"GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE BASTARD!" shouted an annoyed Hidan as he started climbing up the side of a house chasing after a small silver haired boy. The boy shook his head before sticking his tongue out and taking off across the rooftops again full speed, "Not in your life, DAD" the boy taunted as he took off, Hidan grew more annoyed at this stupid little chase. "Stupid little brat, I come all the way here, kill his mother and this is what I'm stuck with...Jashin-sama help me or I'm gonna kill this brat." Hidan grumbled as he ran across the rooftops after his little bastard of a son.
~Earlier~
Kai sat on a high tree branch in the only tree that was in his yard, bored out of his mind waiting. "Stupid" he murmured swinging his leg, his mother had told him that his 'father' was coming today after being gone on a 'mission' for 9 years. Kai groaned and tried his best to get out of having to deal with this but his mother insisted, in other words, threatened to ground him for months if he didn't act enthusiastic about it. Sighing, Kai waited for this stupid arrival of his father, "more like sperm donor" he mumbled as he threw another rock at nothing in particular.
Sitting there Kai started to doze off in the warm sunlight before he heard his mother shriek out at him to get inside. Grumbling, Kai regretfully got down from his tree and went inside, seeing his mother in one of her sluttiest outfits, flaunting her breasts eagerly. "Geeze woman, why not just get on your knees and suck him off already..." Kai mumbled as he turned to look at the man that was supposedly his father. The man had silver-white hair and lavender eyes, he wore a cloak and a necklace. Kai just shrugged, maybe this man could be his father, Kai looked like an almost mini version of this man, except his hair was more of a silver then white and his right eye was blue while the left one was a lavender color.
"Kai! Darling this is your father!" His mother said as she rubbed against the man, who in Kais eyes, looked repulsed by the woman that was his mother. "Whatever." Kai murmured turning around and started walking back out to his tree; "HEY RUNT! GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!" the mans voice rang out at him followed by a shriek from his mother, Kai turned and glared his miss-matched eyes at the man, before he looked down and noticed his mothers body was bloody and limp on the ground. Kai looked up at the man again and shook his head no before running outside and running up to the roof before taking off. "No way does this guy think I'm going with him." Kai laughed as he ran away from the man who shouted at his back. "GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE YOU LITTLE BASTARD!"
Hidan growled as he reached out to grab his son only to have him duck and run in another direction. Hidan was pissed as he started chasing his son some more, now threatening to cut off his legs when he got a hold of him. Finally after hours of the pointless chase, Hidan realized that they were back at their original start and the kid was nowhere to be seen. "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!" He shouted as he punched the tree in the yard, then he faintly heard a noise from up in the branches and jumped up, finding his son, sleeping on the branch! Hidan was fire hot, how could this kid sleep at a time like this! Taking a few deep breaths Hidan calmed himself down enough to look at his kid, a small swell of pride rose in his chest knowing that he had a son and not a daughter. Finally tired of spending time in this stupid village's red light district he scooped up his kid and took off back to the Akatsuki base.
Kai woke up in the arms of his father and groaned, "Stupid Bastard.." he murmured into his dads chest before he ended up falling back asleep, for some reason feeling safe and happy that his dad was there, even though he won't admit that out loud. Hidan chuckled slightly before laying his son down on his bed and covering him up, "That's my little bastard, hmmmm I wonder if he would worship Jashin-sama as well" Hidan thought as he watched his son sleep.