Ask America
America: Hi dudes! It's the best hero ever, me! I heard from my friend ShinyMidna, that you guys are asking me questions! So let's see, where to start,where to start. Aha!
Ahem. Ok first question from America Lover. By the way, I love your name. :D
" So, what makes you a hero?"
Many things make me a hero! How about I share my super duper extra special secret hero tips with you? Just don't tell Russia. Ok! First, you have to be on the extremely healthy diet of only hamburgers and snackers. And also spom. Second, ermm.. That's it. I am a hero because I save all in need and have the freedom of speech. Hope that was a good answer, bro!
- America, the hamburger dude
ShinyMidna: America, another question! Be warned, you might not like this one...
America: is this a pairings question?
ShinyMidna: Yes.
America: As long as I'm not paired with France...
France: Oh hon hon, you called?
ShinyMidna: . .house.
America: Ok the question is...
"What do you think about UKUS? And yes, Iggy tops you."
What do I think of USUK? Well it is certainly better than AmeCan. I mean, that's gross! We're brothers! Real life, blood-and-flesh, bros! To tell you the truth, I kind of have a little tiny, teensy weensy crush on England. But I don't know if he likes me back. But don't tell him, ok?!
ShinyMidna: sure America, whatever you say. Anyway, next question.
America: Right. Next question.
"What's your opinion on Prussia?"
America: Oh that's easy, he is awesome! He is a great drinking buddy. The only downside to hanging out with him is that he hangs out with Francis. *shudder*
ShinyMidna: Well, that wraps up this Ask America!
America: Wait, I want to draw all our fans a picture!
ShinyMidna: We have fans? o?O
America: I have fans.
ShinyMidna: Hey!
America: Well whatever. Now I will draw something hideous... I know! France!
ShinyMidna: You've been hanging out with Arthur a lot...
America: ta-da! I drew France!
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ShinyMidna: Nice.
Hello reader! ShinyMidna here. Did you like the column? I had a blast writing this! Anyways, did you know that this column has a story? You can ask questions about usuk, America/Japan, or America/Prussia and make America fall in love with any of them. And tell me what you want America to draw next. (personally, I might make him draw Weegee next.) Next RWBB update coming in a few days