Rottenwraith: Finally, it is done, my first REAL fic with a REAL plot, YES!

Asami: Took you long enough.

Korra: Too true

Rottenwraith: I know, I was originally just going to have a few chapters over a week or two but then the story just seemed to get away from me...

Asami: And it stretched out to almost four months.

Rottenwraith: Yeah, I know, I wrote it.

Asami: Yeah, why did that happen?

Rottenwraith: Long story.

Asami: You got hooked on tvtropes didn't you.

Rottenwraith: ...

Korra: I think a better question is what is this thing going on?

Rottenwraith: This is an omake, a small piece of bonus material that is used to expand upon a story or just a bit of comedy, pretty common in manga and anime .

Asami: So why are all aware of the story being a story?

Rottenwraith: Well I got the idea from watching Mai Otome and considering...

Arika: Hey guys! What's going on here?

Rottenwraith: Arika, glad you could make it, you're just in time for the burning.

Arika/Asami/Korra: The what?

Rottenwraith: We're burning Mako at the stake. It's all set up just over there.

Korra: How did I miss that?

Asami: Who's the girl tied up?

Arika: Is that Tomoe?!

Rottenwraith: Yep, considering what she tried to have done to you Arika, I felt she deserved this. Her Karma Houdini did not amuse me.

Arika: What did she try to have done to me?

Rottenwraith: Remember those guys in that alley that night, those were her goons; plus the whole 'coercing Shizuru into her personal sex slave' thing, though to be fair I'm not sure that's completely possible with someone like Shizuru.

Arika: She sent those guys after me? They were going to...So I wouldn't be able to... Light it.

Asami: Arika, are you sure you know what your-

Arika: LIGHT THE DAMN THING!

Korra: Bit out of character there.

Rottenwraith: Yeah, but let's face it, they both deserve this.

Asami: Pretty hard to argue with that.

Arika: *lights match* *steely stare at Tomoe* *lights pyre*

Rottenwraith: Now let us all bask in the warm glow of burning Jerkasses.

All: *Bask in the glow of burning Jerkasses*