How did the previous chapter end?
-Skipping time 3 minutes before the time limit expires on the training ground-
Kiba, Akamaru, still showed signs of being beaten, Shino looked like he had fought with a trash can and lost, and Hinata had her uniform (her shippuden costume) She was torn to the point that she looked like she was wearing a split bikini, much to her embarrassment when she tried to cover up more, but she secretly liked the attention she was getting because of it.
"Well, you three, despite your misfortunes, you three passed the test with three minutes left," Kurenai said, holding Torah, who was dog-tied and gagged.
Chapter 3: The Black Cat came to save the day.
The team has improved significantly in the three months since they became a team. The biggest change was Hinata, who completely changed her wardrobe: from an absolutely conservative and shy nature, she now wore extremely revealing clothes, which consists of a black tube top with orange lights rising from the bottom, and black tight-fitting shorts. Her new outfit emphasized her figure, consisting of a DD-sized chest, a narrow waist, a beautifully pumped abs that simply emphasized her beauty, and a wide waist. She had the biggest breasts of any girl her age, minus Kamiko, whose bust is about an inch bigger than hers. Her new outfit endlessly angered the Hyuga council and her father when she stopped wearing 'traditional clan clothes. This angered them to such an extent that her father even threatened to put the seal of a bird in a cage on her head, but Kamiko intervened at the last moment to prevent this. No one knows exactly what happened between the two to convince Kamiko Hiashi to change her mind, all everyone knows is that he still walks around with a sluggish afterword and flinches whenever he sees her and/or hears her name/nickname.
Kiba hasn't changed much, including his cocky attitude. The only thing that has changed is that he now has a metal chain wrapped around his hands.
As for Shino, Kurenai managed to find out that he is naturally a swordsman, so they managed to get him a custom-made sword that complements the style of his clan. It was a three-foot-long sword soaked in various neurotoxins, which temporarily incapacitates an opponent if it is slightly scratched, and it may have parasite eggs on it that will eat the unfortunate victim from the inside if the person manages to escape if it is not dealt with quickly enough. His clan is the only clan in the Land of Fire and one of the few clans/individuals in all elemental nations who can successfully remove them without irreversible damage, Tsunade is the only one outside of her clan in the Land of Fire who has successfully done so.
Kurenai and Team 8 were holding a team meeting together with Anko, and Kamiko was at their restaurant, which happened to be one of those belonging to the Akimichi clan, and in which there was no barbecue.
"So we won't have to catch Tora again," Kiba asked hopefully, rubbing his face, which Tora turned into her personal scratching post.
"Of course," Kurenai replied, "Since Sino used this paralyzing poison on the Torah, for the 5th time in 2 weeks," Kurenai throws a reproachful look at Sino, to which he only innocently lifts his sunglasses: "The daimyo's wife forbids it."
"Well done, Shino," Kiba shouted gleefully when she patted Shino on the back victoriously. Hinata smiled happily.
"Your order is here," said the waitress, who was in her early to mid-twenties, handing out orders for their dishes.
When Kiba happily started eating his food, the waitress asked, "Kamiko, are they still spoiling my ex-cousin."
"As if you wouldn't believe it, Satsuki," Kamiko replied, "His ego is bigger than the Hokage monument."
Satsuki snorted merrily: "Who's your cousin," Kiba asked, not letting the food out of his mouth, to which Hinata slapped him on the back of the head: "OH!"
"Maybe it will help you," Satsuki replied, and her gaze changed to a recognizable dojutsu.
"Sharingan," the three genins said in shock, while the food from Kiba's mouth fell into his lap.
"I thought Sasuke was the last Uchiha left in Konoha," Hinata asked in confusion.
"Officially yes," Anko replied, waving away their even more confused faces. "You see, Satsuki was expelled from the clan, and her name was deleted from the official Uchiha records ten years ago when she was 15, a year before the massacre occurred when her father tried to rape her."
"Why would they do that," Shino asked in his usual stoic voice, "when her father was clearly at fault?"
"The Uchiha clan does not think so," Satsuki replied, "In this clan, we women are treated no better than second-class citizens who do not have real rights in the clan. When my ex-father tried to rape me behind this very restaurant, Akimichi managed to save me, since he was a retired shinobi and the current owner of this restaurant. Since he wasn't a member of Uchiha and I couldn't save myself, they completely disowned me and deleted me from the records."
"This is terrible," Hinata gasped in horror because something as uncomfortable as this and she was the victim here.
Satsuki smiled and said comfortingly, "Don't worry about it, I've had a better life now since I was kicked out of the clan, and I probably would have ended up in a massacre if they hadn't."
The three Genins nodded in agreement, as it was probably true.
"Anyway, bon appetit," Satsuki said in a cheerful tone as she left.
Scene change in the Mission Hall an hour later
"Kamiko, Anko, Team 7 needs help," Hokage said as the two Kunoichi groaned in frustration. "I know you hate most of them, but they ran into the Demon Brothers, and I don't need to tell you who their known accomplice is."
"Zabuza Momoichi," Kamiko said in a serious voice.
"I guess they waited for us and sent a reply message asking for it," Anko asked hopefully, a little hopefully.
"Unfortunately, no," Sarutobi replied in disappointment, when Team 8 and their sensei twisted in surprise, and Kamiko and Anko groaned in displeasure. "We found them tied to a tree after they ate a cyanide pill in an artificial tooth, with a note attached to them about routine ANBU patrolling."
"It's just asking for trouble," Anko said, trying to keep from banging her head against the wall at the sheer stupidity of it.
"We could ask the three idiots to pay for an all-you-can-eat ramen and dango party as soon as we get back," Kamiko suggested with an evil feline smile, "as punishment for forgetting the standard protocol, since their third participant is a well-known ROOT agent."
"That's right," Anko said, smiling maliciously at Kamiko's suggestion, "And I like the way you think."
Scene change on the way to Wave
Anko jumped from tree branch to branch along the way to catch up with Team 7, and Kamiko clung to the tree either with her claws or with her cat hook next to her. "I am glad that the Hokage accepted the punishment we proposed, since Dango's establishment has recently opened, which is usually outside my price range."
"With the way we eat, we could easily empty the Fire Daimyo's vault with all its gold in a week at most, and maybe even less," Kamiko said, giggling.
"It's true, my young friend, it's true," Anko said and burst out laughing at the thought that Team 7 was completely ruined and homeless.
Just then, they saw the Genins from Team 7 protecting an old man, who they assumed was the Master Bridge Builder they were supposed to protect. At least, Sai was, Sakura lost consciousness, most likely due to the intention to kill, judging by what is in the air, and Sasuke knocked unconscious against a tree on the right. As for Kakashi, he was trapped in the water, which seemed to be a water sphere, which was held by none other than Zabuza from the Blood Mist.
Kamiko looked at her partner, and she gave the go-ahead with a gesture, and Kamiko clenched her fist, and then released one of her cat hooks into Zabuza, as a result of which he managed to jump aside, and Anko managed to summon several snakes on him, as a result of which Zabuza managed to turn around in the air and put his hand on the lake, on which they were, and managed to avoid the snakes at the cost of releasing the sphere, causing it to collapse, freeing Kakashi.
By this time, Anko was also on the water, and Kamiko was on a tree that was a couple of feet away from Anko, and Zabuza managed to restore balance on the water.
"Ah, this is my lucky day," Zabuza said threateningly, reinforcing the murderous intent. "Kamiko Uzumaki, aka the Black Cat, Konoha's poster girl and the S-class threat in the Bingo book, and Anko, the Snake Lady and the 2nd oldest department of Konoha's T&I, who is a threat from High A Class to Low S class in various bingo books. I was getting tired of the copycat. He didn't live up to his reputation."
"I'm not surprised," Kamiko agreed, "he's a lazy ass, and I'm sure he's been training properly since his ANBU days."
"Hey," shouted Kakashi Kamiko, kneeling on the lake, "it's because of you that I was kicked out of ANBU!"
"Then you shouldn't have sniffed around my house after you were warned not to approach me after you tried to sabotage some evidence preventing me from finding certain genetic experiments that Orochimaru was trying to hide from everyone," Kamiko shouted back, effortlessly blocking Zabuza's giant sword with her hand, while while she was clutching it in her hand.
"If you three are done bickering, I want to test my might against the two strongest kunoichi Konoha has to offer," Zabuza said, slightly flustered by being ignored.
"Kakashi, Kamiko, stay away," Anko said. "I'll take it."
"No, you won't do that," Kakashi protested, "As a team leader..."
"The former head of the group," Kamiko interrupted, "Hokage put me in charge after you completely disregarded protocol and endangered three freshly baked genins."
Then she stealthily crept up to Kakashi, picked him up, brought him to the bridge builder and threw him next to his last standing Genin.
"Keep an eye on him and make sure he doesn't interfere," she ordered Sai. "I'm going to check on two of your teammates."
Cy nodded understandingly. Then Kamiko approached Sasuke, picked him up and brought him to her, checking his health and Sakura, as the fight between Anko and Zabuza is about to begin.
With Anko and Zabuza:
"You are either extremely brave or extremely stupid to drive away the center of your team's strength," Zabuza stated, "It doesn't matter" when he raised his sword so that its tip was pointed at her, having covered half the distance between them, "In any case, only one of us will get out of this battles".
Anko grinned and said: "Maybe you're right about Miko being the mainstay of my team, but I'm not overstepping myself, in any case, you're right that only one of us will come out of this fight, and it will be me," when she took out a kunai and got into a fighting stance.
Zabuzaran gestured and said, "Hidden Misty Jutsu", soon the battlefield was covered with thick fog: "I didn't use this jutsu on Kakashi mainly because it took him 10 minutes to destroy the Demon Brothers. I know for a fact that you were face to face with Kisame."
"I almost forgot about this fight," Anko quipped. "Isn't he a walking sushi bar?"
Zabuza 's disembodied laughter filled the fog and answered: "I haven't seen him in years."
"I'm wondering," Anko muttered, "On the other hand, did it really take Kakashi that long to destroy those two C-Listers?"
"I may be a Blood Mist Demon, but I never lie about a battle I've never participated in," Zabuza's disembodied voice replied.
With Kamiko
"Wake up, Pinkie," Kamiko said in a disappointed voice when she poked Genin with her foot and got no response when she sighed in frustration and said in a barely audible whisper: "There's someone handing out autographed photos of Sasuke."
Sakura jumped up straight with hearts in her eyes and screamed: "Where? Where?" When she looked around for the mentioned photos, but was rewarded with a blow to the head.
"It was because you pretended to be unconscious while you were supposed to protect the bridge builder and while your sensai was in trouble," Kamiko shouted to a fan girl.
"So," Sakura replied, "Sasuke would have saved me."
"You mean that idiot," Kamiko asked, picking up the unconscious Sasuke, who looked even worse.
"You bitch," Sakura screamed, "What did you do to my Sasuke-kun!"
Kamiko snorted and blurted back, "He was like that when I came here, you fan! If you don't believe me, you can ask your only real shinobi from teammate Saya," she pointed to the said Genin for emphasis.
"Junin-Sama is right," said Sai with his fake smile, still not losing his vigilance, "Dickless provoked Zabuza when he attacked him, but Zabuza mirli saw him as more of an annoyance than a threat, so he slammed dickless into a tree, knocking him unconscious."
"Don't insult Sasuke," Sakura screamed again, as she was about to hit Saya, one of Saya's ink Snakes wrapped around her, preventing her from moving.
"Hmm," Kamiko looked at Saya's work and said: "I was right. You're one of Danzo's puppets."
Sai tilted his head and asked: "What gave me away?"
"Actually, a few," Kamiko said, rubbing the back of her head while Kakashi fumed that one of Danzo's ROOTS was on his team. "First of all, your chakra level is too high to be a simple Genin. The other two are your fake smile and your skills, indicating that you had real combat experience. The latter says that you have been a shinobi for months, if not years, but there was no record of your missions before joining this team."
Cy nodded understandingly.
"The fog is dissipating," Kamiko declared, indeed, the fog was dissipating.
5 minutes earlier with Anko
"Releasing Fire: Fire Dragon Technique," Anko shouted out her jutsu as a Western-style dragon-shaped flame shot out of her mouth in a random direction.
"I'm already practicing A-rank jutsu," Zabuza's disembodied voice asked, indicating that Anko missed, because she was breathing heavily in slight exhaustion, she clenched her kunai in her fist, looking around in the hope of finding Zabuza.
Just at that moment, Anko ducked as a giant Sword swung from right to left over her head, cutting off several strands of hair in the process.
"Lighting release: Thunderstorm jutsu," Anko shouted, pointing the lighting fixtures at the water they were standing on. Then the fog began to clear, and she could see Zabuza with numerous burns on her body, and she smiled at the results. "Water conducts electricity, next time make sure your opponent doesn't know about any Lightning-fast Jutsu available to him... if there is a next time."
Just at that moment, three senban needles hit Zabuza in the neck, causing him to fall face-first into the water, and then a Ninja Fog Hunter appeared next to Zabuza and lifted him up, placing his right hand on his/her shoulders.
"Thank you for your help," the Ninja Hunter said. "I've been tracking Zabuza here for a while now."
Anko grinned and said: "No problem, it was a pleasure for me. I could help even more by helping you decapitate Zabuza, as you should do."
Then the Ninja Hunter created an ice mirror and disappeared into it, dodging Anko's kunai, which she threw.
"Damn it," Anko shouted to no one.
An hour after the fight with Zabuza, the group finally arrived at Tazuna's house, where they were met by his daughter Tsunami.
Tazuna sat down at the table while Kamiko and Anko laid the wounded Sasuke and the exhausted Kakashi chakra in the spare bedroom, much to their displeasure.
"I may not be a ninja expert, but it looks like there's a feud between the four of you," Tazuna said when Kamiko and Anko sat down at the table.
"Of course there is," Anko said, grinning.
"Kakashi believes that we don't deserve to be shinobi, and Sasuke believes that everything should be all that we have to him, since his clan was destroyed by his older brother," Kamiko said. "Kakashi thinks that about Anko because of her traitor sensei and guilt by association. As for me, he blames me for the death of his sensei and teammates, even though I was not an hour old at the time of their death."
"I can understand the guilt by association to a certain extent," said Tazuna, adding the last part, since he noticed that Anko's intention to kill was directed at him, but decreased when he added the last part, "But to blame the death of two people on a newborn?"
"Crazy, I know," Kamiko said with a feline grin, "Before you ask, Pinkie doesn't like me because they made several marriage contracts between me and Uchiha on his behalf, which I safely rejected."
Tazuna snorted and took a sip of his drink, saying, "He doesn't seem like a suitable husband to me."
Anko grinned at him maliciously and said: "I didn't think you were swinging like that."
Tazuna spat out the alcohol he was drinking, much to Anko's delight.
"Jokes aside, why does Gato need the land of Waves," Kamiko asked.
"You see, there's an old legend here," said Tazuna. "It is said that there is an ancient chakra metal mine filled with precious metal, left untouched, but no one has managed to find it."
"If someone like Gato has heard the legend, it's no wonder he wants to take control of the Wave," Anko said in her rare serious tone. "The chakra metal mine is worth a small nation."
"Exactly," said Tazuna, "But if I finish the bridge, his power over this nation will actually cease to exist."
"No wonder you lied about the mission rating," Kamiko said thoughtfully. "We will complete the mission, but as soon as you earn enough money, you will pay us for the A rank."
Tazuna started the anime crying, and when he was wiping his tears, he said: "Thank you very much! You have no idea how much this means to me."
Just at that moment, a boy, no older than 8 years old, appeared on the stairs and said in a depressed tone: "Why are you even trying? You're just going to die anyway."
Kamiko started cleaning one of her ears and says: "You're going to die, I'm going to die, your mom's going to die, your grandpa's going to die, we're all going to die sooner or later, baby. It's just a matter of when and where."
"Gato will kill you all," the guy shouted in anger.
"It's part of my job description, kid," Anko said. – You won't believe how many times someone has said that I will die alone in the last year. Only my partner has more death threats in her life than I have in my entire career."
"You don't understand," the guy said.
"Of course we understand," Kamiko said, "you think Gato is omnipotent. Let me tell you something, baby, no one is above death. This is the great equalizer of life. Rich, poor, healthy, sick – everyone dies sooner or later. No exceptions. I, for example, will not die on this mission."
"Says a girl who can dodge any attack, give out in the dark, have claws that cut any metal like a hot knife butter, can manipulate her luck and manipulate the bad luck of others, and she left 5 tons with her hand tied behind her back," Anko said, trying to restrain her hysterical laughter.
"You can leave 5 tons," Tazuna said in amazement and shock.
"Yes," Kamiko said confidently, "it was a strange series of accidents that allowed me to make such legs. That's the reason Prince Charming up there wants me to marry him. He believes that if we get married and have children, we will have really "elite" Uchiha children."
"Does he really believe that he is above the laws," asked/stated Tazuna.
"Yes," Kamiko replied simply. "Not thanks to the villagers who think that his bloodline is higher, because he can copy any jutsu he sees. I can easily name more than a dozen bloodlines that can easily match Sharingan, if not surpass it."
"That's what Kakashi has in a blindfold, isn't it," Tazuna asked, and Kamiko and Anko nodded, "It's not that impressive if you ask me. He was easily defeated by this Zabuza guy."
"Exactly," Kamiko said, "it can't be used effectively if a person can't see their opponent. Inuzuka's noses can smell, and their ears can hear their opponent, Hyuga's eyes can see through anything, and Aburame and his insects are better at tracking and finding than Sharingan ever was and ever will be."
"I think this youngster is just popular," said Tazuna, sipping from his bottle full of sake.
Anko snorted and said: "That's one way to put it."
"Excuse me," said Sai with his fake smile, "What's the plan."
Anko gave Kamiko a puppy-dog look, and Kamiko sighed and said in amazement: "All right, have it your way, Anko."
"Hooray," Anko jumped up and shot a ninja wire at the two Genins, tying them up, "You two are going to go through boot camp." Then all three disappeared in a cloud of smoke.
"I hope these three have fun," Tsunami said with a smile.
"Should I worry about these two kids," Tazuna asked as he whispered to Kamiko.
"You have no idea," Kamiko replied.
- 10 minutes later at the inner lake-
Sai and Sakura were running for their lives when Anko released a 30-foot garden snake on them and screamed: "Come on, kids, it's not even poisonous, it's garden!"
"This is not what we are afraid of," Sakura screamed in fear in response.
"What did you say, baby," Anko shouted back, releasing two more garden snakes about the same size as the first one.
"The word of a wise man," said Sai to his teammate, "it is unwise to anger an almost insane teacher."
"This is the kindest thing anyone has ever said to me, Sai," Anko shouted to two genins who were almost 700 yards away from them.
Sakura was sweating and whispered to herself: "She couldn't hear us in any way."
Together with Kakashi and Sasuke, Kamiko entered the room, and they were both fast asleep, and Kamiko received a tick mark, and she stepped on Kakashi's stomach, causing him a painful spasm.
"Why did you do that," Kakashi shouted.
"You were sleeping when Zabuza was still there," Kamiko said.
"This ninja hunter caught him," Kakashi declared in a matter-of-fact tone.
"Kakashi," Kamiko said in a tone as if she was lecturing an Academy student, "What is the first thing a ninja hunter does after subjugating a missing ninja?"
"They are beheading the said konoha," Kakashi said, looking at her questioningly with his eye.
"Good boy Kakashi," Kamiko said, "And what did our ninja hunter deserve when she conquered Zabuza?"
"He took him... oh, rudely, he's still alive," Kakashi said when the answer reached him.
"Ding, ding, ding, you won the million re question," Kamiko said sarcastically.
"Then he will fall before the might of the Elite Uchiha," Sasuke said.
"It looks like Prince Charming is ready," Kamiko said. "How will Zabuza fall in front of the "Elite Uchiha" when he broke three of your ribs, while he used a water clone, which, by the way, is 10% more powerful than the original."
"Hmm, he was lucky," Sasuke said.
"It was more than just luck, genin," Kamiko said, "Zabuza defeating you was pure skill, and the only reason he didn't kill you was because he didn't see you as a serious threat."
"Then his self-confidence will ruin him," Sasuke said with a grin.
"Listen, Uchiha, even a wounded Zabuza is still an A-rank threat," Kamiko said, "And there is his unknown partner to consider. He has a reputation for being quite picky when it comes to partners."
"So his partner is almost his equal in skill," Kakashi said.
"Exactly," Kamiko said with a grin, "So you have a brain between your ears, Kakashi. I owe Kurenai and Yugao 20 re."
Kakashi was sweating when he heard that.
Later that night, Anko dragged a tired Sai and an exhausted genin with pink hair named Sakura.
"I have good news, I have bad news, and I have worse news," Kamiko told the group. "The good news is that Kakashi is suffering from mild chakra depletion, and Sasuke has three broken ribs, so Uchiha will no longer be useful to us in this mission, the bad news is that Zabuza is alive, and the worst news is that Kakashi will be with us by the end of the week."
Normally Sakura would have defended her "beloved Sasuke-kun", but she was too exhausted to get up from the table.
"How soon should we expect Zabuza to attack us again," a tired Sai asked.
"This is a good question," Kamiko admitted, "Judging by the injuries he received and the death-like condition he was put in, I would say at least in about a week if he has access to a good doctor."
"It's good that you and Anko are here," said Sai with his fake smile.
"Will any of Gato's people pose a threat to my construction crew," Tazuna asked the young Junin.
"Don't worry, Tazuna, I have shadow clones looking after your construction crew and their families, so Gato's people won't be a big threat to them," Kamiko assured her employer. "As soon as Shinobi Konoha gets to work, we will not leave her until we are killed."
"It's a relief," Tazuna said.
"The dinners are ready," Tsunami said, putting plates in front of all of them.
Sakura took one look at her plate and protested: "It's not very much."
Anko, who was sitting next to her, hit her on the head and scolded the pink-haired genin: "Be grateful that you got so much. To begin with, they don't have much to give."
"Why did she become a ninja again," asked Tazuna.
"Her mother is on the council," Kamiko said, taking a bite of the fish she was given. "Politics".
"The reason I chose to build bridges," Tazuna muttered, "Politics is a devilish game."
"There's no arguing here," Kamiko said in agreement, when Anko also nodded in agreement.
"Shut your mouths," Sakura screamed. "My mother deserves respect."
Kamiko snorted and said: "Why should I respect your mother? By the age of 9, she had petitioned the Hokage 937 times for my execution and/or expulsion from the village. The only reason she stopped petitioning for it is because the Hokage threatened her that he would remove her from the council if she even looked at me the wrong way."
Tazuna whistled impressively and asked, "Did she really do that?"
"Of course," Kamiko said.
"The council will make sure that you are punished for such a lie," Sakura screamed at Kamiko, for which she received another blow to the head, courtesy of Anko.
"That's not a lie, Haruno," Kamiko said, "your mother is a jealous bitch just like you."
"You have nothing to be jealous of," Sakura said.
Kamiko folded her hands under her breasts, introduced them to Sakura and said: "This is one of the reasons, and the other is that I am a living reminder that she could not marry my father, the Fourth Hokage."
"Pfft," Sakura said in an incredulous tone, "As if your father is the Fourth Hokage. We all know that his wife died on the same night as him and their daughter."
"Your mother told you that," Kamiko asked.
"Of course she did," Sakura said in a proud tone, puffing out her nonexistent chest. "She's a council member, so why should she lie?"
"This is a rhetorical question," Kamiko asked.
Anko giggled at this, while Sakura fumed, "The Council will hear about this!"
"Civilian or Shinobi," Kamiko asked.
"Civilian," Sakura replied.
Anko burst out laughing at that moment, and Kamiko said, "I hate to upset you, but the civic council has no say in Shinobi matters."
"Of course they do," Sakura said. "The Shinobi side has no brains."
There was a deathly silence in the room, and Kamiko broke it by telling Anko: "Double, not triple pinky training."
Sakura turned pale, "You wouldn't."
Anko smiled ominously and said darkly cheerfully: "You'd better rest, pinkie, the rest of the week is a hell of a week for you! Mwahahahaha!"
After finishing dinner, Anko went to bed early, continuing to laugh viciously. Sakura was paler than Orochimaru, as she couldn't imagine how bad Anko's "hell week" was after today's session.
The next day near the forest of the land of Waves
"Again," Anko shouted as all three Genins practiced walking through trees, forcing giant snakes to chase them, non-venomous.
"But Anko-sensai..." Sakura started complaining.
"No breaks littlefinger," Anko shouted, "You started just 16 minutes ago."
It was true, they started at 5 a.m., and now it was 5:16, and it was still dark outside.
"Pathetic," Sasuke mocked Sakura, who had recently healed from her injuries, when he was distracted, the snake that was chasing him caught up with him and bit him in the side, and he screamed in pain.
Kakashi, who was dragged there by Kamiko, said, "Do you have to be so harsh with my genin?"
"Yes, I have to," Anko said, licking her lips sadistically. "Unless you want to take their place?"
Kakashi was sweating, "It's okay, it's okay!"
"It's trying to eat me," Sasuke screamed in pain, trying to free himself from the snake bite.
"Stop resisting, you're only making it worse," Kamiko shouted in an indifferent voice.
"When we get back, my mom will hear about it," Sakura threatened/complained.
"Is that your only threat," Kamiko asked her as Sakura continued the exercise. "At least Konohamaru's threats make sense, and he hasn't entered the academy yet!"
"Sai, now you can do the Water Walking exercise," Anko said, noticing that he effortlessly climbs and descends the tree and dodges her snake attacks.
"Yes, ma'am," he said with his fake smile, jumping down from the middle of the tree height, and the inky Japanese lion managed to catch him before he fell to the ground and Sai headed for the lake.
"Your team sucks," Kamiko said deadpan. "Sai is an exception, and we both know why, so why didn't you force the other two Genins to continue their basic training? Three months have passed since graduation, they should have already learned this exercise. The Kurenai team learned this by the end of the third week, and Asuma by the end of the first month."
"Was that on the to-do list?" Kakashi suggested weekly.
"Are you telling me or asking me," Kamiko asked threateningly.
"I'm telling you," Kakashi said a little too quickly for Kamiko's taste.
"I'm going to check out a genie with a penile obsession," Anko said.
"I will keep an eye on these three wannabes," Kamiko said.
"I'm not a wannabe shinobi," Kakashi complained.
"I never said that you are an imitating shinobi, you are an imitating sensai," Kamiko said to the defeated Junin. "In these three months, Sakura has learned nothing except the Basics of the Academy, Sasuke is like a superman with an ego complex the size of a monument to Hokage and don't make me start with a jutsu that you taught only to him, ignoring your other genins!"
"Sasuke should be happy," Kakashi objected.
"Or what, he's deserting," Kamiko asked rhetorically. "We have been without Uchiha's Sharingan for so long, and we can still live without it. It's not like the end of the world if he dies or becomes defective. Stop fooling around, Pinkie, you haven't made it to the top yet!"
Sakura screamed in absolute terror when she somehow managed to climb onto the head of the snake that was chasing her, and it tried to shake her off.
"Does it look like I'm having fun?" she exclaimed in horror.
"This is a trick question," Kamiko asked in a tone of "I don't give a shit."
-3 hours 34 minutes 45.29 seconds later-
"Congratulations to you two, you have mastered the tree walking exercise," Kamiko said with a smile on her face.
"Fuck you," Sasuke said, giving her an evil look when he was healing his snake bites, and Sakura lay on her back due to exhaustion.
"I love you too," Kamiko replied with a smile on her face, and then smiled maliciously and continued, "Now let's move on to the exercise of walking on water."
Sasuke managed to swallow audibly, and Sakura tried to hide behind Sasuke in fear of sensai from hell.
On the lake, Kamiko threw kunai and senbons with a light paralyzing poison at two genins when they tried to master walking on water and evade her attacks, while Sai had breakfast and drank orange juice on the lake shore with Anko, who ate her Dango.
"The student has become a master," Anko said, observing Kamiko's teaching method.
"Without a dick and boobs, there's not enough motivation," Cy said with his fake smile.
"Do you have any suggestions," Anko asked.
Sai thought about it for a second, took out his scroll and brush and drew various animals, and they came to life and started attacking his two teammates.
"You shouldn't attack your teammates," Kakashi scolded his student, lying next to Anko and Saya's breakfast.
"Sai doesn't attack them, he motivates them," Anko countered with a childish smile on her face. "If you don't like it, I can convince the Hokage that you should pay for the Dango/ramen "whatever you can".
Kakashi now adored anime: "Sai motivates Sakura and Sasuke not to attack them."
"Good boy," Anko said, handing him a chocolate chip cookie and placing it on his chest. "Here's your reward."
"I wanted my book back," Kakashi whined.
"I'm cooking this," Anko said, picking up a familiar orange book and opening it as she took another bite of her dango.
Kakashi cried anime tears because his "jewel" was read by "unholy" eyes.
"Be a man, Kakashi, or do you want to join your precious Uchiha," asked Kamiko Kakashi.
Kakashi's visible eye widened in horror and desperately shook his head: "No."
"Then don't complain," Kamiko said with a note of anger in her voice. "We have 3 months of training to catch up in less than a week because of your laziness!"
"That's not what you mean," Kakashi complained.
"Of course I do," Kamiko retorted. "They shouldn't be on a C-rank mission with their pathetic skills!"
"Sasuke is not pathetic," Sakura screamed, barely dodging one of the kunai with Kamiko's poison, but her hair hit the target, and it was cut off to the neck. Sakura desperately tried to let her hair down and plunged into the lake up to her head. She quickly surfaced and spat out some water.
"It's a pity without a dick, without boobs," said Cy with his creepy fake smile.
"Sasuke really has a dick," Sakura retorted and tried to continue the exercise.
"Should I be worried that she didn't refute the comment without boobs," Anko asked in general, to which Kamiko just shrugged her shoulders, continuing to shoot her energy beams.
5:59 a.m.
Sakura and Sasuke were sleeping in their rooms, and two different shadows appeared above them, and there was a loud explosion from Sasuke's room, and a scream came from Sakura's room.
"Go back to sleep without a dick," said a half-asleep Sai, who lived in the same room with Sasuke and Kakashi, and fell asleep again.
"Get up, brat," Kamiko shouted in the stereotypical voice of a drill instructor. "It's time for boot camp!"
"Sasuke has had enough," Kakashi tried to calm Kamiko down.
"As a Junin instructor, we don't have to hold their hands, we have to make sure they don't die on the mission! If that means they'll hate us for it, then so be it," Kamiko shouted as she chewed it and turned her attention back to Sasuke, "What are you waiting for, Genin?" An open invitation? Move, move, move!" Kamiko laughed like crazy, encouraging Sasuke to move faster.
"The council will hear about it," Sasuke shouted/threatened.
"Haven't you learned anything!?" asked Kamiko, releasing a dozen more kunai and shuriken in Sasuke: "I don't care what the Civic Council thinks about me! Mwahahahaha!"
She shot Sasuke several kunai with ninja wire to encourage him to move faster.
In the girls' room, Sakura was woken up when ice water was poured on her and a 14-foot constrictor chased her, curtsey Anko, and she just laughed when the snake chased her as she prepared for that morning workout and screamed for her life.
"My mother will be here because of this!" Sakura squealed.
"I'm so afraid of someone who can't legally punish shinobi," Anko said in mock horror before bursting into laughter as she threw a kunai at her.
After a week of training, Kamiko, Anko and Team 7, minus Saya, who was chosen to observe the Tazuna family, were on an unfinished bridge, and the fog was so thick that it could be cut with a butter knife.
They walked carefully, as they did not hear the sounds of construction, until Kamiko and Anko felt a familiar smell, the smell of dead and decomposing bodies, and they took up fighting positions, and the two genins saw this and followed them, and Kakashi continued to read his orange book. Just then a shadow formed in the fog and they prepared for everything, and it was a badly injured construction worker who fell when he got to the Tazuna, and he caught him before he hit the ground and gently laid him down.
"What happened?" asked Tazuna with surprise and horror.
"d is a demon hidden in the fog," the worker said before taking his last breath.
Feeling guilty, Tazuna closed the eyes of his loyal employees out of respect.
A familiar voice came out of the fog: "You should be proud that he lived longer than others."
Kamiko smiled and said in a feline cheerful voice: "Why, Zabuza, I didn't want you to be enslaved. So you haven't left since our last meeting?"
"It doesn't count that you caught me off guard last time," Zabuza said a little too quickly before clearing his throat, and Kamiko smiled as Anko giggled cheerfully, "Give the bridge builder away and no one will get hurt."
"How about we give you a pink-haired banshee and a boy with a duck-ass hairstyle, and you can go your own way and no one gets hurt," Kamiko suggested as a parry. While Sakura ignorantly nodded in agreement due to the murderous intent that filled the air.
"Tempting, but I can probably get half of what they pay me by selling a snotty brat Uchiha Kumo, and a few re for a pink-haired girl," Zabuza replied in a voice that told them he was weighing his options.
"Hey," but Uchiha and Haruno said at the same time, and both of them seemed offended.
"When we get back, I'm going to report you," Kakashi growled threateningly.
"I'm so scared," Kamiko replied sarcastically.
"Haku, you take on the brats, I'll deal with Junin," Zabuza said.
"Of course, Lord Zabuza," said a resonant female voice.
To be continued…
By the way, guys, thanks for the comment for choosing fan fiction . Here are the spirits of zanpakto. The first zanpakto will be Shinigami's side, Shikai Arsi (Transformers Prime Animated Series), and Shikai's team: "Prove that you are the best Arcee." Bankai "Elita One" (Transformers Animated Series Battle For Cybertron). The second zanpakto will be the side of the Empty Thunderblast (Transformers Cybertron animated series)
By the way, how do you guys like this story. Write in the comments what needs to be fixed in this and my other , good luck to everyone and bye to everyone. A small note I don't have either Naruto or Marvel.