Thanks for such a positive response to my first chapter. If you have any ideas for a chapter let me know and I'll write it and dedicate the chapter to you.

Disclaimer: I own nothing but the thoughts in my head.

Chapter Two.


From: mjolnirrules

To: ironmanisawesome

Thor: MAN OF IRON, MAY I ASK A FAVOUR OF YOU.

Tony: Yeah sure big guy, but first can u stop typing in caps it is soo annoying

Thor: OF COURSE.

Tony: ...

Thor: HOW DO I STOP IT ANTHONY?

Tony: First off, don't EVER call me Anthony again, it's Tony. And secondly, there is a button saying "Caps Lock" on it.

Thor: OKAY AN- TONY.

Tony: Press the button Thor...

Tony: So... what is the favour


Thor: My brother Loki, is new to Midgard and I was hoping you would be so kind as to aid him in discovering the ways of this realm

Thor: Please

Tony: Urghh fine Shakespeare, but if he plays any of his silly pranks on me, the deal is off

Thor: Okay...


Thor: I wouldn't enter your sleeping chambers for a while than.

Tony: Y?

Thor: Because –

Tony: ASDFGHJKL; It's all GREEN! And he even stole my Ironman toothbrush! Grr!

Thor: Sorry?