically to someone. "OHMYGOSH I'm so sorry,"

she says at a fast pace. It's only then I realize what happened. We bumped into each other. Great. Now her first impression of me is that I'm a clumsy freak. Not exactly false

but I didn't think she would find out. The person she was talking to comes running out with an ice pack. She runs up to him, grabs it, hands it to me, and extends her hand for

me to get up. It's so warm. The opposite of Edward's. Damn it. I said I wouldn't think about him. My thoughts quickly get interrupted by the most angelic voice I've ever heard.

It's her. And she's… apologizing? "I'm so clumsy, wow this is probably not the best impression of me and I'm talking too much sorry but I have ADHD so it's normal and now I'm

oversharing and… ugh," She speed talks. It's so cute when she talks. " Sorry I do that sometimes, I'm Olivia," she says "I'm Bella," I say a little too excitedly.

Chapter 3

Who's The Boy

"Why are you here"? She asks. "Well… my boyfriend broke up with me so now I'm really sad and he just left me there," I say. "Wow he sounds like a bad boyfriend, he doesn't

deserve you," she says in a kind, angelic voice. It's only then that I realize how I long for her to like me. To engage in conversation, I say "how bout you". And I do not expect

such a long answer "Basically, my girlfriend dumped me because I was her other partner and she felt bad cheating on her boyfriend. Little does she know the day before she

broke up with me I kissed another girl. It was a gross kiss but if she finds out, she'll get mad and it will be payback. I wish I could see the look on her face when she finds out."

She rambled. "Wow," I say, kind of freaked out. "She doesn't deserve you… But, sorry to intrude on your privacy, who is the boy?"

Chapter 4

Plot Twist

"Carlisle is my girlfriend's dad. He didn't want me to go to the airport alone. Alice freaked out when she found out he was taking me before they left the country. And hopefully,

Jasper doesn't find out. He would kill me. They're vampires." She said. What the fuck! Alice was cheating on Jasper. I've got to tell Edward. Oh, wait… I can't, he broke up with

me. Oh well! "Where are you flying?" I ask her. "The last place Alice would go, L.A." She explained. I think. Edward probably wouldn't go to L.A. Plus, she will be there! "Oh what

a crazy coincidence," I lie. "I'm going there too!" I don't think she bought it because she rolled her eyes, thought about why I did it, and blushed the cutest shade of pink. Seeing

her blush made me blush. "Well, looks like you're stuck with me!" I exclaim. She laughs the cutest laugh I've ever heard. "I don't mind," she smiled. Her teeth are crooked but in

a good way… Like Edward's. Ugh. I can't think about him right now. If I cry I'll look ugly. So I look as cheerful as I can and smile back. She links arms with me and brings me to

a boba shop in the airport.

Chapter 5

Boba

"I've never had boba," I admit. "What! You had to have had boba before. It's so good!" she says, her mouth watering at the thought of it. She orders an extra large black milk

tea and pays with a shiny silver credit card. Wow, she must be rich… Just as I'm thinking that she sarcastically says "well there goes all the money in my bank account," she

laughs. …Or not. "Isn't that a lot for one person?" I question as the boba comes out. "No silly!" she answers. "It's for us to share!" she says as she grabs two straws. Yay! I party

silently in my head. "So," she says through sips of boba, "how do you like it?" "It's pretty good," I lie, wanting to barf. I think she can tell because she steals my straw and drinks

from both at the same time. Although the boba is gross the straw is probably the closest we will get to kissing so I take the straw back and drink a bit more. She can tell it's

because she used it and nods approvingly.

Chapter 6

The Whisper

We get up and wait for the plane for 30 minutes playing chocolate crush on her phone. "Let's sit together in the plane," she suggests. "Sure," I say, trying to hide my

excitement. The 30 minutes fly by with her and I find myself hoping the plane would leave at midnight. At least I have a plane ride with her! We spend the whole plane ride

talking and laughing. She even holds my hand when I admit I'm afraid of heights. Okay, it's official. I'm in love. I look out the window and it's sunset. The perfect time to ask her

to go out with me. I turn to see her and she's talking to another girl. Great. "Guess what?" she asks, sounding excited "What," I say in a neutral voice. "That girl over there

asked me out!" she squeals. "Cool," I sniffle, trying to hold back tears. I think she noticed because she pulls me into a tight hug and whispers in a serious but flirty voice "If this

doesn't work out, I'm asking you out." What The Fuck. She likes me back! Then she turns into her usual energetic self and describes what she's doing on the date.

Chapter 7

Uh Oh

We get off the plane, and her talking about boba, and me feeling woozy from what she said to me. "So, listen," she says "I declined that other girl. I want to go out with you

ifthat's okay." "Of Course!" I shout "... I mean, if you want to I'm up for it I guess" "Great!" She exclaims. But if we are going to go on a date there's something you need to

know. "Uh Oh," I say

Chapter 8

Catfish

Next thing I know there is a bag over my head and I hear muffled voices. The bag is pulled off my head. Olivia is standing in front of me holding a knife. Except she looks

different. Paler. I recognize her. That's when it hits me. "Victoria," I grimace "Hello darling, did you miss me?" she says while stroking her long nails down my face. "I knew you

wanted love so what better way to get to you than being your love interest," she screeches in what once was the most angelic voice I've ever heard is the most annoying voice

I've ever heard. "So all that stuff about Alice, about liking me?" I ask. "Fake," she says. "Your mate killed my mate so I'll kill his mate. Well, his ex-mate anyways " "Someone

help," I scream. "It's no use doll, no one can hear you where I put you. Now stay still. This will hurt so much that you won't feel a thing. "AHHHHH" I scream

Chapter 8

Edward

"No one can hear your voice but I can hear your thoughts," a velvety voice says. I could recognize that voice anywhere. "Run Bella" Edward screams. I run and hide behind a

tree. Edward pops up behind me minutes after. "I never should have left you," he says. My heart skips a beat. No. I can't fall for him again. "Sorry, you lost your chance." I

reject "I can't live without you Bella. I only left for your safety. You couldn't come in case Jasper can't do it… In case I can't do it." He sincerely says "I couldn't live with myself if

I hurt you. I love you but I can't stay. But you can come. We never used those tickets to Jacksonville. The thing is, I want it to be more than a vacation. I want it to be more.

Maybe a honeymoon?" he says "Oh My Gosh" I squeal. "Bella, will you make me the happiest man in the world and marry me?" he asks. "No," I say. "Why?" he questions.

"Because you would be the happiest vampire silly" I tease. "Of course, I will, Edward. Just don't run off again." "Bella, I would never" he rolls his eyes. I laugh. It feels good for

everything to be back to normal but I have a feeling this is just the beginning of a new adventure.

Chapter 9

The Wedding

The priest begins saying"Do you take Edw…" "Yes! Yes I do!" I scream excitedly. "And Edward, do you take Isabella to help you, carry you, love you, as long as you live?" the

priest continues. Edward winks at me and I blush as he says "I do." The rest of the ceremony is beautiful. Flowers everywhere, a coffin in the corner,fluorescent lights,

everything is perfect. Before I know it it's midnight and time for us to take the ceremony outside. Me and Edward dance and kiss when all of a sudden I hear a scream. Oh my

gosh! Is it Victoria? I thought Edward killed her. I turn around and it's just a guest who fell in the chocolate fountain. Phew. By the time we leave it's 3am and I'm so drunk and

tired. We get home and Edward says "I'm so happy we're married" and kisses me. I wake up not knowing if it's day or night and find him lying on top of me. He's sleeping.

Good. That means he can't watch my embarrassing morning routine. I finish up my routine and hear a charming laugh. Then, something clicks. He doesn't sleep. I forgot. Now

I'm going to live in shame for the rest of our lives. "Looks like I'm not the only one with a lot of armpit hair," he laughs. I cross my arms over my tank top. " Now you are" I

tease "I just shaved" I lift my arms and laugh. Then I say " I think I want a kid." "You know I can't do that," he says sadly. "Well, what if we adopt?" I say hopefully. He lifts me

into the air and says "Bella, you're a genius" I laugh and fall into the bed. Next thing I know it's 7 am and I'm still in my wedding dress. I do a spin in the mirror before I take it

off, put on my pj's, and climb back into bed.

To Be Continued