The Avengers Emails

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From: Ironmanisawesome

To: srogers1942, hulksmash, nat3, robinhood, lokid

Tony: Hey, you guys. If you were in a Zombie Apocalypse and the only items you had to survive were the first item on your right, the first item on your left and the last person you talked to, to help you, would you survive?

Natasha: I have my gun to my left, a pencil to my right and the last person I spoke to was Clint, so I'd obviously survive! Nat3

Bruce: Well, I'd be screwed if it wasn't for the Other Guy. To my left I have a piece of paper and to my right I have a stress ball. The last person I spoke with was the pizza delivery guy. So yeah, I'd be screwed.

Clint: Bruce, yeah, you would be screwed you're lucky you have the Hulk to help you out. I'd definitely survive as I spoke to Nat last and I have my bow and arrows to my right and on my left I have Thor's hammer. This is weird as he's in Asgard, but the hammer wouldn't be useful without Thor.

Natasha: Yeah, me and Clint would so survive! Nat3

Tony: No way would you two survive! I have my ironman suit, a knife and I last talked to Thor. So haha, I would obviously win!

Steve: I don't see how this is important? But okay, I have my shield on my right and on my left I have my sketchbook. The last person I spoke to was the lady at the counter of Starbucks. So I doubt I would survive.

Loki: There is no way you mortals would survive with those objects. I would survive with my sorcery alone, but I will participate in your silly game. On my left, I have a mirror and on my right I have a pillow. The last person I spoke to was Stark but none of those would be of use.

Clint: Steve, you have your superhuman strength, you'd be okay.

Tony: What do you mean, I'm not of use?

Loki: I mean you're not of use.

Missppotts has joined the conversation.

Pepper: All of you are so petty, none of you would win. In order to survive a Zombie Apocalypse you need stealth and the ability to blend in...

Pepper: Thinking on it, Tony you may survive due to your lack of sleep and ability to act like an actual zombie, so yeah.

Tony: So I win?!

Pepper: Yes Tony.

All: Oh God!

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