Me: I'm SO sorry everyone. I was grounded for a whole week! But! Guess what? I'm still grounded! but my parents are out of town for the whole week! So they don't know that I'm typing! Haha Idiots! I don't own Inuyasha. Leave me alone butt holes!
Everyone: You little s** of a b**** m**** f***** a******!1
Me: Well you don't need to cuss! also I'm only 15! Get use to it!
Inuyasha and Kagome went to Kagome's house. " Kagome? Why we going to your house for Shippo's begging problem?" " Shut up! You baka !" (Baka means Idiot Duh!) Inuyasha stepped back a little when she said that. Wow she's mad now. I've seen her mad before but not like this! I like that in girl. Feisty but sweet. Inuyasha started to get a sly like expression at that thought. She is so cute when she's mad. Cool I made a new excuse for guys when their girlfriends are mad them!( F.Y.I Inuyasha has invented a new pick up line!) Kagome looked over at Inuyasha to see his expression. Then she looked down a little to see a well muscular chest, she started to blush and quickly looked away. He's so . . . so buff! She shooked her head. No no no no he's my friend nothing more than that! She looked again expect further down. Oh my god he has 6 pack! No wait 12. Oh I can't tell with his shirt on! Should I ask him? No way! I'll find out soon enough. Maybe I can start up a conversation with him! Yeah that should get my mind off it. She started to turn towards him but tripped. " Kagome ! Watch out!" Inuyasha yelled as he caught her in bridal style somehow. " Huh?" " Kagome are you okay?" Yeah thanks Inuyasha" Kagome said as she started blushing. " Inuyasha Is that Miroku looking out the window at your place? With binculars ? Oh my God I realized that I'm wearing a short skirt! Inuyasha remember when we were kids i would yell commands at you? Here's one. Sic' em!" Gladly!" Inuyasha put Kagome down And ran over to his house so fast that Kagome saw some flames after him. She heard cussing, punches, screaming, crying, kicks and also a girl like scream. Inuyasha came back with Miroku's staff." Can I bury this in your yard?" " Be my guest" Inuyasha started digging when they heard a girl scream not Miroku's , Not Sango's Not Rin's Not Seshomaru's. " That sounded like Kikyo! " Kikyo lives on this block?" Yep!" " We should check up on her!" Kagome climDed on to Inuyasha's back. He ran across several lawns until they reach Kikyo's house. They heard another scream "MOOORRRREEEE PPPPLLLEEAASSSE!" Kagome pounded hard on the door yelling " KIKYO ARE YOU OKAY? IT'S KAGOME AND INUYASHA!" They heard a loud thud and the sound of running feet. Kikyo dressed in silky night own that barely went over her thighs opened the door. Her face was dark red and sweaty. Inuyasha's nose twitched. She smells like she just had sex with that b****** Naraku . " Kikyo are you okay We heard you scream!" " Yes I'm loveling fine so don't worry. go home please" 'Kikyo who was at the door? Is it that retarded hanayo Inuyasha?" a voice called " Kikyo who just called me a retard and I'm going to kill him tomorrow and why are you in a night gown at 3pm and you smell like you were having sex or something" " Um it's a friend of mine and he just doesn't like you because he has a crush on me and you had me before so I'm telling him why and he came when I was going to a nap and that one question I will not answer." Kikyo said with a longing look on her face. All of a sudden they heard some foot steps and a man in a black robe started to walk down the stairs. Who is that? And why am I suddenly attracted to him? Kagome thought as the man came closer and saw Kagome and his eyes danced. Wow Who is that ? She will be my next girl after I'm done with Kikyo. Time to work my hyphotis spell once I cast it on her she'll beg me to go bed with her and I will make sure she'll leave that hanyo thing and stay with me. Hehehe. Naraku thought with a smile planted on his face. As soon as came to door he started to cast his spell . But before a second later Kagome was gone. " What the f-?" "Inuyasha!" "Shush my dear you do not need that thing to protect you!" Inuyasha looked around and saw a man holding his Kagome in bridal style on the roof. Wait my Kagome? ah f*** it " Get down here you mother f***** a*****!" "Inuyasha listen to me I'm on a roof and the man is holding me and could drop me and you think it's a good idea call the man names?" Kagome yelled at Inuyasha " Well well my dear you seem to be very smart but don't worry I won't drop you no matter what I promise." the wolf demon man said "Well that's good but could put me down on the ground because I'M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS!"Kagome screamed." Shush I am going to free you of that ugly thing so shush Goodbye Inuyasha! Oh by the way I am Kouga" he said and with that he was gone with Kagome. " Kagome! Bye Kikyo! I'll see you tomorrow and Naraku you are so dead tomorrow Bye!" Inuyasha said and left. " Bye Inuyasha! Now that they're gone let's finish shall we?" Kikyo said in a flirty voice. " We shall" Naraku picked up Kikyo and closed the door and went up stairs.
At Kouga's Place
"Inuyasha!" Kagome kept screaming" Shush My dear He can't hear you yet" Kouga said "Now shall we get started ?" " With what?" Kagome said in a shaky voice "To make you my wife of course" "WHAT? INUYASHA HELP ME YOU STUIPD DOG!" Kagome screamed as loud as she could. " Kagome? Will you shut up I'm right here!" Inuyasha said as he entered the room. "Thank God!" "Hehe Inuyasha I see you have a lot interest in this girl. Do you want to have her as much as me ?" " Huh? No no way! Kagome and I were friends when we were younger Get Out Of My Way!" Inuyasha yelled as he blushed. Kagome was blushing too. "Ah I see so you won't mind if I do this?" Kouga walked to Kagome and planted a kiss on her cheek. " Now you've done it Kouga Inuyasha won't let anyone touch me . The last person who did that well get the picture out of my pocket. " Kouga took a picture out and is eyes widen. " And that was just when he was 3 !" In the picture was a pile of ashes next to it was Inuyasha holding Kagome. Kagome looked scared in the picture and Inuyasha looked proud. " Oh my god. He did that?" Kouga asked " Yep!" Right then and there Kouga was thrown back with a black eye. " That is what you get for doing that to Kagome and stay away from her your weak as a human no offense Kagome" " None taken Come on Let's go I'm getting cold in here" Kagome climbed on to Inuyasha's back and they were off. By the time they got to Kagome's house the sun setting. " Well I see you later Kagome!" Inuyasha wait!" What?" Kagome leaned in on to Inuyasha face and kissed his cheek. "!" Inuyasha started to blush as madly as Kagome. " W-What was that for?" "For saving me! Oh hold I'll right back!" Kagome ran into her house and came back with a baby gate. "Put this in the door way that leads to the front door and bam! he can't go outside anymore. Bye Inuyasha!" Kagome planted another kiss on Inuyasha cheek expect it was on the other. " uh- Bye!" Kagome went into her house Oh my god she kissed she really kissed me! I can't wait to the guys to prove I can get a kiss from someone else! Inuyasha thought as he ran to his house holding his cheek.
Author's note: I Hoped you liked it Review please! See you later Alligator!