A/N: A letter from Alaska! Thank you for the letter.
Yet, because the amazing Russian Mail Service is "heroically" delivering mail
Think about that statement for a while, father. Especially the word in quotation marks.
Someone hasn't gotten the fact that the Cold War's been over for 22 years. Remember that.
Здравствуйте Аляска!
I am so happy to hear from you! I have missed you so much and hear from you so rarely. Why don't you contact me more often? How are you? How is Alfred treating you? You know, if you want I am always happy to accept you back into the family. Just let me know. As for you statement, I do not understand, what is wrong with being grateful to my mail service? What does that even have to do with the Cold War? If you are implying that I do not know that it is over then you are gravely mistaken, in fact I would say Alfred is the one who still thinks it is going on because I have always offered a hand and he only shakes it with a closed fist behind his back. So, go talk to him.