A/N: Otaku strikes again. XD Thanks to CrazyAnimeOtaku for the letter.
Dear Ivan,
Who said anything about becoming one with you? I was asking you to become one with me! *cue creepy smile* Also I wasn't asking for your consent in this matter I was giving you a choice become one with me ir suffer a brutal mauling from my hellhound Bastion your choice! I do hope you choose to become one with me , because I would hate having to kill another country :D. Ever wonder what happened to Atlantis I happened to it ! Also I demand you become one with me now not later or in 30 years! Also don't worry once you join me you won't be lonely England will be either with me or buried in my backyard :D.
- Future owner if Russia
Otaku
p.s There is no place you can run to ! I am always watching you!
H-hello Ot-taku. (What a nice name by the way)
I was talking about becoming one with me, and I don't care what you want. I can not do anything about what you want, I am sorry. How do you know about me anyway? No one is supposed to know about me. Also, your threats do not scare me, and countries are /not/ allowed to have any relations with non-nations anyway, so go find yourself someone nice.
Ваш товарищ,
Иван Брагинский
