A/N: Ivan's first letter! From the state of Wisconsin! Thank you InsanityAintOptional for the letter.
Dear Mr. Russia,
Um.. Hello... My name is Wisconsin, I'm one of America's states. Normally Dad's always telling us to stay away and not speak to you, but I'm really mad at him, and... You seem a lot nicer than he portrays you.
I'm sorry to hear that you're lonely.. Woah! That's one dedicated postal service..
Um, I made some homemade fudge that I'm sending with this letter. Enjoy.
Sincerely,
Wisconsin
Здравствуйте Висконсин,
I am so glad you have written to me! It is so nice to hear from someone with an open mind such as yourself, as for you father, I am very disappointed to say that he is paranoid. Ever since the 1920s he has been scared of me and my bosses. Terrible times really, but now things should have gotten better had he not tried to poke me with a stick all the time.
Although, I do caution you from staying angry at your father for too long, he is fickle and needs to be the center of attention. Keep him happy please, (For our sake!)
Ваш товарищ,
Иван Брагинский
P.S. Thank you for the chocolate brick. It was delicious but very thick and got stuck in my teeth...