Kat: Loving this! - watching Inuyasha and Kouga drooling-

Inuyasha: WOW! How did you do this?

Kat: Oh I'm part Miko. Well like one-third. I read how to do it on the internet.

Kouga: Can I date her yet?

Inuyasha: NO YOU CAN NOT BECAUSE I AM!

Kagome: -sigh- how long is this?

Kat: For a while... Also I'm thinking of changing my name again to Sakura Tashio

Inuyasha: That's my last name!

Sakura: I know that means I'm coming into the story soon! YAY!

Kags: This is going to be a Long chapter

Sakura: Also Kagome is going to lose her temper A LOAD of times today!

Inuyasha: Oh shit...

Sakura: 3...2...1 NOW!

Everyone: Read and Review!

Chapter 2

Kikyou (hopefully) dies

The arrow flew straight towards Kagome's heart

Kagome caught the arrow with one hand and crushed it easily. "you little bitch." Kagome whispered as she sent a glare at Kikyou that was so cold that even Sesshomaru shivered slightly.

"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING YOU? WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? YOU JUST TRIED TO FUCKING PURFIY ME EVEN THOUGH I'M A MIKO TOO! ARE YOU ACUTALLY TRYING TO KILL ME? YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!" All hell seem to of broken loose.

Kagome attacked Kikyou with her deadly claws. "CRESCENT BLADES!" Huge blue blades flew towards Kikyou. She dodged all but one. It hit her in her right shoulder deeply. Kikyou cried out in pain as the wound bled.

"KAGOME HIRGURASHI! STOP AT THIS VERY MOMENT!" Kagome paled. Her eyes widened and she fell on to the floor. "Oh Kami Please no! not her!" Kagome whined.

A beautiful female inu Youkai walked in wearing a dark red and blue kimono. She had long brown hair and black eyes.

"Who's that Sango?" Inuyasha whispered. "My name is Kimiko. I am Kagome's mother. And you are?" The woman said.

"I'm Inuyasha Tashio, That's my half-brother Sesshomaru Tashio and the monk over there is Miroku Houshi." Inuyasha bowed as well as the other too.

"Nice to meet you. Nice to see you Rin and Sango again. Kagome come here now. How dare you try to kill someone AGAIN!" Kimiko said with a slight coldness

"Mom please no! I have to show the new kids around. Can I do it after school?" "Fine. But when you get home those beads are going on your neck. Good bye." Kimiko sighed as she left.

"Well that went well. So Kagome you never told us what the beads are!" Sango said tackling Kagome to the ground. "Get off me! I don't want to talk about it!" Kagome said as she pushed Sango off her. "Pwease Kaggy?" Rin said doing her best puppy expression. "No." Kagome said sternly.

"Inuyasha try it please!" Sango yelled. "Fine.." he groaned as he got on his knees and put hands up like paws and pulled his ears back. He gave her anime eyes and a pouty lip. "Pwease willth you tell us?" Inuyasha whined. Kagome twitched a little but put up her straight and stubborn face.

" No Inuyasha" "Pwease?" Inuyasha said getting closer to her giving her bigger anime eyes. Kagome's tail swished back and forth nervously. "N-no I-Inuyasha." Kagome said backing up. "PPPPwwweeeeaaaasssseeee?" Inuyasha whined with tears in his eyes.

Kagome's eyebrow twitched in anger. She raised her fist and was about to bring it down on poor Inuyasha's head but she stopped herself and shakily patted his head. She ever so slowly put her hand and brought out a bone. "Inuyasha! Fetch boy!" Kagome said as she reared her arm back and flew it across the room on top of Kikyou's unconious body.

Inuyasha twitched and raced after the bone and scratched all over Kikyou's face in the process. Everyone sweat dropped. They looked back at Kagome. She was gone! " I'M GOING TO KILL HER!" Inuyasha yelled as he sniffed her out.

~Sakura Tashio ^_-~ Later

"Where the fuck is she?" Inuyasha yelled stomping his ways through the halls. He spotted a strand of black hair around the corner. "Aha!" Inuyasha said as he grabbed the hair. "OW! Inuyasha?" Kagome said innocently. "Little bitch..." Inuyasha growled. "Oh fuck... I know!" Kagome put her hands together. "TRANSFORM!" Nothing happen. "I really got to practice! AHHHHHHHHH!"

Kagome ran down the hall to her next class. 'Please Sango help me damn it! Rin same goes for you too! WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY ANYWAY?' Kagome screamed in her mind.

"KAGOME!" Inuyasha yelled as he jumped out of nowhere and grabbed her by her waist. "Finally I caught you!" "Inuyasha Tashio Let me go! You're hurting my tail!" Kagome's tail punched Inuyasha in face serveral times . "Don't make me use my secret weapon on you!"

"That's a load of bullshit. Now let's go see Sango, Rin, Sesshomaru, and Miroku so you can tell us what the beads are!" Inuyasha smirked as he carried her down the hall.

"Fine you asked for it! THE FIRST PERSON TO FREE ME FROM HIM GETS TO GO ON A DATE WITH ME!" Kagome yelled

Suddenly tons of males stood in front of Inuyasha. Kouga appeared in front of him. "Let her go Inuyasha!"

"No way bitch she has tons of explaining to do! Besides why should I let you boss me around wolf?" Inuyasha snapped.

One guy dove at Inuyasha legs and bit him. "Ouch!" Inuyasha yelled. Then all the men jumped onto Inuyasha pinning him to the ground.

As Inuyasha fought, Kagome crawled out from under the men and ran towards the girl's bathroom.

"Why hello there little bitch." a sluttly voice sneered. (A/N: I give you 5 guesses) "What do you want Kikyou?" Kagome sighed.

"Oh I'm just wondering why you are here and not in a garbage can. You look like you just got ran over by a train." Kikyou sneered.

"Well if you don't want to end up bleeding and K. on the floor again I would shut that trap before more toads fall out, slut." Kagome snapped as she walked into the bathroom followed by Kikyou and her friends.

"Just fucking great! Now my ears are bleeding! Damn it Inuyasha!" Kagome snapped to no one in particular. She took some towels and dabbed it with water and rubbed off the blood.

"Why are you blaming that hunk? He didn't do anything!" Kikyou snapped as she put more makeup on. ( A/N: She wears a lot of makeup because she had zits! LoL! XD)

"Shut it bitch. I already had a bad day! Great just great! My poor ears! Argh! I'll kill him!" Kagome groaned as she noticed her ears continuing to bleed.

"Don't tell me what to do whore!" Kikyou snapped as her friends giggled.

"Look who's talking! You nearly fucked every guy in school! And Kanna and Kagura shut those dirty traps off yours! No one wants to hear your damn voices!" Kagoome snapped with venmon dripping from her voice.

"That's a load of bullshit!" Kikyou snapped resisting an urge to slap Kagome.

"Shut it! I'm trying to get my ears to heal!" Kagome got another towel and dabbed it with her tongue and wipped it all over her ears.

"Eww! Why are you doing that? You sicko!" Kikyou yelled as her friends help brush her hair. ( A/N: Little servants!)

"Argh! I'm already in a pissy so shut the fuck up! Inu Saliva heals wounds without scarring!" Kagome sneered.

' Kami Please help me! I'm already in a bad mood because of my mom and Inuyasha! I don't want to get expelled because I killed this bitch!' Kagome thought.

"That is sick and wrong!" Kikyou said. "Well so is your face!" (Pawned!) "Stupid bitch!" "Ugly slut!" "Dog!" "I'm an Inu!" "What's the difference?" "Inuyasha is one too!" "So he's better than you!" "Whore!" "Half- breed!" "Fucking Jackass!"

Kagome pounced and clawed Kikyou face making sure it was bleeding heavily. Then she stood and washed the blood off her claws. "Ahhh! My Face! My beautiful face!"

"That's a load of Bullshit!" "So is your mom!" "My mom works here! Your mom is still unemployed!" "At least I'm Full human!" "At least I can live longer!" "At least I'm acutally full of something!" "Yeah! full of cat shit!"

"So is your dad!" "Bitch do not bring up my dad when your dad is cheating on your mom every fucking night!"

"Well your mom is cheating on your dad with my dad!"

"Is not! At least I don't cheat on my boyfriends!"

"You don't have a boyfriend!"

"Well excuse me for being picky with boys!"

"Shut your trap!" "Shut your ass! Oh wait you can't because its on your face!" "That doesn't make sense!" "Your face doesn't make sense!"

knock knock! "Kagome are you in there? Its Inuyasha! And um school is over" Inuyasha said through the door. " Well your voice doesn't make sense!" Kikyou yelled. "Well your mom doesn't make sense!" "BURN!" Inuyasha yelled

Kagome slammed the door opened. "What do you want?" She screamed. "Um Kagome I think you just broke my nose!" Inuyasha said behind the door that was planted against the wall . She moved the door from the wall ( which had cracks) slowly.

"Um and I think your arm isn't suppose to bend that way..."Kagome voiced trailed off. "Ew. That's gross." Kagome said as she moved the door off Inuyasha.

"What's gross you ha-?" Kikyou was cut off with a door in her face.

"OMG! Inuyasha I'm so so sorry! I was just mad at Kikyou and I overreacted and and! Oh Kami what have I done!" Kagome yelled bursting into tears. "Ahh Kags calm down! It'll heal tomorrow!" Inuyasha said with a pain smile as he slide down off the wall.

"Here don't yell I have to set it properly. Swear you won't yell?" Kagome said holding is arm gently. "Um okay." Crack Crack Crrraaaccckkk! "HOLY FUCKING CAT SHIT THAT HURTS!" Inuyasha yelled as he pulled his now set arm away from Kagome.

"Well I told you it would!" Kagome sighed as she helped Inuyasha up. "Will you forgive me Inuyasha? Please? I'm so freaking sorry! I was just so pissed at Kikyou and her whores and I was in the middle of a agruement that was really bad and I just thought that it wouldn't hurt you that badly! OMK please forgive me!" Kagome yelled as she hugged Inuyasha

"Shh its okay Kagome I'm fine! I'm half demon just like you! I forgive you."

"Oh Inu! What are you doing with that thing?" Kikyou said as she walked out of the bathroom. Her face was covered in claw marks and her shoulder was bandaged.

"Oh shit what is that shit?" Inuyasha said as he backed away from Kikyou.

"Oh Inu-Baby! Let me get that cat shit away from you" Kikyou said yanking Kagome off Inuyasha and going in her place.

Inuyasha backed away from Kikyou. "Go back into the bathroom and let you friends fuck you!" Kagome yelled. Kikyou slapped her hard enough for her to land on her butt

"I've been wanting to do that all day!" Kikyou yelled. Kagome held her cheek. There was a handprint on it.

"And don't you call me a piece of shit!" Kikyou said as she slapped Inuyasha too.

"What the fuck was that for?" Inuyasha yelled.

"Bitch!" Kagome said slapping her down the hallway. "Do you whores want a piece of me?" she said towards Kanna and Kagura.

They shook their heads and hurried down the hall towards Kikyou. "Damn sluts..." Kagome walked over to Inuyasha and put a hand on his cheek.

"You okay Inuyasha?" "Fuck yeah it was just a slap." Inuyasha smirked

"Let's get out of hell and this shit hole. It smells like slut and whore." Kagome said as she held Inuyasha's hand and lead him outside to the parking lot.

"Hey guys!" Kagome squealed as she dragged Inuyasha over to a tree where the gang was hang around at.

"There you two are! We thought Kagome turned into full demon and killed Inuyasha then herself!" Sango said releavlied.

"Did you really think that? Haha that only happeneds when someone insults me with half breed jokes." Kagome said laughing but everyone felt her aura was very dark when she said that. It was like a warning not to do so.

"Hehehe. Somewhat but might I say you look very pretty this afternoon Lady Kagome." Miroku smiled a perverted smile. Kagome looked over her outfit. Nothing was torn or showing anything.

"Um thanks?" Kagome quirked an eyebrow. "Oh guys don't forget that we have to wear uniforms for the rest of the year expect on Fridays when we can wear anything we want."

"okay. Can we get out of this shithole before the slut and whores come back?" Kagome sighed. 'I really need a nice hot bath after this. I so stressed! This year is going to be a closest thing to hell with these guys around and Kikyou trying to kill me. What the hell am I going to do? Augh and I think my . is coming. Fuck this school. Fuck this whole fucking class besides my friends.'

Kagome rubbed her temples gently as she walk towards Sango's car.

"Um guys can you drop us off? I uh kinda smashed the car." Inuyasha said rubbing the back of his head.

"Smashed? That's a load of bullshit. You fucking destroyed it! Last time I checked it was on fire!" Sesshomaru yelled.

"Sure but there isn't enough room so hears the sitting arrangements. I'm driving. Miroku will be in the passenger side so he won't grope my friends. Rin , Sesshomaru, and Inuyasha can sit in any arrangement they want. And Kagome you get to chose who's lap you sit on." Sango said as she opened the door to her red Cadillac.

"Damn it I guess I'll sit on Inuyasha's lap." Kagome shrugged "And Rin don't give me that look. You are the youngest and shortest and since I'm half demon I could break your legs" Kagome sighed.

"Hey Sango?" Inuyasha asked. "Yeah?" "Can we got Mama Mia's Ramen Palace?" Inuyasha said hopefully. Sesshomaru face planted into his hands, Miroku just sighed and slapped his forehead and shook his head.

"Um sure I guess?" Sango said uncertainly as she started up the car.

"YES!" Inuyasha yelled. "Shut your mouth!" Sesshomaru and Kagome said covering their ears.

"Whatever!" Inuyasha said smirking as he put his hands behind his head. Rin noticed that Inuyasha was staring at Kagome's back strangely.

Rin reached for her purse while purposely elbowing him in the rib. "Ow what was that for?" "Sorry I didn't mean to..." Rin said quietly as she looked at him with big brown eyes. "Uh its okay I guess."

"Oh fucking shit!" Sango said as she suvered on the road as a car past by at full speed. The car slowed to be side by side. Kikyou came out of the sun roof only wearing a bra. She held up a sign saying 'I love You Inuyasha!' "When will that bitch give up?" Kagome said

"Hand me some paper." Kagome handed him a poster out of her bag and a red marker. He wrote on it and put Kagome in his seat. He went out the sunroof and flipped the finger to Kikyou. 'Rot in hell Biatch!' it said. Kagome pulled him back on the seat and stole the sign. She wrote on it and went out the window. 'Go fuck yourself whore!' Kagome's sign said. She sat back down on Inuyasha's lap and sighed. "I'm so fucking tired of her!" She sighed. "Augh! Now a headache!" She held her head. Inuyasha rubbed her back in circles gently.

"Inuyasha Tashio if you go any lower than her back, I will personally beat the abousolute inu shit out of you until your blood is bleeding, Got it?" Sango said as she eyed her mirror. "I'm not a lechours monk like Miroku here!" "Why I'm not perverted! My hand is cursed!" Miroku said holding up his hand. "Cursed my ass!" Rin snapped suddenly.

(Akward Silence)

"Since when did you start cussing?" Kagome asked as she stared at the short girl next to her. "I have a very colorful Vocabarly. I could chew you out easily." Rin said quietly. "How and when?" " Um for a while. I've been praticing when some guys tried to mug me." "When?"

FlashBack

"Hey pretty lady do you want a good time?" some guys came up and grabbed Rin's arms. "Huh? Do you gentlemen need something?" "Yeah we need you!" They pinned to the brick wall. "Please unhand me gentlemen." Rin said as she squirmed. "Shut it bitch!" "Leave me alone you fucking pieces of shits!" Rin yelled. "Since when did a pretty girl like you cuss?"

"Unhand me right now you fucking jackasses before I fucking kill you!" "That's big talk for a little girl!" They smirked at her. "Get your shitty hands off me before I fucking hurt you so much you'll wish you were dead! You bunch of Jackasses I'll make sure you won't see the light ever again asswipe! Now let me go assholes! Go and fuck up some other bitch you bastards!" "Woah take it easy girly we just want a good fuck." "Well then fuck the each others you all have asses so fuck each other I on the other hand is different then most girls. You guys better give each other a blowjob then me or else you guys will be forced to drink each others cum!" Rin yelled

"Okay take it easy! We'll let you go! We're leaving!" The guys said letting her go running away. "Yeah you better watch out! Santa isn't comeing to town Rin is!" Rin yelled as she ran towards her house away from the spot.

End of Flashback

"Oh shit... That's scary." Inuyasha said. "Yeah it is." Miroku said. "Well we're here!" Sango yelled. "Finally! RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN RAMEN GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FUCKING WAY!" Inuyasha jumping out of car sitting Kagome on the seat. "Let me guess he loves Ramen?" Kagome asked

"Yes. but whatever he orders he's paying!" Sesshomaru said as he and the other got out of the car towards the front door. "Well I think we're screw this year." Kagome said. "Why?" Sango asked. "Just a feeling." she said a they walked in seeing Inuyasha yelling at Waitress to get him a table ASAP. "My living hell is never going to end is it?" Kagome asked. "Probaly not. No." RIn answered

At this point My life is offically way past fucked up. Kagome thought as she tackled Inuyasha

Author's note: -faceplant- Argh! this sucks ass doesn't it? Augh! Well if you have any ideas please review. This story is painful to type. No wonder I'm failing math! I'm so sorry if you don't Get another chapter for a while! Okay Please Review! No flames! Tell everyone this story! And all that crap! See Ya Later Alligator!