A/N: Thanks to SiceroSweettea


Hello Russia! Snowed in, huh? That sucks. Try drinking some hot chocolate or something, that always helps me in my frozen wasteland of a house. So, some questions.

1) Will you marry me?
2) Would you marry Canada, and double your landmass?
3) How are the Baltics?
That's all for right now. Hope we can be friends! -SiceroSweettea
PS Could you come beat the kids up in my math class once you're able to leave your house? They really suck.


Привет. I like tea, but thank you for the suggestion.

A..more questions.

1) Ah...no, I'm sorry. I am not allowed to do that.

2) ...No no, I have no interest to marry Canada, but if he wants to become one with me and join my Federation he can. (^_J^)

3) I actually do not know. We do not talk much any more. They actually seem to not like me that much anymore for some reason but I guess they are doing ok. They are after all in the European Union and what not.
Thank you for you letter and questions! I hope my answers were what you were looking for!

Ваш товарищ,
Иван Брагинский

P.S. ..Oh no no, violence should always be the last resort to any conflict. Try diplomacy first, you will find that it is more satisfying.