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Author's Note: For a suggest prompt on Tumblr. These two particular characters are not exactly my strong points, but I tried. Now here is the attempted Crowlene!

"Irene Adler," Crowley smiles at the name. "Pleasure."

"Oh, the pleasure is all mine," she replies, calm and collected. He loved people who played along.

"You know who I am. The Winchesters must have warned you."

"They have," Irene says. "And I was prepared."

Crowley looks up and finds a fresh trap glaring back at him. He smirks.

"Nice."

"Thank you."

"Let me introduce myself more... formally. My name is Crowley. King of Hell."

"So I've heard."

"What would you want with me?"

"I want you to tell me where Jim Moriarty is."

"Oh, Moriarty. He is such fun."

Irene nods. "He is."

"What if... I didn't tell you?"

"Then you can just stay there as I call the Winchesters. Perhaps they can deal with you."

"And what would you tell them?"

"I'd tell them that I've caught the King of Hell all by myself. Then they would be able to do anything with you."

Crowley sighed. "Alright. Moriarty is still alive."

"Still?"

"Oh - haven't you heard?" Crowley smiled. "Sherlock Holmes committed suicide. Left his poor Johnny alone."

"But Moriarty..."

"Dead. They're both dead."

Irene kept a straight face but Crowley could still see the surprise. He knew he had gotten her.

"Is there a problem?" Crowley asked with a mocking innocence.

"I'm going to let you go, Mr. Crowley..." Irene stood up. "...and you're going to help me."

"What else do you need?"

"I want to play with Sherlock Holmes and his little blogger. I know he's not dead."

"Let's make a deal then."

To his astonishment, Irene strode forward and kissed him on the lips right away. He pulled back.

"Well, then. Desperate, are we?"

"Oh, that was actually for you. King of Hell must be tiresome sometimes, yes?"

"Yes... very."

"I'll see you again, Mr. Crowley," Irene said as she walked away. Crowley looked after her. Perhaps he had underestimated the famous Irene Adler.

He'll have to see her again another day. He'd love to work with her against the Winchesters and Sherlock Holmes. And how it would be if he brought back Jim Moriarty.

That would be interesting. Very interesting, indeed.