On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me…
Honk! America yelped and leapt out of the bed as the piercing devilish noise echoed around his room. An angry looking goose sat on the chair underneath his window and hissed at him, raising its wings threateningly in defence of its nest. With a second honk it began to advance on the terrified nation. He ran.
America's house was inhabited by geese! And not the normal white geese either… Nooooo. These geese had black heads with dark brown plumage. A faint recollection stirred in his mind of Canada telling him something regarding his iconic geese, but he hadn't been paying attention. He deeply regretted that.
Creeping back into his bedroom he leapt for his phone as a wall of shrieking, feathery doom descended upon him. Catapulting himself over the bed he leapt out of the door and slammed it shut just as the Canadian goose impacted with it. Breathing heavily he turned around silently congratulating on escaping the goose only to be greeted by the beady eyes of five more.
Slowly he hit speed dial and raised the phone to his ear, praying that his faithful twin would pick up. And luckily he did.
"Al? Al! Are my geese at yours?"
"Yeah. They are. Help!" he whispered-shrieked down the phone as the symphony of hissing began again.
"See you soon amour!"
"Wait bro-!" But Canada had hung up on him.
"Nice geese. Good geese…"
A yell from outside caught the geese's attention and they tilted their heads, letting out several bewildered honks before they all walked out in a single file. The goose in the bedroom could be seen fluttering down by the window next to Alfred's head. Flinging the window fully open he saw the geese flocking around Matthew who had four milling around his feet, one awkwardly perched on top of his head and the last one was cradled protectively in his arms.
The grin on Matthew's face as he spied the dishevelled looking Alfred peeking out from the window and the laugh that followed when all the geese began to hiss at him made it impossible to be made at him.
…Six Geese a-laying
Review! :) I've got enough pairings so thank you very much for all your suggestions! I think I will try next year to start at the beginning of December and post one per day like I've been doing here! Please tell me what you think? ;)
