Hey peeps. Anyway, look it's another chapter! Read on lovelies.

Disclaimer: I don't own anything. Which makes me a peasant the anime department.

Recap:

"Obviously our new member will be the Bishonen type!"

"What?"

"A boy with feminine features. Yuki-kun, you have feminine features!" Yuki internally face palmed. This was going to be difficult.

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Renge returned back to her high-power motor and disappeared into oblivion.

'I thought this was a music room?'

"I think I see it!" Honey said happily, "Yu-chan, you really do look like a girl!" Tamaki brought his hands to his face in amazement and said, "Yes, Mother! How will we use this? Who would Yuki-kun host with? Or maybe he'll host alone like my dau-. Son. Yeah. Son. Haha,"

"Did you just call Fujioka-san your daughter?" Yuki tilted his head to the right in confusion and squinted at the girl. Then his eyes widened. "Why is Fujioka-san dressed as a male?" The twins jumped up from their position on the couch and surrounded Yuki.

"What? Haruhi's the manliest guy we know!" The twins said dramatically. Yuki just answered bluntly, "No, I believe Fujioka-san is a female,"

"You are obviously mistaken Yuki-kun. Haruhi is a boy!" Tamaki looked very nervous. He then turned to Haruhi who just sighed.

"Senpai, that's alright. Yes, Yuki-kun I am a girl," Haruhi slumped her shoulders before sitting down in the sofa that the twins previously resided in.

"Yuki-kun, may I ask how you were able to tell?" Kyoya was still very mystified by the boy and wanted to talk to him specifically.

"Well, I had my suspicions since this morning, but I was still slightly groggy so I shook it off. But, when Suoh-san had that little slip of tongue I verified it for myself," Yuki grabbed his things and made a beeline for the grand doors. "If that's all I must be going now,"

"Mori-senpai! Grab our newest member and take him to the dressing room! Hikaru! Kaoru! I need sketches of our newest cosplay! Haruhi! I need you to get the commoner coffee from the back room! Honey-senpai, sit there and eat cake! Mother! Come with me!" Everyone did what was told, for the exception of Honey who simply sulked and muttered, "Guess everyone was too busy,"

Yuki simply stared at the teen who was about a head taller than him. Mori gripped the smaller teen by his arms and carried him to the dressing areas. Yuki was unceremoniously plopped onto a sofa by Mori and the teen left without a word. Tamaki's head popped in and he waltzed in with Kyoya on his heels.

"YUKI-KUN! Are you ready for your first day as a host?!" The boy being yelled at blinked.

"Today? I don't even know what to do. Let alone be good at it," Just as Tamaki was about to reply to the black haired boy interrupted.

"What Tamaki means, is that you are simply going to observe the club. It is decided that starting tomorrow you will start working alongside Tamaki," Kyoya grabbed the curtain separating the three from the ladies outside. "Yuki-kun, Tamaki, come along. First lesson of the day, you shouldn't keep them waiting. It could hurt profit,"

II

By the end of his so called observing, Yuki had confirmed that the Hitachiin twin's reminded him too much of Shigure and Ayame with their act. Or at least he thought it was an act. Who knows what those two could've done in their high school years. Yuki shivered at the thought and looked back at his new club members. Mitsukuni 'Honey' Haninozuka had pleaded for Yuki to call him by his nickname and each time those large eyes watered, Yuki could only agree. This boy reminded him a whole lot of Momiji. They both liked sweets and were both older than most believed. His cousin, Takashi 'Mori' Morinozuka showed great comparison to white Haru. That placid face was both apparent in the both of them. Haruhi Fujioka was the probably the only one other than Kyoya Ootori that he could actually tolerate. Somehow this girl sort of reminded him of Honda-san. He wasn't sure in what way yet, but it was there. Kyoya Ootori, was manipulating from what he could tell. However he was also the one that the Hitachiin twins called Shadow King. Thinking more about it, Yuki concluded that this boy was the one who would control the others from the shadows like his nickname implied. He looked up at the grandfather clock residing in the right corner of the room. Yuki sighed. Only a day and already he had a fan club and was the 'Bishonen' of the Host Club. Great. He was about to get up from his position on the small couch in an isolated corner of the large room when Hikaru and Kaoru called him.

"Yuki-kun! Meet our costumers!" Hikaru said. Kaoru simply faked a pout and whispered, "Ne, Hika. You're not going to leave me for him are you?" Hikaru eyes widened and pulled his brother close, "He may be attractive, but not as beautiful as you in my eyes Kao," At this line, the three girls watching with bitten lips squealed and fainted. The silver haired boy simply blinked and thought to himself, 'People enjoy watching this?' He shrugged lightly and continued to move closer to Hikaru.

"Yes, Hitachiin-san? Is there something you needed?" The girls fully recovering from their 'fangasms' simply stared at this boy.

"We just wanted you to meet our customers, Yuki-kun," Kaoru said while moving his hand to focus on the three girls who were gushing over this new boy.

"Why hello there," Yuki said with ease. He was still unsure of what to do exactly, yet the girls seemed convinced.

"Hello!" The three girls giggled simultaneously and subconsciously fixed their hair.

"He's joining the club tomorrow!" Tamaki said bursting randomly into the group. The girls who had requested him were very curious and being the person he was Tamaki led them to the teen.

"Eh, Tamaki-kun, what's his type? He looks so princely like you," said one of the girls.

"Dear princess, his type is not a prince. Although his is very prince like, he is much more fitting to be the Bishonen," The girls eyes widened and burst into little a sea of "KAWAII~" Yuki simply smiled his trademark princely smile, but on the inside he felt the need to murder someone for humiliating him this much. He would much rather be at the main house than here. And that was quite a scary place to be.

II

As the last of the girls had been ushered out of the room, Yuki was suddenly glomped by Tamaki. Hikaru and Kaoru joined in and soon announced.

"We can't wait to dress up our new toy!" Although his eyes were hidden behind his bangs, Yuki's eyes widened. Hey pushed the three teens off of him and whispered, "Don't call me that. Don't call me your toy," The room seemed to lower in temperature as soon as the teen said that. Yuki grabbed his things mechanically and went out of the room.

Yuki-kun, you know that you are just a toy. No one loves you. No one will ever love a filthy, lying, disgusting rat like yourself. Even your own mother and brother hate you. I bet they don't even realize you exist.

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Hey. Dear reviewers, I need ideas to incorporate into different chapters. They don't have to be huge ideas, but tiny ones. Like Hikaru and Kaoru being amazed by Yuki's feminine qualities so much that they decide to like draw a picture of him. Then they sell it for like a huge lump of money. XD I got that from another fic. Anyways, I need ideas. Any will do. Sorry for the very boring chapter. Well. Maybe not the end, but hey.