04/27/23
2 Reviews, 3 Favs, 4 Follows
Night arrived and Flairmidable was at the food store robbing food that he needs to survive, "Okay, perhaps some dog treats" He picks up a small bag of dog treats.
He was really starving for food all day that he got cranky. He went over to the meat and fish section and picks out some schnitzel, some pork, and fish.
"Okay. That should be it" Flairmidable said but his dog ears picked up a faint sound, "Who's there?!" He hides behind some shelf.
Suddenly a masked sleek ninja in red and black with a golden lining appeared, his or her features couldn't be identified.
"What the hell?!" Flairmidable turned to see.
They ran towards each other and Flairmidable tries a spin kick at the ninja, briefly swiping him off his feet until the ninja swiftly blocks his neck with rounds of kicks and punches. The ninja soon kicks back very swiftly and Flairmidable tries to block them. He dodges one with a spin and soon kicks back. After one bicycle kick, they both punched rapidly at each other.
Flairmidable caught the ninja's wrist and does a cartwheel flip to judo him down, "Gotcha!" He smirked as he stood over him.
Pulling down the mask, the ninja's face was a Japanese female, "Y-Y-You're a woman?!" Flairmidable gasped.
"Get your ass off me!" She kicked him off, "No wonder these idiots hired me to fight a kid"
"Who hired you?!" Flairmidable asked.
"None of your business!" She reached for her sword but it wasn't there.
"Looking for this? Ah, Ryuko" He read the Japanese writing on the sword, "That means "dragon child". Dragons are a symbol of power in Japan" Flairmidable smirked and twirled the sword.
"Yeah, but you're one bad puppy!" Ryuko tried to reclaim the sword.
"This bad puppy loves to play fetch, ninja" Flairmidable tossed the sword aside, pouncing on the girl, "Wild dogs don't like to be on a leash"
"Let go of me!" Ryuko struggled but couldn't move her hands.
"Why? I thought girls admire cute dogs" Flairmidable flirted.
"Not this girl, fleabag!" The ninja headbutts his face.
Flairmidable made a dog-like yelp in pain.
Ryuko grabs her sword and pointed at him again, "You may bite but my sword does more than biting" She threatened him.
"Oh, yeah?" Flairmidable reached for his ball.
"You think a ball will stop me?" She laughed.
"Not just any ball" He throws it toward her.
Ryuko just dodged the ball. But it touched her sword and teleported to Flairmidable.
"Huh, nice sword" He checks it out.
"How did you…" Ryuko gasped.
"Thanks to my ball" Flairmidable bounced the ball in his hand.
"You should be fetching a bone next time!" Ryuko engaged him in a fight.
"C'mon!" Flairmidable fought back after tossing the sword.
Ryuko grabs his arm and throws him over to the shelves.
"Agh!" He stands up, "Very un-ladylike!" He growled and fights again.
Ryuko then jumps up in the air and did one spin kick at him.
But he caught her ankle and pulled her close, "Feisty, ninja. I love it" He flirted and had his paws on her waist.
Ryuko blushed when she was brought up close, "Dog got your tongue? You made my tail wag, darling" Flairmidable smirked.
"Don't call me darling you bad dog!" Ryuko pushed him off.
Flairmidable does something that always weakens his opponents. He clasped his hands together and made his puppy eyes big and sparkly.
"Oh no! No no no no!" Ryuko saw him do that with his eyes.
He does the cute puppy whimper sounds to sound even cuter.
"Urgh Alright! It's so adorable!" Ryuko gave in.
"Works every time. If you'll excuse me, this wild puppy needs to eat food. Be a good girl and don't stop me. Maybe then, we could be good friends" Flairmidable flirted and made his way to leave.
"Just wait and see," Ryuko said.
x
The next morning, Felix was having a delicious steak like a dog. Argos was simply eating dog food.
"This is yummy" Barkk ate a cracker.
"We all need to keep our strength up. We canines are strong in London" Felix munched on chunks of meat.
"Ah yes," Barkk kept eating.
Felix then looks through his iPhone which he bought after selling stolen items, "That ninja is something. Why would those buffoons hire her to kill me?"
"Are you sure they are the same men who hired her?" Barkk asked.
"Only one way to find out. Barkk, on the hunt" He said and the kwami was sucked into the choker.
"Okay Argos, be a good boy and guard our home," Flairmidable told his dog.
Argos barked in agreement and chewed on his chew toy, "Good, see you soon" Flairmidable exited the warehouse.
He can hear the street dogs barking all morning. Passing by the famous London restaurant that gives street dogs free food, "Pity I didn't get Argos here" Flairmidable said.
He then lands at the criminals' hideout, hoping to get good intimidation to make them talk or get bitten by the angry dog.
"It's that Dog boy again!" One thug drew his handgun out.
Their two hyenas snarled at the child but he snarled like an actual dog due to the magic of his costume giving him dog instincts.
"Hrrrrrrrgh!" He crawls on all fours.
"Blimey! He's gone savage. Kill him now!" The criminal tried to shoot him but the canine dodged.
"Unleash the hyenas!" The leader shouted.
Flairmidable then lunged towards one Hyena and avoided its jaws and bit down its neck before tossing it aside towards the other hyena. Growling, Flairmidable showed them who's the boss.
"Don't even try. I can take your guns with this" Flairmidable held his ball.
He threw the ball and it bounced around the walls hitting five of the thugs' weapons and they came back to Flairmidable, he picks up two of the guns and fired at them. He left one alive so he can interrogate the criminal.
"Blimey mate! What the hell do you want?! You already took our money bag last week!" The criminal cowered.
"Tell me, did you hire that ninja to capture me?!" Flairmidable asked.
"Yes," the Criminal said but was pinned against the glass window, making it crack for any moment it will shatter.
"Why?!" Flairmidable growled and made the glass window shatter, gripping the man's neck to make him talk or fall to his death from 10 stories high.
"We all had enough of you killing our men and robbing before us!" The criminal spoke quickly, "Please! We thought she would be the right age to fight you!"
"You thought wrong. I'm ready to take her on at any time and anywhere" Flairmidable let him fall to his demise. He looks down and turns away after the thug died.
"Big mistake" Flairmidable jumps to the next roof.
He looks left to right making sure he's not followed. But he wasn't quick when the same ninja tackled him down, "I saw you killed a man. I never thought a kid like you would do that" She pinned his hands down.
"Tell me why they hired you. That moron was a coward to speak up" Flairmidable growled like a dog.
"They wanted someone with the strength of a dragon to take down London's number one criminal," Ryuko said.
"Technically, I'm a thief, not a criminal. There's a difference, dragon lady" Flairmidable corrected her.
"The name's Ryuko, doggy," Ryuko said.
"Flairmidable. I'm very wild on the streets and I don't like to be on a leash" Flairmidable flirted.
"Wild street dogs get sent to the pound if they don't have a dog license, puppy" Ryuko flirted back.
"I never get captured" Flairmidable rolled over and pinned her but she wrapped her legs to trap him with her, "What are you doing?"
"Getting even with it. I'll get you no matter what" Ryuko said.
"Oh, really?" Flairmidable stroked her thighs, "You got strong legs, ninja"
"Hey!" Ryuko blushed at where his hand was.
"All bark and no bite" Flairmidable chuckled.
"Get your filthy paws off me" Ryuko glared.
"And where should my paws be, darling?" Flairmidable flirted.
"Nowhere!" Ryuko rolls over so she's on top.
"You're quite relentless you know," Flairmidable said.
"And you better be afraid of that, puppy" Ryuko threatened him.
"It's gonna take more than that" Flairmidable shoves her off.
"Why did you kill that man?" Ryuko asked.
"He tried to kill me first with hyenas," Flairmidable said.
"Really?" Ryuko wasn't convinced.
"I don't laugh when I see one. Those things can bite your bones really nasty. See you around, darling" Flairmidable smirked and jumped off the roof.
"Come back here you..." Ryuko tries to get him but he was out of sight.
