The smell of grease filled the air, as it was flung at the invading muffin army. This time they had sought out revenge for the death of their master, Pinkie Pie of the Darkmeal, at the hands of The Doctor. Their roar was the loudest ever uttered by any creature to live. Their teeth sharp, their eyes glowing blood red. Red, for vengeance! They chanted in their satanic tongue "The Doctor must die!" over and over again. Meanwhile Twilight and The Doctor lived in Cloudsdale. But it was covered in lava and the streets of cobblestone were replaced by human skulls. They were the happiest warriors could be. But then the muffins flew up. This time they had wings. The muffins had mated with the Space Vampire Plasma Ninjas to create the ultimate pony killing race. The laughter of the muffins filled the air, the boiling hot grease did nothing. Twilight scoffed. "You are at your weak point, you muffins!" They responded by blocking the sun light so only they can see using their night vision goggles. None of the ponies of Cloudsdale had them, so due to their faults many were swallowed whole by the Vampire Muffins. Millions of souls screamed for mercy, Twilight with drew Skullfucker once more to stop the evil from invading the happiness that she had lived in for the past nine thousand years. Skullfucker screamed for blood causing the flesh of the vampires to boil in another dimension making it smell like chicken wings. What do you mean you can't smell chicken? I know you're allergic to chicken but you can't even smell it?! And I call you my son.
Anyhow, the fearful muffins were the first of millions to die. The Doctor brought his TARDIS, but it didn't travel through time it was a laser sword that shot buck shot out its handle. Both of the two great warriors kill millions, destroying the clouds to expose the vampire muffins to their great weakness. They should have never tried to attack the sky, t'was a mistake of theirs seeing how the two mightiest warriors had lived their. They had disintegrated into to the air, their organs becoming nothing but vapour. And at the end of it all The Doctor and Twilight smacked together their mucus cover lips together.
THE END, for now. Why aren't you in bed yet?!