Ask America

ShinyMidna: Hello everybody, and welcome to Ask…

America: America!

ShinyMidna: Sorry about the long wait between this chapter and the last. My smartphone got really glitchy and I'm going to get a new one.

America: Yeah, because Shiny here is too cheap to get a good ph-

ShinyMidna: Shut up. My windows phone is awesome and you're just jealous.

America: Fine, fine, whatever.

ShinyMidna: Anyway, on to the first question.

"What if Canada started acting like Belarus?"

America: If Canada acted like Belarus… Then he would start crossdressing.

ShinyMidna: America! Be serious.

America: Fine. Then I would just hide in my house and play fighting games all day.

ShinyMidna: What if he finds you?

America: …..

ShinyMidna: Ok fine. Next question.

"During the Zombie Apocalypse, you have to join up with 10 other countries. Who would they be?

p.s. you have to have Russia on your team."

America: What, Russia! Not fair!

ShinyMidna: Stop pouting.

America: Fine. How about... China for his wok, England can poison the zombies with his horrid food, Germany because he is strong, Japan for his video games and katana, Russia because I have to, Prussia for comedic relief (and fan girls), Switzerland for guns, Liechtenstein because otherwise Switzerland wouldn't come, Hungary for her frying pan, and Belarus to scare Russia. Is that all of them?

ShinyMidna: Yep. On to the next question.

" Okay so bro, you gotta give it to me straight, what video game do you suggest for multi-player play. I have an event, so to speak, coming up and I want to be a decent player in at least one good game."

America: You can't go wrong with Super Smash Bros. Brawl. Or Halo multi-player in case you don't have a Wii. And if you dislike the motion controls, you can use a Game Cube controller instead.

ShinyMidna: And if your friends are Nintendo nerds, I recommend Metroid Prime Hunters for DS.

America: Ok, next question.

ShinyMidna: "I'm in need of some good dramas to watch. Would you happen to have any opinions on some?"

America: Uhh I don't really watch dramas.

ShinyMidna: How about "18, censoring or not?" A friend told me that one is good.

America: Well, that's all the time we have folks, so have a nice day!

ShinyMidna: Bye!