Note: I took some inspiration from my friend Alex's fanfic crossover of Zelda and Twilight, no not the pony.
Okay, ready for another story, kids? No? Well, too bad! It was an uncounted number of years later. Twilight and The Doctor had many children who trained to become the greatest warrior slayers in history being of course trained by Ra's Al Ghul. Peace in Equestria lasted for many of thousand trillion years, but then it could not last. A port of space and time opened up. It sucked in many thousand of ponies, some leading to death others to live forever as monkeys. Through all of the chaos Nazi came loose. They fired bullets engraved with an image of their robot overlord, Adolf Hitler. Their MP40's did not scare Twilight and her offspring. Ra's was ever scared especially with Bane by his side. The great warriors withdrew their mighty swords, jagged swords made from titanium and elf blood.
All of The Doctor and Twilight's children had swords made from guitars with lasers shooting out of each side, melting the flesh of their Nazi enemies. "Mein leben", all the cowardly Nazis yelled as the swords removed their heads from their bodies, their blood covered bodies vaporizing into the air so they can fuel their robotic overlord. When all the blood filled the streets of Canterlot the evil robotic overlord came forth to taught Twilight.
"Greetings, my little fucklings", he said in his strong accent, sounding like the vampire plasma lord. "You sound familiar, robot." He laughed loudly, the evil sound can still be heard to this very day, children.
"Why, yes, I do, little failure", he responded with an evil smile that as I can recall stretch for miles. Yes, I was there. Don't question me, small one. "I am the child of the plasma king and the pie of Darkmeal". A shocked looked appear on all of their face, except for Bane we couldn't tell. He lifted up his fist, which was made out of steel plated dragons breathing green fire, to smash his ancients enemies. But then an arrow went through his neck. The robot overlord vomited all of his organics and fell dead.
"Who shot the arrow?", The Doctor questioned with his deep voice. Then they saw who shot the overlord. He was wearing a tweed suit smoking a pipe.
"Hello, I am J.R.R. Tolkien", the man said. "I have fought Nazis traveling through for many centuries" They were baffled by his non equine appearance. He removed his pipe and spat out a skull branded with a swastika. "I'll be going now", he announced. The man left and the group was confused for many centuries.
There you go, another story. Wait, hold on. You're gonna call your dad if I tell you another story? No, you won't! Go to bed!