Sakura: -looking through notebooks not noticing Inuyasha screaming and Kagome laughing and Miroku on fire.- I know I wrote down the next chapter! Where it is? AHHHHH!

Inuyasha: Where's the fire excutinger?

Sakura: Next to the back door to your left under the key drawer. Where is that notebook?

Kagome: Where's the phone?

Sakura: In the den under the big map of the Untied States in its reciever under a lamp on a wooden table next to the fish tank. Where did I put it? Did I leave it at school?

Miroku: I'M ON FIRE! AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Sakura: Go into the bathroom upstairs 3 doors on the right next to the glass dresser next to my parents room don't go in and don't track ashes in the house. Have you seen my notebook?

Shippo: Hey Sakura I found this notebook under the couch next to the TV.

Sakura: AHHHHHHHH! -tackles Shippo- Thank you! -takes notebook-

kikyou: Sakura where is the Viagra?

Sakura: kikyou... I'm only 13. Why would I have Viagra at my house?

kikyou: We don't know that you're parents have it?

Sakura: -faceplants- Why would my parents have it? I sleep in the next room! I would hear them! They know I have highly trained ears so why would they use it?

kikyou: your brother might!

Sakura: My brother doesn't live here! Neither do my sisters!

kikyou: do you have any or not?

Sak: no I don't. Why do you need it anyway?

kik: for inu

Sak: you skanky slutty whore!

kik: oh thank you!

Sak: I give up. -kicks Kikyou and rest of gang out- go into the den and watch TV or play on the god damn Wii just leave me the fuck alone so I can finish this thing!

Kag: 0_0'

Sak: Why did I sign that contract for me to take care of them? oh right 3...2...1! NOW!

Everyone: READ AND REVIEW!

"Hmmm." Inuyasha hummed as he walked through the store to get Kagome a new phone. 'What should I get?' He thought.

"Need some help sir?" a male employ asked Inuyasha.

"I guess I could use some help. I broke my friends phone and now I'm shopping to get her a new one. I want to get her a phone that is strong, not easily broken by demon or/and demons, waterproof, has unlimating texting and is has to be able to get signals anywhere and you watch videos anywhere anytime on demand." Inuyasha said.

"Ohh. That's a lot of things for a phone. Hmmm." he hummed looking through a price booklet. "Oh we do have one cell phone that's invincible and has all of the features you listed and more. Its called the iPhone 1000. People don't know its exists but it does. And we happened to have only one of it. But its very expensive. You sure you want it?"

Inuyasha nodded taking out his wallet and credit card. He had plenty of money for this. In fact he would buy all the iPhone 1- 1000 and still have enough.

The man took Inuyasha to the back room and they went through a metal door. There was a cylinder standing in the middle of the room. It had a password generator next to it. The worker typed in the code and the cylinder opened slowly.

There sat the iPhone 1000. It was very thin and small but padded slightly. It was firm to the touch and it is said that you could run over it with a monster truck it still would break. It had a tracking device to find anyone or anything. It had tons of things on it that a phone could never live up too.

"How much?" Inuyasha said in awe.

"$10000000.99, please." he said holding his hand out. Inuyasha gave him his credit card. The worker gasped at the name on it.

"If you don't speak then I won't hurt you human." Inuyasha said picking the phone up and putting it in a nice white box. He tied a dark blue ribbon it and curled it up. The worker gave him back in credit card and Inuyasha left the store humming softly to himself with the Phone in a white box in his pocket.

"Inu-kun!" a voice yelled. Someone tackled Inuyasha to the ground and squealed loudly.

"Nice to see you too Sakura! Now get off!" Inuyasha heaved.

"Fine! Where have you been? Mom has been worried sick!" Sakura yelled helping her brother up.

"Tell her I'm fine I just need to buy something."

"Also dad said come home right now because he got a bill for $10000000.99 on a iPhone 1000."

"Well, tell him that I bought it for a friend because I broke her phone. Bye sis!" Inuyasha said running towards Kagome's mansion.

Inuyasha knocked on the door. Souta opened. "Sup Inuyasha! Whatcha need?"

"I need to give Kagz something. Is she here?" Souta nodded .

"Follow me but be quiet!" he whispered motioning Inuyasha inside. Souta led Inuyasha to the large TV room with tons of other stuff but a giant flat screen HD TV was sitting on the wall. There were three couches like this I_I towards the TV.

Kagome was fast asleep in the middle couch. She was smiling in her sleep. She looked very beautiful and peaceful.

"On my signal we both scream as loud as possible ok?" Souta whispered very very quietly. Inuyasha smirked evilly and nodded.

Souta rose his hand up. He waited and brought back down. He and Inuyasha screamed their lungs out into Kagome's furry ears.

She screamed like a banshee, jumped 30 feet in the air, hit her head on the ceiling, and held onto the chandleir. " HOLY FUCKING KITTY SHIT!" Kagome screamed.

"BWAHAHAHAHAHA!" Inuyasha and Souta burst out laughing and pointed Kagome who was hanging onto the large lamp for dear life. She muttered curses at them.

"IS IT A RAPIST?" Mrs. Hirugashi came running in with a table.

"No mom. Souta and Inuyasha decided to be mean and scream when I was sleeping!" Kagome said.

"Um Kagome where are you?" Her mom asked.

"Up here!" Kagome said waving at her mom. Her mom started to giggle then began to laugh. "MOM this isn't funny help me down!" Kagome yelled.

"Jump down Kagz I'll catch you!" Inuyasha said.

"WHAT?" Kagome yelled.

"I said-" "I know what you said but I am not jumping down!" Kagome yelled. "Fine then stay up there!"

"Oh alright. Here I come!" Kagome screamed as she jumped. She waited for the hard wooden floor. But it never came. Instead she landed in strong powerful arms. "Told you I would catch you!" Inuyasha laughed.

"Souta. I bought you a Nintendo DS!" Kimkio said handing her son the game. "Thanks mom!" He yelled running up stairs. Kimkio followed. "Oh and Kagome! Don't forget ! You're underage to have kids but I do want grandkids soon!"

"MOM!" Kagome yelled getting red in the face from pure anger and embrassment. Inuyasha was also red in the face.

"Good night dear! And I forgot to tell you! You're room is sound proof in demon and human ways." Her mother chuckled running up the stairs.

"SINCE WHEN?" Kagome bellowed. "Your father and I did it while you were gone dear!"

"MOMOMOMOMOMOM! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" Kagome screeched trying to break from Inuyasha's grip, but failed miseraibly. "Damn you Inuyasha." Kagome cursed under her breath.

"Is that how you speak to a friend who bought you a phone for $10000000.99?" Inuyasha snickered.

"Wait what? I said I wanted a phone not a another freaking mansion!" Kagome said .

"Well here is your phone." Inuyasha said pulling out the white box. Kagome gently grabbed it and looked over it. She pulled the dark blue ribbon and opened the box and gasped. "You got me the iPhone 1000? But these are really expensive! Why did you spend that much on me?" Kagome said as tears form in her eyes.

"Kagome! Calm down! I'm still rich! My house cost more than this!" Inuyasha wiping the unshed tears away from her eyes.

"Yeah but I asked for a new phone! I didn't ask for a freaking mini TV!" Kagome said "I don't want you to spend so much money on me!"

"Kagome! Calm yourself! I broke your phone so I had to pay the 'price' for it!" he smiled at her gently.

"Well Thank you for it Inuyasha..."Kagome said trying to hide a blush coming onto her cheeks.

"Hey Kagz? What color are your eyes? Hazel or brown?" Inuyasha asked

"I don't know they change." Kagome shrugged. Inuyasha smirked at her evilly.

"Inuyasha wipe that look off your face." Kagome said walking towards the TV and putting a CD in the Wii.

"Whatch doing?" Inuyasha said jumping on the couch.

"Oh? We're playing Dance Dance Revoulution for Youkai!" Kagome said squealing.

"Um okay?" Inuyasha said worridly.

Later after getting his ass handed to him in DDRFY!

"I hate DDRFY!" Inuyasha yelled as he lost to the 100th song. Kagome won 95. Inuyasha won 5.

"." Kagome giggled.

"Can I chose a game?" Inuyasha said excited for reasons unknown.

"Um sure?"

Inuyasha looked at all her wii games. One caught his eye. "You have Sims 3 for Youkai on the WII?"

Kagome nodded." Yeah they have this hemelet that you can go inside Sims 3. But its just like the Sims 3. Same needs same times and all that."

"Ohh! Can we play it? Please ?" Inuyasha said jumping up and down.

"Fine! Jeez... Here's the hemlets for you and me" Kagome said as she handed Inuyasha a werid looking helemt

"Yeah! This is going to be so cool! Wait! Can we make more people to annoy? And can we make our Sims look like us?" Inuyasha squealed like a little girl. (WTF -_-')

"WTF?" Kagome said. (That's what I said!) "Yeah but we can't control them if we're in the game. They do what they need to do. And yes we can make them look like us!"

"YAY!" Inuyasha said squealing. '.Fuck. Is wrong with him today? Is he high?' Kagome thought. She walked over to Inuyasha and felt his forehead. "Are you sick Inu? Or are you high? "

"Nah. I'm sugar high!" Inuyasha said switching the game on. He quickly put exactly what he looked like and where they lived. He then made more characters. He made, Sango, Miroku, Shippo ,Sesshomaru , Rin, Sakura and Kikyou?

"Why did you make Kikyou?" Kagome asked as she made her character.

"Because you'll see. Let's get it on baby!" He said snatching the helemt and putting it on. Kagome sighed and putted hers on. 'I'm going to regret this aren't I?' Kagome thought

"Woah! This is so cool!" Inuyasha said. "Hahaha look at Kikyou!" Inuyasha laughed as he saw her flirting with a guy next door.

"Why am I not surprised? Even her Sim is flirting a being a slut!" Kagome sighed. ( Okay instead of saying Miroku Sim and all that I'm going to say for Shippo: ShipS. For Sango: SS. Miroku: MS. Kikyou: KS. For Inuyasha in the game: IS. For Kagome in the game: KagS. Sesshomaru: SesshyS. Rin: RinS. For me: Just Me ) KS looked towards KagS and stomped over to her. She slapped her across the face.

"They must be able to understand English." Inuyasha said poking Sesshomaru.

"I can understand them as well! Awesome!" Kagome said slapping KS back.

"InuMiko and Miko fight!" IS yelled running over cheering on KagS.

After the small fight.

"In your face!" KagS yelled. KS stomped away. SesshyS was chasing IS around. MS was grouping SS and ShipS was talking To Me.

"Ohh! Inuyasha!" KagS called holding a bottle.

"Yeah?" IS called from the kitchen after SesshyS went into his room.

"What on earth are you doing?"

"Thinking of a plan to kill Kikyou!"

"How about we get Sesshomaru...and... Kikyou in bed together? Then we can take a picture and blackmail them with it on Sims!"

"Yeah! I think we're high!"

"YEP!"

"Where'd you get that bottle of beer?" IS said swaying

"I...Don't really know. I think someone left it on the table and I thought it was root beer. I've been drinking this for an hour!" KagS laughed

"NICE! Let's go get Kikyou and Sesshomaru in bed together! LOL!" IS said running off.

"Wait-wait for meh!"

Later after somehow getting Sesshomaru and Kikyou in a bedroom together.

"Oh Kami. I feel like I'm going to regret this later!" KagS.

"Knock Knock!" Someone said. Kagome took off her hemelet to see her mom standing there.

"Hiya Ma! LOL I see three of you! Hahaha! Damn beer! Arugh! Who left this fucking beer case on the fucking table where me and Inu could reach it? Now me and Inu are drunk! Lol Is that Souta next to you? SHIT! If it is I'm seeting a bad example aren't I? Oh I'm surry! Kami! I'm going to take a nap! " Kagome sighed laying down on the couch.

Kimiko shook her head. "Kagome. Your father the perv was hoping that if you two got drunk he would have grand kids!"

"Wait say what now? We not even dating! How could you think that we would sleep together? We friends damn it!" Kagome cried.

"Kaggie! Sesshy and Kinky-hoe are doing it! Where's the camera? We need black mail!" Inuyasha slurred still in the game.

"Coming!" Kagome said putting the helmet back on. "Wow. That's gross! How were you able to do that?"

"Eh I got them drunk! LOL!" IS said taking a picture.

"Okay that's it! Kagome and Inuyasha get out of the game right now!" Kimiko yelled.

"But ma-!"

"No buts!" Inuyasha took off his helmet as well as Kagome. "Oh Kami! You both are very smashed! Lie down on the couch and I'll get you guys some water!"

"So Inu. What do you want to do?" Kagome said groggily.

"I have no fucking idea. Hey is that Souta on the stairs?"

Kagome looked at the stairs and her eyes widened. "Oh SHIT! I'm setting a bad example for Souta!" Kagome got up slowly and walked towards Souta staring at them with wide eyes.

"Souta. Go up to your room. I don't want you to see me like this at all. Will you please do it for your big Onee-chan?" Kagome said ruffling his hair.

"Um okay. What's wrong Onee-chan?" Souta asked as his ears moved back and forth.

"I'm smashed. I didn't want to be but I am. Now go upsairs before I do something I might regert." Kagome said.

Souta went back up stairs and Kagome went back on to the couch.

"Note to self: NEVER DRINK AGAIN!" Kagome said holding her head. "Arugh! I'll be right back! I need to change into something more comfortable to lie down in." Kagome climbed the stairs slowly.

"Inuyasha where did Kagome go?" Kimkio asked walking in with clear glasses of water.

"Um huh? Oh she went upstairs to change into something more comfortable. I should be heading home. My dad needs to yell at me and I need to kick my brother's ass. Thanks for the water Mrs. Hirguashai. Tell Kagome I said Bye will you? By the way. I had a nice time here. I might come over another time as well. " Inuyasha said taking the water and walking towards the door.

"Okay dear. Run safely now! Also you're always welcome here! Goodbye Inuyasha!" Kimiko called after him.

"Wait-wait Inu's leaving? Wait!" Kagome said running down the stairs. She pounced onto Inuyasha and landed in his arms.

Kagome was wearing a sleeveless white shirt that said "Aren't I so cute? You know I am!" in red. She was also wearing some blue jeans and red flip flops. Her long hair was down and on her back. She smiled at Inuyasha.

"Bye Inu! Have a safe trip! *burp* okay lets make a agreement this never happened!" Kagome said hugging him.

"Bye Kagz. Yeah I agree to that!"

"Wait a minute!" Kimkio said quickly. "Inuyasha its dangerous to go tonight because its very late see?" She pointed to the clock.

"She's right! You're smashed like me too! Kinky-hoe could rape you and you couldn't do anything about it!" Kagome yelled getting of Inuyasha. "How about I'll go with you? I'm not as drunk but I can save you from her with my chain saw!" Kagome smiled bringing out her large chainsaw from under a table.

"Kagome put that thing away. Okay Kagome you can go with him. I can't come along because um I have to yell at your father for giving you guys beer. Bye!" Kimkio ran up the stairs.

"Let's head out Inu." Kagome said snatching his arm and hugging it.

"K kaggzy!" Inuyasha hugged her back. "LOL"

Half way to Inuyasha's mansion

" There you are Inu baby!" a voice yelled.

Inuyasha groaned. "I told you so!" Kagome said

"What are you doing here Kinky-hoe?" Inuyasha asked "LOL."

"LOL. That's what I said earlier back at my place! Let's go before I chop her head off with my claws!" Kagome giggle drunkenly.

"Are you two smashed?" Kikyou asked standing in front of them.

"He is. I'm somewhat. I'm taking him home and I going to meet his family! LOL look flying cats!" Kagome yelled happily jumping onto Inuyasha's shoulders.

"Awesome! LOL OMK! Look a giant flower near my house! Let's climb on it Kagome!" Inuyasha yelled ruuning off with Kagome on his shoulders.

"WTF?" Kikyou said running after them.

"OMK Kimky-hoe is chasing us! Plan A Inuyasha!" Kagome yelled.

"Got it! Hey Kinky-hoe!" Inuyasha yelled. "Fuck this!"

"Wha-?" Kikyou was caught off with a trash can in her face.

"Whoo! Look there's Lord Fluffy! Let's poke his fluff!" Kagome giggled.

"Oh there you are Inuyasha. Father wishes to speak with you...Why do have Kagome on your back?" Sesshomaru asked

"LOL look Kagz! There's cat shit in the sky! Let's see if we can get it so we can feed it to Sesshy!" Inuyasha yelled.

"NO! I want to climb the giant pig!" Kagome said jumping down.

"You two are smashed faced aren't you?" Sesshomaru asked doing a faceplant.

"Inuyasha! Look at my tail! Isn't it pretty? Sometimes I forget I have a tail! LOL!" Kagome said petting her tail gently.

"Father. Inuyasha and his friend Kagome are smashed! Sakura get your ass out here and help me!" Sesshomaru yelled.

"Inuyasha stop trying to poke my tail!" Kagome yelled. Inuyasha was chasing after her.

"Oh kami. This is going to end badly I know it."

"What's up bros? Kagz! What are you doing here? Oh Kami can I have a sleep over party daddy?" Sakura asked coming out with Inu No Tashio.

"Maybe sweet heart. Oh crap! Why is Inuyasha drunk and chasing that girl?" Sesshomaru shrugged.

"Oh I know!" Kagome said faceplanting Inuyasha. "My dad being the douche bag he is put beer on my table in the den while Inuyasha and I were playing Sims 3 for the Wii! And Inuyasha and I drank some and here we are! LOL Look a shitting star!" Kagome laughed

"Wow. They really are drunk." Sakura said.

"Who's the girl?"

"Kagome Hirgurashi of the Hirgurashi Company ,Father" Sesshmaru answered.

"Inuyasha! You told you're brother about me? You little bastard!" Kagome cried getting a tree and chasing Inuyasha with it.

"Ow! I'm sorry Kaggie!" Inuyasha said getting wacked with the tree.

" Do you have a chain saw?" Kagome asked.

"In the garage." Sesshomaru answered.

"Thank you Lord fluffy!" Kagome said running into the garage.

"She's going to kill your brother isn't she?" Inu No Tashio said. Sesshomaru nodded.

"I doubt it though. They seem to be perfect for each other. Both of them are a pain in the ass. Both of them are stubborn as a mule. Both of them are inu hanyous. And both them are very very strange." Sesshomaru said.

"I agree, brother." Sakura nodded.

"FOUND IT! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! DIE BIATCH!" Kagome yelled running towards Inuyasha

"But I'm not a female inu! You are !" inuyasha yelled running.

"DIRTY BASTARD!" Kagome screamed.

"I have my video camera. I'm going to record this for Japan's most funniest videos." Sakura said holding up a camera .

"Nice. We will win even more money with this gold." Sesshomaru said.

"I AM THE MOST VICOUSEST INU HANYOU IN THE WORLD! I WILL KILL YOU ALL WITH MY...CRESECENT BLADE!" Kagome screamed holding her hand. A black and blue blade appeared in her hand. It had a blood red rose at the end and as it traveled to the blade it had thorns and other roses. The blade was very long and black and red.

"Holy..shit" Sakura, Sesshomaru , Inu No Tashio, and Inuyasha said.

"Bring it!" Kagome yelled.

"Okay. How much did she drink?" Sakura asked.

"Much more than I did apparently!" Inuyasha exclaimed. "I think we should run away!" he said running away from Kagome. He fell on to the ground and curled up into a ball.

Sakura ran over and looked over on him. "He's fine. He's just out cold." she called.

"I WILL NEVER SLEEP! NEVER STOP TO EAT OR DRINK! I SHALL DESTORY ALL YOUKAI AND HUMANS AND CREATE AN ARMY OF HANYOUS TO RULE THE WORLD WITH ME ON TOP! but now I must restore my energy." Kagome said falling to ground next to Inuyasha. Her sword disappeared and her chainsaw fell down next to her.

" LOL. this is gold!" Sakura Laughed picking up Kagome. Sesshomaru picked up Inuyasha and the chain saw. 'Two drunken Hanyous. This is nothing but trouble. Its going to be a Llooonnnggg night!' Sesshomaru thought.

Author's note: If this sucks please tell me! I need to know! If you have any questions please tell me! I'll answer them in the next chappy! LOL the next one is going to be funny. I can't wait! Also Review! Tell your friends! Yours neighborhood homosexuals! Tell the weird hobo guy looking at you through the window. Oh just missed him! Well I guess this ends this chapter. Remember! Read all my stories and stay away from Pedo Bears! See ya later Alligator!