A/n: I am not dead, merely too lazy for my own good! I swear, Belphegor shall be coming for me soon! XD

"Hey, Len! I finally finished uploading their voices to my data base!" Rin chirped cheerfully.

"What are you talking about? Who are you talking about?" he asked startled out of his reading. It was an assigned book, but he had to admit it was fairly well written.

Rin sighed impatiently at her brother's 'ignorance.'

"You know how the Hitachiin twins can never be told apart?"

Len nodded cautiously. "Yeah… so?"

Rin clapped her hands together in excitement. "A while ago I noticed a slight difference in their vocal patterns! Kaoru's voice is slightly more…how do I put this… child-like. So, brother, I tuned my data base in order to be able to hear the difference a bit better!"

"And how, sister, does this help us?"

Rin smirked evilly at him. "I'd bet you anything they can tell each others voices apart as well."

Len glared at his twin. "Please don't make me keep asking, sister. From the way you're getting all hyper, this prank must be Servant of Evil big."

Lauren decided this would be a good opportunity to land on Rin's head, nearly flattening the Vocaloid's ribbon. She stroked the bat's ear fondly, allowing a small smile to slip onto her face. "The total number of undiscovered pranks we have pulled so far is eight, and the Hitachiins have nine. Either we need to step up our game or theirs needs to be set back. To accomplish them both at once, brother, I propose we turn them into Vocaloids."

-Kodoku na kagakusha ni tsukurareta ROBOTTO-

"Albert?" Kaoru suggested.

"How about Ryan?" Hikaru offered.

The two twins sighed in unison.

Hikaru: "I don't think—"

Kaoru: "-we're very good at coming up with names."

Axolotl: "Brahw!"

-Len-kun Nau!-

"Len-kun!"

Said Vocaloid turned to his sister in horror. She nodded at him, making several motions with her hand and pressing a finger to her lips. They struggled to get the window open, and Lauren jumped to Len's head.

"Keep my brother out of trouble, 'kay?" she whispered. The bat nodded, tightening her grip on his hair.

Rin hugged her brother before watch him jump out the window. 'Guess it's a good thing we're on the ground floor after all.'

"Len-kun, Rin-chan!" 96neko suddenly burst into the room. Her face fell slightly when she realized it was only Rin, but she was quickly back to her cheerful self.

"Kuro-chan!" Rin said, forcing herself to sound happy.

"Nee, nee, where's Len-kun? I wanted to see him! N-not that I didn't want to see you Rin-chan. Oh, I brought something for you two! It's—"

"Kuro-chan, slow down!" Rin interrupted.

96neko blushed. "G-gomen! I guess I just got a bit excited…" she laughed nervously, slightly embarrassed.

Rin snapped her fingers, and you could practically see a light bulb over her head. "Hey, Kuro-chan?"

"Yes, Rin-chan?"

"Since you're really good at editing and stuff, could you help me create a couple voices? They have to be reallyrealistic, and able to speak, not sing. My software isn't quite capable, and we only have one shot, so please?" Rin pleaded.

96neko blinked, stunned. Rin never begged. Unless… "This is another war, isn't it?"

Rin swore mentally. "What gave it away?"

96neko beamed. "Rin-chan, there was a reason you were chosen for the lead in Daughter of Evil. You're too proud for your own good."

She sighed. "Ah, well. You gonna help me or not?"

96neko smirked evilly. "I have one condition."

A/n:Ooh… what's it gonna be?

Songs for this chapter:
Kokoro Kiseki: A robot built by a miracle scientist
Len-kun Nau!: Len-kun now! (god, I love this song XD)