¡Hola!
Dear Princess Celestia,
Two ponies have gone missing. Princess Luna, and Lightning Dust I think her name was. Are you trolling again?
-Twilight Sparkle
"BWAHAHAHAHA! To the MOON!"
*on the moon*
"Great, another pony to the party."
"THE FUN HAS BEEN... What's that word that means times 3?"
*facehoof*