Okay, kids, the doctors and your uncle said that I'm fit to tell you all a good story now. Where was I? Oh, yes! It was a few minutes after the Nazi robot attack. The smell of Aryan blood filled the air and Tolkien's sudden appearance forever changed our world forever, even more than muffins. Humans were now well known to us ponies prompting us to create conflict. The great Human-Pony War lasted-Wait, where the hell are you going? You're getting your uncle again? Fine then I'll be done by the he shows up. Wait, don't get your mom and dad! Alright, we'll continue. The humans were no match for Twilight Sparkle, she had thousands of chainsaw wielding soldiers at her every command. They weren't normal soldiers, they were skeleton warriors created by Doctor Frankenstein under threat that he may never see his precious Twinkies again. The very fire in their eyes made the futuristic human soldiers cower in fear, filling their pants with "fear". Even the human's mega M16s couldn't penetrate Twilight's thick titanium armor itched with the symbol of the joy of pain. Thousand lay waste to Twilight's slaughter and-Oh, hi, Twilight. No, I'm telling your friend's kids a weird story I made up. I'm not a stalker, more like a fan. Wait, who are they? Guards? Wait! Let me go! I'm not creepy! Wait! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Wizard's note: I think I'll end it hear. I am kind of sort of bored right now. Maybe I'll write more about the story teller in THE FUTURE