CHAPTER 3 of "Smutty Shorts"

Title: "Chocolate Topping"

Author: Sashocirrione

Spoilers: Spoilers for up to nearly the end of the series.

Warnings: NO UNDERAGE READERS. Sexual activities.

Summary: Mello and Near compete in everything, including who is going to be on top.

Pairing: Mello with Near (seme/uke ordering is a surprise, so I'm not giving it away here)

Additional Notes: All canon events previous to the beginning of this fic have happened as normal.

Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note, and I do not make any money from these writings.

Near and Mello were going to have sex.

Yes, they were really going to have sex.

You see, when Mello came back to get that last photo of himself, the last one in existence, he couldn't help but realize how sexy Near had become.

And Near, in return, couldn't help but notice Mello's hot ass clad in tight leather and his really manly, yet girly, way of carrying himself. It confused Near and turned him on enormously at the same time.

Plus, the gun made Mello super-hot.

But when they'd retreated to a private room to work out their mutual tension, there was one thing they couldn't work out: who was going to be on top.

Mello attempted to win through a physical struggle, and he surely would have succeeded except that Near cheated by calling in his employees and getting them to pull Mello off of him.

Halle, Rester and Gevanni were very surprised when Near did not kick Mello out after that, but instead wanted to continue the attempt to have sex with him.

Since a physical struggle was no longer an option, Mello tried to win through his intellect, while Near tried the same thing in return. They each used all their wits to try to convince the other of the merits of being on the bottom, but the only result was a very long argument that made them both very, very horny.

Then Near called in his employees one more time to help him with his last strategy, the one that ended up being successful.

There was really only one thing left to do.

He bribed Mello with chocolate.

A/N (Author's Note):

Well, this is extremely short, so I guess you can see why it is here. If it isn't funny, well, then at least I didn't waste a lot of your time.

This is also a Death Note kink meme fill.