Ask America
ShinyMidna: mwahahaha! You work for me!
America: What was that?
ShinyMidna: Nothing. Anyway...
America and Shiny: Welcome to Ask America!
ShinyMidna: Where America answers your questions! First question is...
America: From a vegetarian. Ok let's see...
"America, what is your opinion on veggie burgers?"
America: I hate veggie burgers!
ShinyMidna: Why?!
America: Because when I was a young boy, England decided that I ate too much meat. So he cooked me these awful and I mean AWFUL veggie burgers. They were worse than his scones.
ShinyMidna: That sounds awful. Here, have a decent veggie burger.
America: Those tastes just like England's.
ShinyMidna: I'm sorry! I can't cook! Let's just go to McDonald's
America: Yay!
?At McDonald's?
America: Om Nom Nom
ShinyMidna: Alfred, do you really have to eat 15 burgers? They are all out and there's none left for me!
America: Yeah Shiny, I do! I'm hungry you know!
ShinyMidna: Do countries even have to eat?
America: I have no idea.
ShinyMidna: Anyway, time for the next question!
" If you could save either yourself or the other countries, which would you choose?"
America: Well... Because I'm such a hero, I would save all of us! Except for maybe Russia... No I'm not that mean...
ShinyMidna: So you would save everybody, correct?
America: Yep! Because I'm just that kind of hero!
ShinyMidna: Hey America, what are you drawing?
America: Look, it's Austria!
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ShinyMidna: Close enough.