A/N: More Alaska.
No, dad... This kind of misinterpretation of things is what caused the Cold War in the first place...
I was implying that Amerika is the one delivering your mail, as he refers to himself as "The Hero!" all the time.
I mean, who else would say they were "heroikally" doing something but Amerika?
In fact, according to Amerikan television, the Amerikan government, Alfred included, believe that you may be starting a second Cold War... Of course, you and I know that to be false.
I believe that somehow, we need to get that fact through to him, and based on Amerikan culture, I believe that Aunt Katyusha may be able to do so, as quite a large percentage of male Amerikans seem to only pay attention to large breasts.
Здравствуйте Аляска,
Ah...I see, no Alfred is not delivering my letters as he is not the only one who can be heroic. Many countries are heroic at one time or another. ^_J^
As for more cold war, I think Alfred is just bored. Maybe you should go talk to him and get him to calm down?
Also, I don't know anyone who doesn't pay attention to large breasts. .
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Иван Брагинский