I chilled with Kingdom Hearts on a typical Saturday morning. Zidane watched from the couch. Yuffie came in with a typical shuriken on her shoulder.
How the hell do you carry that thing? I thought to myself.
The doorbell rang, and Vivi tripped over to get it.
"HI KAIRI!" I heard him yell.
I rushed over. And saw Riku.
"... And Riku," he added, leaving.
"What brings you here?" I asked, sideways glancing at Kairi.
"Just wanna hang out with my best friend," he said, forcing out best.
"... We're friends?"
Kairi giggled. Riku snorted angrily under his breath. Zidane stood with me, elbow on my shoulder with a half-eaten cookie in his hand. He pointed his tail at Riku.
"Dafuq's he doin' here?" he asked.
"Apparently we're friends," I replied, welcoming the pair in.
The two started making out right at the base of the stairs. I watched Zidane think of a way to get up the stairs and interrupt them at the same time. I wished for an accident of some sort break them apart. Zidane stepped back as far as possible, and charged.
"RAAAAAAAAAAH!" he yelled.
They broke apart just in time for him to tumble up the stairs. He groaned, yet he miraculously made it to the top. I facepalmed.
"Epic fail," I muttered.
"Not... completely... Mission accomplished... both... of them..." he huffed.
Selphie came into the room, and saw the results. Her jaw dropped.
"Roxas, wanna go to Walmart?" I called up.
"Fine!" he said, obviously annoyed.
A couple minutes later, Kairi was between me and my blond twin.
"Gonna buy a tux?" she asked.
"Why the hell would I- Holy f*ck."
I had totally forgotten about prom. My mom, Tifa Lockheart Strife, was making me go.
"You'll become a man and meet someone!" she had said.
We purchased the stupid tuxes, Roxas mumbling profanity the whole time.
Zidane began panicking when we got home.
"I totally forgot about prom! Aunt Tifa's gonna- Hey! Is that for me?"
"Uh huh," Kairi said, holding up a third tux. Zidane sighed in relief, and said, "Now, who will I ask to the dance?"
"How about that one chick? What was her name... Oh, Garnet?" Roxas said, totally teasing the genome.
"Th-that's not funny Roxas!" he said, turning a bright red color.
"Why not? You two are perfect for each other!" Kairi agreed.
Vivi came out of the kitchen, an obvious grin on his oscure face.
"You should, Zidane! You get to dance, and-"
"NO WAY IN HELL AM I DANCING WITH THE BABE!" he yelled.
"Aw, come on!"
"Please, Zidane?"
I got an idea. "Bet you five bucks you can't."
He sighed. "Fine. I'll get the stupid date..."
The small group cheered for me. I grinned, but one thing nagged at the back of my head. Kairi had Riku (the bastard), Roxas had Namine, and Vivi was too young.
Who was I going to ask?