Disclaimer: I won't lie, I sadly don't own Fruits Basket or Ouran.

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"No possible chance. I will not be wearing something like that,"

"But why not Yuki-kun! You'll look cute!"

"A boy is not supposed to be cute, if you forgot about that,"

"Yu-chan, I get called cute all the time! I like being called cute!"

"That's different Honey-senpai, I'm pretty sure you're okay with that,"

"But Haru-chan, Yu-chan would look nice in that outfit!"

"Where did you even get something like that? It's absolutely disgusting,"

"We got it at some really cool shop Yu-chan! The owner told us to give it to you specifically, I don't know why though. The person even looked like you!" A dark aura shrouded the silver haired teen before he murmured.

"Him. Burn it. I never want to see something like that ever again," Yuki turned away from the dress being presented to him. To think, Ayame would send him something as vulgar as that article of clothing. The thing didn't even reach up to the middle of his thighs! From what he could tell, the thing was supposed to be a maid outfit. Numerous frills laid atop the collar. Lavender roses were placed at the end of each black ribbon. What kind of maid would wear something like this?! And the back was a completely different story. There was a corset like piece, or at least that's what it looked like to him. That only went up to below his shoulder blades. That wasn't enough to cover the marks on his pale skin.

"Who's him Yuki-kun?" Haruhi asked from her position on one of Music Room Three's many luxurious couches. She had noticed the angry look on his face while he was spacing out. He blinked and answered.

"My Nii-san," She made an 'O' before Tamaki piped up. He placed his palms on his face.

"He was so nice to us! He gave us a tour of his lovely commoner shop. I love your Nii-san, Yuki-kun," He was confused. Why did Yuki seem to dislike his own flesh and blood? He continued, "You don't seem to like him very much. Do you hate him?" For the longest time, there was no answer from Yuki. Finally, there was a whispered voice.

"I don't hate him, there is just a very large dislike of him," While this talk was happening, Kaoru was creeping up on Yuki from the right, as Hikaru did the opposite. Kaoru was clutching the dress while Hikaru smirked and jumped on Yuki's back. He barely had enough time to react, but grabbed his attacker and flipped him on the ground. When he realized what he had done, he crouched and apologized.

"Eh, I'm sorry about that Hikaru-san," He had paused before saying the twins name, slightly afraid that he had gotten it wrong. It seemed like Kaoru wouldn't be the one attacking, it was much more likely that Hikaru would take the violent approach. The auburn haired teen simply smiled and rubbed his arm.

"That's alright," Kaoru continued, "It was still cool how he flipped you Hika," Hikaru rolled his eyes and asked:

"By the way, how did you know you were right?" Honey nodded and spoke:

"That's right Yu-chan! I've known them a lot longer than you and I still get them mixed up sometimes!"

"Kaoru-san doesn't seem like he would do that, so the logical conclusion would be that the one who attacked me was Hikaru-san," the boy put bluntly. Haruhi smiled and told him:

"That makes a lot of sense," The twins blinked and Tamaki spoke out.

"I'm so proud of my new daughter! She was able to tell my devilish sons apart!"

"Again, I am not female,"

Kaoru and Hikaru spoke in unison, "You look like one," At that comment bickering broke out. Kyoya was typing away at his laptop and looking at Yuki's profile once more. Now that he had that interview with Honda-san, he had much more information. There was further insight to an incident that involved a person by the name of Akito. Honda-san had told him, if he remembered correctly, that Yuki was not very fond of this Akito person. He remembered the interview that he had with Honda-san.

(~Flashback Land~)

"Now Honda-san, shall we begin?" He had ushered her down the path with Tamaki at his heels. Tohru looked up at the taller boy and asked:

"What exactly do you want to know Kyoya-kun?" He smirked slightly, but gave no answer. He pushed her up the short steps and the three of them entered the room. Tamaki seemed appalled at the way Kyoya was practically manhandling her and whispered harshly:

"We do not treat women that way! Especially someone like Tohru-chan!" Ignoring the strange looks he had gotten from Haruhi, he continued, "Mother!" Seeing the short brown haired girl's raised eyebrow he pulled the two of them into a secluded area.

"Well done Tamaki. It is best that no one other than the three of us should here this conversation," Kyoya opened up his notebook and clicked his pen once more, "Please explain of how you learned about this Zodiac Curse,"

Tohru blinked stupidly and ran her hand through her hair before answering, "Well, Yuki-kun had taken me up one morning to show me the spare room and then suddenly Kyo-kun came crashing from the roof. Both of them started to fight and I was so worried that both of them would get hurt! I grabbed Kyo-kun and then he transformed," Kyoya was writing quickly into his notebook and paused when he heard that Kyo transformed as well. He interrupted her:

"So Kyo-san is cursed as well. He is the one with temper, correct?" Tohru nodded and Tamaki urged her to continue her story. She took a deep breath before speaking:

"I slipped on a floorboard and then Shigure-san and Yuki-kun caught me. They transformed too and they told me why," Tamaki spoke out and asked her:

"What exactly do Kyo-kun and Shigure-san turn into Tohru-chan?" He saw her face brighten as she answered.

"Shigure-san turns into a cute black* dog, while Kyo-kun turns into an adorable kitty!" Kyoya scribbled down the information given to him and pressed her for more.

"Does Yuki-kun have anyone he appears to dislike?" He saw her face lose its happiness as she spoke out.

"Akito-san, he doesn't seem to like him very much," Kyoya wrote the name down while Tamaki asked her:

"Why? Tohru-chan why doesn't he like him?" Tohru spoke in a quiet, glum voice:

"I don't truly understand, but I feel as if Akito-san has done something harmful to him before," When Tohru said the word 'harmful' Kyoya was able to make a slight connection. That child he saw the profile for. He needed his laptop now. He told Tohru to wait while he hurried up the stairs and entered the small room he had slept in. Scanning the room, he saw the little pineapple icon* and grasped the electronic device. He closed the door and peeked at the two. Tohru was making light conversation with Tamaki. He checked the watch on his wrist.

6:30 It was still early, so most of the occupants were still sleeping or lazing about the small traditional style home. He sat down at the base of the stairs and powered on his personal laptop. After the log in screen had popped up, he quickly typed in his password and waited for the screen to load. He clicked open the file labeled, 'Ootori Hospital Records' and repeated the move that he had done recently. He opened the file of the unnamed boy and re-examined the blurry photo. Those violet eyes proved his theory even more. He squinted and tried to zoom in on the photo as much as he could without it turning into pixels. The hair color of the boy did not seem to have much pigment, signaling that it was a light color. Everything began to click into place and he furiously wrote into his notebook. Closing his laptop and notebook, he sat up and returned to the two. He almost crashed into Tohru who had gotten up from the floor.

"Eh! I apologize Kyoya-kun! I didn't hurt you at all? What about your things? They're not broken at all?"

"Not at all, Honda-san. Please don't worry at all. Thank you for all your information," The girl smiled and bowed slightly as she returned to kitchen.

(~Flashback End~)

When Kyoya looked up again, he saw that Hikaru and Kaoru had managed to stick Yuki into his dress. Kyoya blinked and said, "Well, he does fit the part quite well," A sound.

"HAHA! I told you didn't I? I never get these sort of things wrong!" Renge's voice came through as she eyed Yuki in the maid outfit. She looked him up and down blushing slightly in the process.

"Hikaru-kun and Kaoru-kun, put ribbons in his hair! That would complete the transformation!"

"I hate all of you. This is truly humiliating," Yuki whispered as Hikaru pulled out a brush and Kaoru stick two lavender ribbons on each side of his head.

"Your Nii-san was correct. Lavender does go well with your skin tone," They said in unison. Renge gave a look of approval before continuing.

"Now, we need to find a suitable partner for our dear Yuki-kun!" Tamaki flailed his arms in the air before Renge looked up at him.

"Tamaki-kun what do you need?"

"MY DAUGHTER AND I NEED TO BOND. THEREFORE I DECLARE THAT YUKI-KUN IS MY PARTNER!"

"No fair Tono! He would have added to our act!"

"I want Yu-chan to be with us right Mori?"

"Un,"

'They are fighting over me because I'm in a dress. I'm surrounded by idiots.'

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I forgot that I have a poll on my profile. Oops. Check it out if you will! Here's some more Kyoya for you gai's. He is very important in the story, but like his nickname says he is always in the shadows! I didn't forget about him! ^^ Critiques, comments, flames, bricks, legos, virtual cupcakes, you know where to send them.

Response to Review: messygirl89, it seems that I couldn't reply to you privately. I am so happy that you think that this is one of your favorite fanfics. I will!

*Is his form black? I wonder...*

*It's true! He has pineapples on his electronics! xD*