FADE IN:
EXT. RANCH - DAY
Beavis and Butt-head are standing in front of a majestic horse, staring up at it with dumbfounded expressions.
BUTT-HEAD: Whoa, Beavis. Check it out. A horse.
BEAVIS: Yeah, he's all like (makes horse noises).
BUTT-HEAD: I bet I could ride that thing.
BEAVIS: (nodding) Yeah, like a cowboy or something.
BUTT-HEAD: (climbing onto the horse) Watch this, Beavis.
Beavis watches in horror as Butt-head clumsily attempts to mount the horse, nearly falling off in the process.
BEAVIS: Uh, Butt-head, I don't think that's such a good idea.
BUTT-HEAD: Shut up, Beavis. I got this.
But as soon as Butt-head is settled on the horse's back, the horse takes off at a gallop, sending Butt-head flying through the air and landing with a thud.
BEAVIS: (laughing) Heh heh, you totally ate shit, Butt-head.
BUTT-HEAD: (groaning) Shut up, Beavis. I meant to do that.
Beavis decides to try his luck and climbs onto the horse, but the same thing happens, and he falls off even quicker than Butt-head.
BEAVIS: (groaning) Ow, my ass. That hurt.
BUTT-HEAD: (laughing) Haha, you suck, Beavis.
Suddenly, a ranch hand appears, shaking his head in disgust.
RANCH HAND: What the hell are you two doing? You could've gotten yourselves killed.
BEAVIS: Uh, we were just, like, trying to ride the horse.
RANCH HAND: (sighing) Listen, boys. Riding a horse isn't as easy as it looks. You have to respect the animal and treat it right.
BUTT-HEAD: (sarcastically) Yeah, yeah. We get it. We won't do it again.
As the ranch hand leads the horse away, Beavis and Butt-head slink off, nursing their bruises and feeling stupid.
BEAVIS: (muttering) Stupid horse.
BUTT-HEAD: (smirking) Yeah, stupid horse.
FADE OUT.