A.N.: Here's another chapter for anyone who liked the first chapter. As you can already tell, things will be a lot different than they are in the show. Don't forget to R&R!

Disclaimer: I do not own either show in any way or their characters and I will not say this again in later chapters because I do not want to type the same thing over and over again.

"Talking"

"Telepathy"

'Thinking'

Emphasis

"SCREAMING VERY LOUD!"

Dragonball 1/2

Chapter 2: Oops!

"Can someone explain to me what just happened?" Ranma and Piccolo turned around to see a boy with a bandana. Goku struggled to look up.

"Ryoga?!" Ranma queationed. "What are you doing here?"

"I was trying to get back to your school and I saw you guys over here and decided to ask for directions. I hadn't realized it was you Ranma. I saw that some of you were pretty beat up and I was about to jump in and help but then that kid burst out of that pod and wailed the other guy. Then the green guy finished him. But other than that I have no clue what just happened," Ryoga explained.

"You have the worst sense of direction and even worse timing. We couldda used ya in that fight. Not that we wouldda done much better," stated Ranma.

"Will you just shut up and explain to me what just happened?!" Ryoga shouted at Ranma.

"Well which is it? Shut up or explain? I can't do both," Ranma replied.

"You know what I meant!" Ryoga shouted.

Just then, a hover car landed on the other side of the battlefield.

"Goku are you okay?!" A short bald man shouted after running over.

"Y-yeah but not for long. Listen, we only have a year until more saiyans come. And these ones are stronger," Goku managed.

"S-stronger than him?!" Krillin motioned to the now dead Raditz.

"Y-yes, apparently the thing on his face is a commicator and the two others heard Piccolo mention the dragonballs," Goku said. Piccolo just looked away.

"We'll all have to train harder than ever if we want to beat them. It's our only chance," Goku said, then died.

Goku's body then slowly disappeared. "What's happening to him?!" Krillin queried.

"Kami must have something special planned for him," stated Piccolo.

"Who are you two?" Asked Master Roshi.

"I'm Ranma Soatome, I was just running by and I saw the fight and stuck around to help out," Ranma explained.

"I'm Ryoga Hibiki. I was passing by and was about to ask for directions when the fight ended," Ryoga replied.

"And Soatome appears to be a good fighter but neither of them are even as strong as Krillin. They probably don't even know how to fly or fire ki," Piccolo stated.

"Well you already know I don't know how to fly green man. Wait, does that mean I am able to fly just like them?" Asked Ranma.

"Yes, if you learn how," Master Roshi replied.

"Well, who taught them?" Asked Ranma.

"I did, replied Roshi.

"Wait a minute! They can fly too?! All I saw them do is fire an energy beam! And it was the green guy!" Ryoga shouted.

"Can you teach me how to fly?" Asked Ranma.

"If he gets to learn how to fly then I wanna know how to fly too!" Ryoga shouted.

"Alright, I'll teach you but you have to do whatever I say," Roshi stated.

"Okay!" Ranma and Ryoga said simultaneously.

/*****/ One hour later, on Master Roshi's island

"So you live here?" Asked Ryoga.

"Yes," replied Roshi.

"Hey, do you have a phone or something? I gotta call my pops and tell him I won't be home for a while," asked Ranma.

"Yes. Does your father study martial arts?" Asked Roshi.

"Yeah but he's even worse than Ryoga," replied Ranma.

"Hey!" Ryoga shouted.

"That was a compliment. And pops wouldn't last a second out there. He taught me everything I know and he's pretty good at it but I know a ton of people better than him. Including Ryoga," said Ranma.

"Some compliment," muttered Ryoga.

"Anyone you know that's better than you that you didn't meet after that fight?" Asked Krillin.

"Not really," said Ranma.

"Well you'll have to do. Master Roshi?" Asked Krillin. "We'll look for the dragonballs while you teach these two how to fly and use their ki. After that, we'll show them where Kami's lookout is and we'll all train there." He motioned to Yamcha, Tien, and Chioatsu.

"Did you just say Kami?" Asked Ryoga.

Roshi nodded and Bulma handed something to Krillin. Then, Krillin, Yamcha, Tien, and Chioatsu flew away at high speed.

"Whoa! Are they human like us or are they aliens?" Asked Ranma.

"They are as human as you and I," replied Bulma cheerfully.

"I will also teach you to sense other people's ki. Now, we will start with flying," Roshi began.

/*****/ One hour later

"I'm doing it!" Ranma stated. He and Ryoga had just lifted off the ground.

Now try to fly around the island!" Shouted Roshi. 'They're pretty fast learners, but I've taught faster ones.'

"That shouldn't be hard. It's a small island," said Ryoga. They then try to do as Roshi said, but go in opposite directions and end up literally flying into each other. They then fall into the water. Unlucky for them, it wasn't warm that day.

Ranma swam back up and climbed back to shore, Ryoga doing the same while squealing(Ranma failed to notice this).

"Okay let's try again!" Ranma stated and saw master Roshi's jaw dropped. "What? We weren't that bad were we?" Then Ranma noticed an oink and looked down to see Ryoga as a pig. He then looked at his chest and saw his(her) breasts. "I can explain!" Ranma panicked after seeing Bulma saw it too.

/*****/ Ten minutes later

"Oh, so that's it?" Asked Bulma.

"Yeah. I'm cursed to turn into a girl when I get wet with cold water and Ryoga turns into a pig under the same circumstances," Ranma stated. She then saw Roshi reaching for her breasts. Ranma punched him on the top of the head. "Pervert."

"So is your normal form a boy or a girl?" Asked Bulma.

"I'm originally a boy," replied Ranma.

"Well you better change back before the others get back. They'll laugh at you all year and never get any training done," suggested Bulma.

"Okay, we'll be right back," Ranma picked up Ryoga and walked into the house. Roshi tried to follow but Bulma punched him on the top of the head as well.

/*****/Four hours later

"Can you sense them yet?" Asked Roshi.

"Yeah, I think I can! They're not too far away!" Replied Ranma.

Ranma had easily learned how to use his ki, but Ryoga was havng trouble.

"Ka-Me-Ah-Me-Ha!" He thrusted his arms forward and only got a spark. Like the first twenty-nine times he tried. He and Ranma may have known how to use their ki with moves like Shishi Hokodan and Moko Takabisha, but this move didn't require any specific emotion to make their ki heavy. This move was different than their other ki based techniques, which was why Ranma was able to learn it so easy. No required emotion made it easier for Ranma because in some fights, he couldn't hold onto one emotion. Sometimes he would be confident, later, if he starts to lose(which is when he really would need a ki attack), he would be more angry and frustrated, but not necessarily depressed. Also, no required emotion means that there's no emotion that can consume you with the technique like with the Shishi Hokodan. Cologne and Akane warned him not to master the Shishi Hokodan because the depression would consume him. This move blew all that away! Ryoga was having trouble because he wasn't use to not using his depression in a ki attack.

"Well, now that I'm done teaching you, why don't you give your friend Ryoga some help?" Asked Roshi.

"Why should I?" Asked Ranma.

"Because the more people we get to fight the saiyans the better the chance we'll have. Everyone has to know as many techniques as possible," Roshi gained a perverted smile. "Or you could splash some water on yourself and take off your clothes."

"Yeah I'll just help Ryoga," Ranma walked over to Ryoga and Roshi sweat dropped.

/*****/ Twenty minutes later

"I've finally learned how to use my ki but I can't sense anyone!" Ryoga shouted. Then, Krillin, Yamcha, Tien, and Chioatsu landed on the island holding seven orange balls.

"We found them!" Shouted Chioatsu. Bulma and Roshi then come outside.

"Time to call Shenron," said Krillin. Then, the arrivals started placing the dragonballs on the ground.

"So that long-haired guy was called a saiyan?" Asked Ranma.

"Yes," replied Roshi.

"And he said Goku was one too?" Ranma continued.

"Yep," replied Bulma. And then Shenron, the great dragon appeared(Ranma, using his terrible observation skills(that usually are only terrible when it comes to his own body's shape), doesn't even notice(even when the dragon asks what the wish is)).

"Boy I wish I was as strong as a saiyan. They're strong," said Ranma.

"RANMA!" Everyone shouted.

"What?" Ranma turned and saw the dragon. "What the-?!"

"Your wish has been granted," said Shenron. Ranma then started to float in the air and glow, after he stoppoed floating and glowing, he had a tail. Shenron disappeared, and the dragonballs scattered.

"No fair!" Shouted Ryoga.

"Ranma! You blew our chance to get Goku back!" Krillin yelled. Everyone is staring at Ranma, boiling.

"I-I'm sorry. I d-didn't realize that t-there was a d-dragon out. O-or that it was supposed to grant the wish," Ranma stuttered, scared for his life.

"You really didn't notice a ten story dragon?! Not even when it asked what our wish was?!" Bulma shouted.

"Yeah, is this a bad time to mention Ranma doesn't always have the best observation skills?" Asked Ryoga.

"YES!" Everyone shouted.

"Although, his observation skills are usually only bad when it comes to his body's shape. Meaning his gender." Ryoga added nervously, trying to save his own life.

"Well I guess it's partially our fault. We should've realized that when he didn't notice he was a girl when he came out of the water," said Bulma.

"What?!" Exclaimed Krillin, Yamcha. Tien, and Chioatsu.

"Oh right. You guys didn't know yet," Bulma said in embarassment.

'"Master Roshi? Can you hear me?"' Roshi heard Goku's voice.

"Goku? Is that you? Where are you?" Roshi is a little bit away from everyone so no one hears him talking to nobody.

'"Yes! It's me! I'm talking to you through Kami. Listen! Don't wish me back for one year. Kami wants me to train under a person named King Kai while I'm dead. So don't wish me back until the saiyans come!'"

"Okay, no problem with that," Roshi looked at Ranma.

'"Kay! Great! See ya in a year!'"

"Looks like you're off the hook Ranma," stated Roshi.

"What?!" Everyone looked at Roshi.

"Goku just talked to me through Kami and he doesn't want us to wish him back for a year because he is going to do some special training. The only thing I'm worried about is finding the dragonballs again before the saiyans get here," said Roshi.

"Well since it's my fault we lost them, I volunteer to find them. I'll consider it training," said Ranma.

"You better volunteer," Bulma glared at Ranma.

"Now what's this about Ranma being a girl?" Asked Yamcha.

A.N.: Yeah so I'm spelling Ryoga like Ryoga cuz I don't know how it's really spelled and the ways I have seen it spelled are longer. so sorry if you get mad over a little spelling mistake. And also, I'm not entirely sure who taught the Z-fighters how to fly or sense power levels, so I'm just saying master Roshi did, even though I think Kami did. These are small details as well so please do not get mad at me.