A/N: Oh dear, a letter from an obsessive Otaku. Will Ivan be able to survive?
Dear Ivan,
Finalky you are accepting letters what took you so long? So far I have been sending letters to the 2p nations, Fem! Russia, Prussia, Germany, Italy, and Hungary and now I can send letters to you :D. So just wanted to let you know that I love you soo much and once I kille Belarus you will marry me ! * cue thunder* Also if you try to escape me I will have to sic my hellhound Bastion on you ... so don't try to escape me! But, don't worry once you become one with Otaku you will be given sunflowers and Vodka on a regular basis. Also I will keep Belarus away from you!
- Become one with meh! ;-)
Otaku
p.s How long were you in the hospital after you jumped out of a plane yelling vodka?
P.s.s England will soon become one with me also!
Здравствуйте Отаку,
What an interesting name...and very interesting letter. Unfortunately I am not accepting anyone to become one with me! Haha, I'm so sorry but if you return is say...thirty years I might have an opening. So...have a good day! Uh...and go bother England! Yes! He wants people to have in his Union! Hehe.
Ivan Braginsky.