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I made my way slowly towards math. As I entered, I immediately began to look for Sasori. I did not see him this morning. He was nowhere in sight. I frowned. What could have gone wrong? He was perfectly fine yesterday. I went over by him, we played video games, he helped me with my math homework and we went for dinner. I made my way to my seat, which was to the back of the class. I pulled out my phone and texted him, as no teacher was in class as yet.

Hey, where are you? Are you fine? - Dei.

Yeah...I'm fine…just a little sick. No worries. - Sasori.

Okay then…hope you feel better un. – Dei.

"Deidara, if you do not want detention today I suggest you put that phone away and pay attention," My headed snapped up front. When did Iruka Sensei entered class? I looked at my watch. Wow. Class started fifteen minutes ago. Oh well. "well, Deidara? Are you going to answer my question?" Iruka asked. Ummm….

"Well…Iruka Sensei, the thing is…that Ummm… I don't understand the question…" I stammered. The entire class began to laugh. What was going on? Damn, I felt embarrassed. I looked over at Hidan and with a questioning look.

He asked if you did your homework he mouthed. Oh…well that makes sense now. "Uh… yes. Iruka Sensei. I did my homework," I replied, passing up my papers. That was kind of funny, though.

"Oh good. I thought you lost it there Deidara," he replied, and continued class as normal.

Maths classed went by surprisingly quickly. English was as boring as hell. Man I wanted to kill myself in there. What is the point behind doing these subjects? Maths and English? Where will that get us in life? By the time lunched rolled around, I began to miss Sasori. I hoped he was alright and that nothing was seriously wrong with him. Maybe I should go over and see him this evening. That wouldn't hurt, right? Besides, I am his boyfriend.

As I made my way to the cafeteria, I began to think about my Sasori. Maybe I should ask him out. Nah… I want him to ask me out again. It was sooooo sweet how he did it last time. But because he asked last time maybe I should ask this time. He'd really appreciate it. Ohh… I should get him flowers. Pretty pretty flowers. With all sorts of colours. Yes! With roses and lilies! ….. WHAT THE HELL!? I'm beginning to sound like a girl. Even worse... a disgusting lovesick schoolgirl… NO! I am a man! Men don't think about flowers. What the hell…. But seriously, I am going to ask him out. But where? Damn it. Another question.

"Watch where you're going!" someone yelled. I looked up to face the gorgeous and alluring Uchiha Itachi, who was giving me the famous and feared Uchiha death glare. He kind of looked hot. My beloved ramen spilled all over his shirt. Now, what was I going to eat for lunch? This was my absolute favourite meal, and now it was gone. I didn't even get to taste it.

"I am so sorry, for the both of us," I murmured. I watched his chest, as his soaked shirt clutched tightly to his chest, exposing his six pack abs. My jaw dropped. Was it even legal for someone to be that sexy? That attractive? No way! It had to be a sin! Itachi smirked at me but I just looked away. I have a boyfriend. Yes, there are and will be lots of men sexier than Sasori. But so what?! Sasori is great and I just have to control my desire. "I'm sorry," I repeated, and walked away.

I scanned the cafeteria, and spotted Hidan with Kakuzu. I walked over to the table and sat down.

"What was that all about?" Kakuzu asked.

"I just accidentally spilled my treasured ramen on him… Uchiha Itachi. Such a shame. I spent good time this morn-," Hidan cut me off.

"The Uchiha Itachi?" he asked.

"No! The other one from out of space. Of course The Uchiha Itachi," I sarcastically responded.

"Well duh, I just wanted to know….hmph!...and he didn't pulverize you? Isn't that a bit odd?" Hidan asked. Well. He did have a point. Also he actually showed up to school.

"Well I for one am happy he didn't do that. I would have been dead! Although, I wouldn't have been hungry. Oh Jashin! I am starving!"

"Here," Hidan said, giving me half of his sandwich, smirking. I reluctantly took it. As soon as I bit into the sandwich, I spat it out. What the hell was that? I made all sorts of 'ewww' sounds and even wiped my tongue.

"what the hell was that?!" I asked, well more like yelled.

"Why tuna sandwich, my dear Dei-chan." Hidan said, with an obviously fake and terrible British accent. We both began to laugh uncontrollably at Hidan's failed attempt to speak with a British accent. Even Kakuzu joined in.

Eventually, lunch came to an end. I headed to my favourite and cherished class – art! But this time, unfortunately, it was very boring. I hate when we have to listen to lectures and take notes. That is not art. I mean, where is the fun? But thankfully, art was over and I headed to my other class. Spanish. I sighed…

I watched as the clock ticked. Just a few more minutes and I could finally go over to Sasori's. I decided on our next date. We would simply go for ice cream. His favourite dessert. I didn't want anything big, like those fancy dinners. Of course, if Sasori wanted it, I would not mind.

Delightedly, Spanish had finished and I literally ran out of class and headed straight to my locker. Unfortunately, the world decided for me to see the Uchiha once more. As I made my way through the busy halls, I accidentally stepped on the Uchiha's shoe, and once again, received that death threatening glare. Big whoops. I'm still alive. I do not understand how people could fear the Uchiha's death glare. It does absolutely nothing. You are perfectly fine, as before the glare.

I loathed the famous Uchiha Itachi with a passion. I am glad that he suffered and hopefully still is suffering. He is all alone. Has no one. His parents…gone. His brother…gone. His clan…gone. He is miserable and lonely, like how I was. He now feels my pain and understands what I went through.