Rob's My Last Yummy Birthday Tot
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4
"That's what he said." I reluctantly pull my lips away from Bella's and scowl over at my dog-in-law.
"That didn't even make sense. The joke is supposed to insinuate you were talking about something sexual," I snarl, narrowing my eyes at how close to Nessie's ass Jake's hand is. She may look like she's twenty, but to me she's still a little girl.
"Chillax, Dad," Nessie sighs as she snuggles against Jake's broad chest. "You really need to stop fighting with my Jakie-poo."
I can feel my teeth start to crumble beneath the pressure of my clenched jaw, but Bella's soothing hand on my arm calms me.
"Come on, Mom. I need your help to figure out how we can get this hair off of Jakie's back. I hate getting my nails stuck in it all the time," Nessie calls over her shoulder as she heads into the forest toward the cottage we built when Nessie and Jake started being...intimate. I chuckle under my breath as Jake follows after the girls like the well-trained dog he is.
As soon as they are out of earshot, Alice is by my side.
"So, we have her favorite bar, Last Call, catering the party. They are sending some servers out to help set up. I'm going with a luau theme, since you guys had so much fun when you toured Hawaii last year, and I ordered the cake from White's, because they have the best frosting!" she squeals, jumping up and down excitedly. Jasper and Emmett wander out onto the porch and don't even bother to hide the way they stare at Alice's bouncing tits.
Perverts.