HI this is one of those one-sided relationships I wrote about in the summary. If you remember in the show when Rogue lost control Jamie made a big show of going with Kitty to the concert. Thus showing he has a thing for her.

Jamie smiled triumphantly as he waded through the many bodies of… waterfowl. Jamie stared at the sign in confusion.

"What in the world is a waterfowl?" He wondered aloud while he took a look at the animals that surrounded him. They looked like geese and ducks.

"Young man, waterfowl is just a fancy word for ducks and geese."

Jamie glanced up at the pretty woman smiling down at him.

"Thanks. Um, I'll take six geese, please."

"Which six?"

"Er, the six female ones."

The young woman, whose name tag read Rita, laughed but walked towards the gate marked females.

"You do have a way of taking them home right." Rita called out as she began to herd all but six to the back of the cage.

"Yes." Jamie assured with confidence just before Kurt popped up. Rita squealed at the sudden appearance of a fuzzy blue thing and ended up tripping and landing on some of the geese. Both Kurt and Jamie had to force back peals of laughter as Rita managed to get back upright. Jamie nodded towards Kurt who ran over there and grabbed two of the six.

"Don't forget put them in my room for right now!" Jamie yelled as Kurt teleported away.

"Here's enough money for the six geese. You can keep the change." He then created three more of himself to grab the remaining birds.

"Hey, Kurt." They greeted as he came back to grab the Jamie's.

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With all of them back home it was time for action. Thank goodness for Jamie the pet store opened early and nobody but Logan was up before ten. Stealthily him and six other clones crept to Kitty's room. Carefully he cracked open the door to see if both girls were asleep. Luckily they were and so all the geese got pushed into the room. Jamie beamed as he quietly closed the door and headed back to his room. Now all he had to do was wait for Kitty to wake up.

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Rogue woke up groggily as the sound of honking pervaded through the air.

"Kitty turn off your radio." She complained her voice slightly muffled by her stuffing her head beneath her pillow. The honking though never ceased. With a growl Rogue threw off her covers and lifted her head.
"What the-"

Rogue stared with an open mouth as she took in the six geese that lay about the room all honking their heads off. She then glanced over at Kitty who was still sound asleep. With careful precision as to not step on any of the eggs, she made her way beside Kitty's bed.

"Wake up!" She practically yelled in her ear. Course it didn't work so she had to resort to cover pulling.

"Hey Kitty there's a sale at the mall buy one pair of shoes get two free."

Instantly Kitty jumped up and beheld all the feathery creatures in her room.

"Ahhhhh!" She screeched as she jumped back on the bed. Rogue grimaced at the shrill sound and had to eventually grab her emergency duct tape.

"I'll take off the duct tape if you promise not to scream." Rogue stated as she tossed the zebra print tape on her bed. Kitty nodded and so Rogue slowly peeled it off her mouth.

"Ooh look there's like a note on my nightstand." She giggled momentarily forgetting her terror. With a small bounce she seized the folded paper and smoothed it out.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me six geese a laying.

Hope you enjoy your new pets.

-Jamie

"Jamie!" Kitty once again screeched only this time nearly everyone in the mansion heard it. Jamie paused his pacing and ran out the door and towards the room which held his love. He opened the door a crack before scurrying into the room.

"Why did you like leave a bunch of smelly birds in my room?" Kitty bellowed still on her bed. Beside her Rogue looked uncomfortable, "Um I'm just going to go."

There was an awkward silence that followed her leaving.

"Answer me darn it!"

Jamie jumped at the sudden noise and looked down at the floor," I thought if I did this you might like me."

Kitty blinked as she gawked at the boy before her before she climbed down from her bed.

"I do like you Jamie, just not like that." She stated right before hugging him.

"Alright," Jamie sniffled and walked out the door with his head hanging.

"Poor kid." Kitty declared before twisting around to start her day. Unfortunately she became faced to face with a gray goose.

"Aaaahhh!"