Please R&R
As I lay there asleep, I was suddenly awakened. I looked over at my alarm clock and it was 6:02! The whole bedroom was moving by me and was the same feeling I had as when I stood in the kitchen. Then all at once it stopped. I was lying in my bed in utter terror! I looked over at Wendy and her body looked so much bigger than mine! I didn't want to get up and see how much bigger Wendy was than me! She got up first and I could notice a difference in her height as she walked to the shower.
I dragged myself out of bed a few minutes later, just stood there in front of the mirror for a while and got ready for work. Wendy walked in back of me and embraced me. I could see part of her head above mine! She was absolutely towering over me! She bent over and kissed me on the back of my neck. It totally sent chills down my spine! 1. She was able to actually do that without standing on something! 2. It aroused me…a lot! She told me to go downstairs and start breakfast. I walked by the den and saw two basketball trophies in the den. I walked over to look at them, thinking they were mine and they had Wendy's name on them! Wendy was a cheerleader, not a basketball player! I walked out to the kitchen shaking my head. What the hell's going on here?
I figured I would start my new morning ritual of looking at our heights. I walked over to the counter and I looked at my license. It said I was 5'5"!
Damn! I am a shrimp now! Now I was obsessed I couldn't resist looking at her license. I pulled it out of her purse and stared at it. It said she was 6'1" tall! Wendy came downstairs dressed in a very sharp business suit and 3" heels! She walked up behind me and caught me looking in her purse. She smacked me on the ass and said, "What are you doing nosing around in my purse!"
"I-I-I was looking for a pen." I said as I turned around and looked up at her nervously. "Wow!" I said. "Where are you going to all dressed up?"
She smiled down at me and said, "Gee hon, I've been working for your dad's company since we've been married and now you're asking me where I'm going? You're justtrying to change the subject! Do you always look for a pen staring at my license?" I just stood there guilty as charged and shrugged my shoulders. She asked me if I could go out and warm up the car. I just looked at her and she said, "Pleease?" So I walked out to the driveway and to start her car. What's going on here! Now we have a GMC Denali? Okayyy I thought. I opened the door, reached in and started it up. Just then I remembered I left my wallet in the house. I walked in as she was walking out. I caught our reflection in the window and my heart sank! I was shoulder high to her in those heels! She's was an Amazon now and I'm a freaking midget!
She handed me my wallet with a disgusted look on her face and said, "What would you do without me little man?" I walked over to the driver's side and Wendy said, "Where are you going, you silly little guy? I drive my car; you drive your little Chevy Tracker! We work different hours and I don't want to wait until you get done. What's wrong with you? You've been acting really weird lately." I walked to the other side and sure enough, hidden by her Denali was a Tracker.
Once at work I discovered I had a new office again! Wendy now had Kevin's old office with Rebecca as her secretary. She was actually taller than Rebecca now! Then I found out I had an office in the basement! My secretary was still Bebe. At least that hasn't' changed. Will this ever end? Am I in the twilight zone or something? All day I was given reports from everyone, even the peons were sending me their reports! I spent the whole day in the basement doing slides for presentations and double- checking figures. I guess I was now the lowest peon on the totem pole! It didn't help to see Bebe wearing heels either! I had never seen her wear heels before and it just made me feel that much sicker! I mean I was now 5'5" and Bebe in those heels was 5'1" tall! The top of her head came eye level to me now! She didn't seem so small anymore!
Finally my day in the dungeon, as Bebe affectionately called it, was over. As I was walking out the door, Kevin stopped me before I got to the door. "Hey Ken! Dad wants you and Wendy to come over tonight because Karen is coming home from college for break". I told him I'd stop on my way home but I didn't know where Wendy was. He said she was already on her way over and would meet me there, so I headed to my dad's house. It would be really great to see my little sister again! At least she was still shorter than me.
Once at my dad's house, I was greeted by my mom at the door. Now my mom was taller than me too! She hadn't been taller than me since the 7th grade. She pulled me inside, gave me a big hug and said, "Oh, Ken, its so good to see you again! You need to come over more often!" As I stood there hugging her I couldn't help but notice how different it felt! It felt like I was a kid again, littler than my mom! If that wasn't bad enough my "little" sister came running out from the kitchen, ran up and hugged me too. Shit! She was as tall as my mom now!
She noticed she was a few inches taller than me, stood back, looked at me, chuckled and said. "Gee, as I recall before I went to school, you used to call me Shorty! Now, I guess I can call you Shorty!" My face just turned red and she and my mom stood there and laughed. They both got quite a kick out of it. She went back over to Wendy and stood there talking to her about basketball. She had developed quite an interest in playing basketball and was asking Wendy if she wanted to go outside and play. They went outside to play and I followed them. Once they started playing I told them I got winner.
They just looked at each other and laughed! "Yeah right!" They said. I watched them play and started to think I was a little outclassed, especially by my wife!
I asked them, "Could I play loser instead?"
As my wife sunk the winning basket she laughed and said, "No, you said winner!" I walked out onto the driveway and she threw the ball to me. She threw it so hard it stung! I dribbled past her and went up for a lay-up and out of nowhere she slapped the ball out of the air and slammed in into my face. Damn that hurt! And it was getting cold too! My face was throbbing! She threw the ball to me and told me to take it out. I tried to throw the ball to her like she had done me and she just caught it and smiled. She dribbled past me and stopped at the basket. I ran down to her and tried to block her shot. I raised my hands and jumped as high as I could but she held the ball high over my head and did a flat-footed finger roll right into the basket.
My sister busted out laughing and I knew my face was getting red! Both from embarrassment and the ball hitting me! She said, "I want some of this action Wendy! Let me play the little guy next!" Wendy took the ball out and smoked it at me again. I dropped it and she picked it up and started to the basket. Again she waited until I got down to her and did another finger roll into the hoop. This happened 3 more times, finally she said she was going to let my sister play me now. My sister gave me some serious competition, definitely more than I'd planned on. She was definitely using her height as an advantage too! The only thing that enabled me to save face was the fact I could jump higher than she could! I only beat her by one point. 'Probably by tomorrow she would be able beat me easily,' I thought.
I walked away very tired, my wife put her arm around me and said, "If the little man couldn't hang then he shouldn't have came!" Then she and my sister high-fived each other and went into the house.
'Okay, my life sucks!' I thought. I am now totally dominated by my wife in a sport I used to excel in and my "little sister" even almost beat me! I went into the house and she and Wendy were talking and laughing about it still.
She walked over to me and stood in front of me and said, "Maybe you should start calling me your big sister, now! I'm going to start calling you my little brother shrimpo!" I just stood there embarrassed and I asked my wife if she was ready to go home and she said no that she was going to stay and talk with Karen for a while and give her some pointers.
I went home, showered and went to bed. Wendy came home about 11:00, showered and came to bed beside me. She kissed me on the cheek and whispered in my ear, "I hope I didn't make you mad little guy, but I just couldn't resist playing with your head out there! I felt like I was in college, playing with those shorter girls again! I said nothing and went back to sleep.