I do not own Bleach.
Chappy, the Muffin Man, and Master Ostrich were in a bar, drinking the drink of kings: Milk.
"Ah, delicious milk!" Chappy boomed as he downed his glass.
"BRILLIANT!" The Muffin Man boomed. "I love drinking healthy, nutritious milk! What could possibly go wrong on this fine day!"
"Damn right." Master Ostrich snorted.
Suddenly, Moka Akashiya burst into the bar, all naked and glowing pink and white. She let out a feral roar and lunged at Master Ostrich. "GIVE ME THE WEED, AND I WILL SPARE YOUR LIVES!" Her eyes shone a bright red color.
"Holy shit!" Master Ostrich raised his foot and smacked the vampire esper bitch into a table. Then he jumped into the air and goomba stomped her. "Take that, bitch!" He shouted out triumphantly. But it was short-lived, however.
Moka shrieked as she fired off a Fira spell at the Ostrich, sending him flying into a table. Muffin Man and Chappy lunged into the fight to help, but Moka made quick work of them with a Thundaga and Blizzaga, respectively, and went Super Vampire Saiyan Esper on Master Ostrich's ass.
Toushirou then appeared and saw that Master Ostrich was being owned by Moka. "Holy fuck," He whispered as he slowly backed away from the scene. He did NOT want to get involved into this mess.
Master Ostrich then growled and used his most powerful kick to send Moka to the heavens. "SUPER MEGA DOOM KICK!" He slammed his foot into Moka's abdomen.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Moka screamed as she was jettisoned to space, becoming a bright star in the sky.
With that, Master Ostrch noticed Toushirou and went over to him and grabbed him, taking him back to his crib. "We gotta talk."
TBC.