Sakura: I'm surrounded by idiots and idiotic inus. Please save me!

Kagome: I see a pretty butterfly on Inuyasha butt! YAY! XD

Inuyasha: There's a fat lady with a red wig around the house screaming get your butt over here sonny! -Singing-

Sesshomaru: Shut the fuck up Inuyasha!

Kagome: No one tells Inu to shut up...*hic* BUT ME! CRESCENT BLADE! AND MAW CHAIN SAW! -Chain saw and sword appear out of nowhere-

Sesshy: -Girlish scream- -runs away-

Kagome: Yeah you better run *hic* bitch!

Sakura: *sigh* Life of an author can get pretty crazy. ATTENTION ALL AUTHORS: Never ever! Make your main characters drunk or else they'll be a pain in the ass! I do not own Inuyasha but I am his sister!

"Can I climb the chocolate fountain of youth, fluffy panties?" Kagome giggled drunkly at Sesshomaru who sat her down on the couch next to Inuyasha.

"No you cannot you drunk bitch." Sesshomaru mumbled.

"WHAT DID YOU CALL ME YOU FLFTHLY VERMIN!" Kagome screamed, standing up, getting up all into Sesshomaru's face.

"No use denying it. After all you are a female inu." Sesshomaru said pushing her back on the couch.

"Well you don't have to say it like that you dirty piece of Neiko shit mixed with Inu!" Kagome screeched hurting everyone's ears including her own.

"What the fuck." Inuyasha said looking at Kagome.

"Right back at you yasha shit! *hic* Okay my dad has some serious problems! *hic* This is like the eighth time he's gotten me drunk. Then I always punish him with my fist!" Kagome snickered.

"OMG! There. Is. A. Giant. Flying. Pie! Catch it Kagome!" Inuyasha yelled jumping on the couch. Kagome tackled him and giggled.

"This is scary..." Sakura whispered to Sesshomaru and Inutashio. Inutashio nodded in agreement.

"Can I have some chocolate covered teacups? I heard they're really good!" Inuyasha said flinging Kagome up into the air. She giggled and grabbed the chandler. Sakura screamed.

"GET YOUR LITTLE SKINNY ASS BACK DOWN HERE, HIRUGASHI!" Sakura screamed. Kagome giggled again. She shook her head and started swinging.

"Wheee! This flying chair is very fast! This is fun!" Kagome laughed. Inutashio was prying Inuyasha off the TV at the moment.

"Kagome I found a leprechaun inside the TV!" Inuyasha yelled. Kagome squealed happily and stood up and jumped off the chandileir, head first into the TV.

"WHAT THE HELL?!" Sakura screamed. "My favorite TV!" She started crying softly. Inutashio and Sesshomaru sweat dropped. Sakura went into the corner, crying softly, whispering, and "Rest in peace TV."

"She has some problems" Sesshomaru said. He got slapped in the head with a vase by Sakura.

"I do not! Now leave me alone!" Sakura yelled.

"eeemmmmoooo!" Kagome laughed as she danced on the table, dodging a vase. Her tail suddenly perked up. "I have to pee!" she yelled. She left the room with Inuyasha close behind her.

"Um. That hallway doesn't have a bathroom. That only has closets and one bedroom. Sesshomaru's to be exact." Inutashio said.

"KAGOME!" Sesshomaru thundered running down the hallway.

He founded Kagome sprawled out on the floor, knocked out with a vase next to her.

"That's what you get for killing my TV, BITCH!" Sakura shouted from somewhere in the house. Sesshomaru glanced up and saw her on the ceiling.

"Why are you on the ceiling?" Sakura blinked then answered.

"Why are you on the ground?"

"Touché."

"You know this means I'm mightier then you."

"We'll talk about this later."

"Yeah we better, Lord fluffy Pants. Inuyasha is your room. I'll deal with Kagome." Sesshomaru stormed into his room to see Inuyasha clawing the walls and making an accurate picture of Sesshomaru losing his arm to Inuyasha in the 7th episode. It was also kind of creepy.

"What the hell are you doing?"

"Drawing a pony." Inuyasha answered happily. Suddenly a vase came out of nowhere and smacked him in the forehead. He stood up and glared at Sesshomaru.

"What the hell was that for?" He snarled, then tackling the older brother. Another vase came out of nowhere and this time it smashed against Inuyasha's head. Sesshomaru glanced up to see Sakura on the ceiling still with a large bag filled with vases. Finally Sakura lost her patience and began throwing them at Inuyasha nonstop.

"What the hell is your problem fluffy?! Why are you throwing freaking vases at your little brother?!" Inuyasha began to 'cry' and curl up into a small ball as he was pelted with vases. Sakura ceased her fire and watched.

Sesshomaru bended down and poked his ears. Inuyasha then pounced up and grabbed Sakura of the ceiling and pulling her off. Turns out the thing holding her to the ceiling was her claws and she was taking the boards with her.

"Bitch!"

"You wish!" Inuyasha said.

"I really, really do!" Sakura snapped back

"ACK! Damn it Kagome!" Sesshomaru yelled. Kagome had dumped a whole bucket of pink paint on his head.

It took every ounce of Sakura's self control not to laugh. Too bad it wasn't enough.

"PFT HAHAHAHAHAHA!" She yelled laughing.

"Grrrr..." Sesshomaru growled. Suddenly there was a scream.

"FOR KAMI'S SAKE I CAN'T EVEN LEAVE THE HOUSE WITH YOU BOYS BREAKING IT AND SAKURA BREAKING THE TV!"

"Mom's home!" Inuyasha said happily, jumping like a rabbit out the door with Kagome on his back. "Mommy's home! Mommy's home!" He said excitedly. Two minutes later there were two sounds of breaking glass and Sakura and Sesshomaru came in to find both Inuyasha and Kagome passed out with shards of two vases on and next to their faces.

"Why couldn't you do that?" Sesshomaru accused Sakura.

"Well excuse me Pinky, if I don't have the most god damn best aim in this world like Mom! I'm only one girl and it's takes a whole lot of bad assery to knock these two out!" Sakura argued. "And the way I remember it you weren't doing any better! Inuyasha pissed on your bed anyway!"

"You let him do that?! You selfish little twerp!"

"You're the one with pink hair here, not me!"

"Screw you, Shorty!"

"Well at least I don't hit ceiling fans when I'm at someone's home!"

"At least I can reach the top shelf!"

"Men like shorter women."

"Women like taller men!"

"They don't like a man who's tall as a fucking bill board!"

"That's only in my Yokai state you son of a bitch!"

"Well, I'm not a son of a bitch! I'm a daughter of a badass mother and you know it. She can whip your pansy ass into shape even better than I can!"

"Oh hell no! My mother was better before she showed up!"

"Oh please! Mom always told your mom off to the extreme and won every single time!"

"At least I'm not innocent!"

"Oh please, the virgins here are me, Kagome, Inuyasha and your left hand!"

"That's a lie and you know I get some!"

"Yeah, by that scrawny ass good for nothing Kagura! She has no ass, no boobs, and certainly not a taste in fashion!"

"Well at least I'm willing to tell Mom and Dad about who I'm dating!"

"Take that back you pink haired bitch! I'm not dating any one."

"Sure, and those hugs in the hallways with Yuki Hayashi mean nothing!"

"They do mean something because we're good friends! Friends hug, unlike you and your-"

"SHUT UP!" A female voice screamed. They're mom stood at the door with a vase and looking pissed. She had long black hair and brown eyes and was a few inches taller than Sakura. She was wearing a pink dress and a blue sweater with no shoes on.

"Listen to me both of you. Tell me what's going on, right now or I'm grounding you..." she glanced at Inutashio on the couch. "All of you."

"Inuyasha and Kagome got drunk because Kagome's dad got them drunk and they came over here and they pawned our asses so many times and Kagome has anger issues." Sakura said in one breath still pissed at Sesshomaru.

"I see." Izayoi said slowly. "Oh honey~!" she smiled at Inutashio who was cowering on the other side of the couch.

"Y-Yes dear?"

"Got get the ropes please, if you will." Izayoi smiled.

"Y-Yes dear!" Inutashio ran out of the room.

"Okay...so Sakura..." Izayoi walked over to her daughter and towered over her, making her daughter cringe with worry.

"Y-yes, mommy?" Sakura asked.

"I am a total badass, aren't I?" Izayoi suddenly laughed. Sakura smirked and gave her own special evil smirk at Sesshomaru.

"Yep!"

"So, who broke the TV?" Izayoi laughed still. Sakura scratched her head lightly, smiling.

"Um...Inuyasha told Kagome there was a leprechaun in it and she sort of dived head first into it."

"I see...eh, it's not the first time this happened. Sesshomaru!" Izayoi turned on the ball of her foot towards her step son.

"Yes?" Sesshomaru asked.

"Who dyed your hair pink, boy?" she questioned.

"Kagome put a bucket of paint over my head." Sesshomaru sighed.

"I see. By the way, I did whip your mother into shape."

"HA! TOLD YOU SO!"

"She was very rude but her and I managed everything a-okay!" Izayoi said giving a thumbs up and laughing.

"I have the ropes, dear." Inutashio said, coming in.

"Ah, thank you dear." she patted her husband's cheek, taking the ropes. "Good boy." she began tying the two knocked out duo, together very tightly together while Inutashio stood in between his son and daughter.

He leaned over to Sakura, whispering. "You get most of your skills from your mother."

"And Inuyasha got most of his skills from you, daddy?" Sakura whispered back.

"Unfortunately for him, yes." Inutashio said.

"All done!" Izayoi said. "Now, let's get this place cleaned up before they wake up and managed to get themselves untied."

"But...they're drunk and tied up. They won't be able to get untied." Sesshomaru pointed out.

"Sesshomaru, darling, if I know Inuyasha, he can get out of anything, even when drunk. NOW GET YOUR ASSES IN GEAR NOW!" Izayoi said, pointing to the mess."I WANT THIS HOUSE SPOTLESS, YOU HEAR, SPOTLESS!"

"YES, M'AM!" All three yelled, scrambling to get cleaning supplies.

"Ah..." Izayoi sighed, before turning to her son and his friend. "Awww...those two are together!" she noted.

"I love being a mom!" She laughed. "Ohohoho!"

AN: Quick update, guys. I had written most of this a while back and never finished it so I quickly finished it so here it is!

R&R!

See ya later Alligator!