A/N: Someone increased the margins in Word, and now everything looks all messed up! Ugh… I can't fix it since I never pay attention in computer class.
"Seriously? You're asking me for help?" Rin was amazed, the Hitachiin was practically on his knees!
"Trust me, it's a last resort…" Hikaru (or was it Kaoru?) grumbled.
"I still won't help you." she told him indifferently.
"Why not?" he almost yelled.
Rin slapped him. She didn't do it hard, but it was still enough to hurt.
"Hey, what was that for?" he asked, slightly stunned.
Taking on the accent she used for Daughter of Evil, she began her lecture. "Have you no manners, swine? Even lowborn scum like you should know it is rude to return a gift, yet you have the audacity to ask me to help you return it? What is the matter with you? Do you know how hard it is to get an axolotl in Japan? I had to ship one all the way from Mexico! And have you seen the color? It glows in the dark!* That kind is extremely difficult to find!"
"Hey, I-" he tried to cut in.
"You what? You were scared of a gentle creature, which only eats, you ready for this? Fish. Now, here you are, trying to kill a harmless thing like that for doing what nature built it for! What in all of the seven sins would make you think I'd help such a horrid cause?"
When Kaoru (or was it Hikaru?) tried to answer, she began her rant again. "No, don't answer that. I seriously do not want to know, just get out of my sight."
He scrambled to his feet and ran straight for the dorms. Once inside their room, he noticed a note on Hikaru's pillow.
'Huh, must be another fangirl who can't tell us apart. They never learn.'
He picked up the note and began to read.
Horrid Hitachiin brothers,
how dare you treat our gift like that? If either of us finds out that either of you has hurt him, (yes, he is a boy, we can't stand using the word 'it' to describe a living being) we will personally make sure neither of you will ever walk again. We expect you to properly take of him yourself. That means no maids, servants, or paid help. Make sure you feed him well, regulate the temperature in his pool, and take him to the vet once a month. Oh, and don't forget to give him a name. Don't even try something like 'Stupid' or 'Baka.' Make sure to get him a collar, something that won't rust, mold, or rot. Hang a tag with the name you've given him from the end.
We're watching you,
The Kagamine Twins
A/N: * that is an actual type. They come in albino, pink, blue, brown, and glow in the dark.