A/N This chapter took me forever to write! So enjoy! Sorry if i don't update as often, school is really hectic right now, and i get lots of homework right now. Anyway, do any of you people know a decently cheap cosplay site? Just asking, because a miku costume at the local anime shop is 200 dollars, which is a wee bit out of my price range. Also, this is kind of far off but the 50th reviewer gets an appearance in the story and gets to ask Alfred his or her question personally! So keep reviewing, kay? I don't own hetalia, or else half the fanfiction I read would be canon.

Ask America

America: Hey Shiny!

Shiny:What?

America: Do you know what time it is?

Shinymidna: Adventure time.

America: No. It's time for... Ask America!

Shinymidna: That's right! How did you remember?

America: Absolutely no idea.

Anyway, should we begin the question asking?

Shinymidna: Most certainly.

America: That sounds like something England would say.

Shinymidna: Ohonhon!Amerique and Angleterre have hooked up!

America: What did you say?!

Shinymidna: Nothing, Nothing at all. Just had a small attack of Usukfangirlitis, nothing major.

America: Oh,ok - Wait what?

Shinymidna: Let's just start on the first question, shall we?

America: Ok fine.

Shinymidna: ahem. "Would you rather go on a date with France (for the whole day)or be trapped in Russia's house (for the whole day)?" America: Hmm... Be stuck with a perv or a commie? Tough one...

Shinymidna: Hey! Don't call Ivan a commie!

America: Why not?

Shinymidna: Because it's very rude.

America: Geez, you sound like England before the war. And after.

Shinymidna: Ahh, America. Before we get too off topic, which would it rather be? Ivan or Francis?

America: I would have to say... Ivan.

Shinymidna: Why would that be?

America: Because I'm the HERO!

Shinymidna: What does that have to do with anything?

America: It sounded cool.

Shinymidna: Ah. Great reason for everything.

America: Ok, next question!

Shinymidna: *psspssbestquestionpsspssUsUk psspsspss*

America: What the hell was that?

Shinymidna: Oh, just a little something for the viewers (or readers). Anyway, on to the question. "What would you do if England returned your feelings?"

America: My feelings? Heh heh, what feelings?

Shinymidna: Oooh, America, you're blushing!

America: Am not!

"Are too!"

"Am not!"

"Shut up both of you stupid hamburger eaters!"

Shinymidna: Romano? What are you doing here?

Romano: Well uh, I kinda sorta...

America: Spit it out Romano.

Shinymidna:Yes?

Romano: Needed some tomatoes.

Shinymidna: You went all the way to America for tomatoes. Frickin' Tomatoes!

Romano: Where are they then?

Shinymidna: Third drawer to the bottom, right side of the fridge.

Italy: Ve, thanks!

Shinymidna: Italy? How'd you get here?

Italy: Romano invited me here, ve! He said I could come with him if I made... PASTA!

Shinymidna: I see. Well, we have ingredients, so make pasta! America and I have to finish recording Ask America, so see you later!

Italy: One more thing Shinymidna, I invited everbo-

Shinymidna: Bye! Okay America, I have a couple things to ask you.

America: Yes?

Shinymidna: Ok America, would you mind if you read some fanfiction and reviewed it?

America: Yeah, that would be cool! We could call it America Reviews!

Shinymidna: Sure! Starting this update, you guys send us some fanfictions and America will review them for you!

America: Sounds great!

Japan: What sounds great, America-san?

Shinymidna: Nihon! What are you doing here? Can I have a hug? Did you get any new anime plushies in the mail?

Japan: Italy invited me-

China: Hello! I got lots of cute things today,aru!

England: Did you get any scones, Shiny-

South Korea: I invented scones!

Prussia: I am Awesome! Kese-

Hungary: Stay away from Austria.

Austria: Elizabeta dear, he wasn't even close to me-

Poland: I am like, so happy to be here-

Russia:You will become one with mother Russia, da?

Lithuania: Stay away from Poland!

France: Hello.

Romano: The pasta is ready- Aaah! France!

Spain: Francis, Romano is mine.

Romano: Dream on, tomato bastard.

Sealand: Hi guys! I'm Sealand!

England: NOBODY CARES!

Canada: I'm Canada.

Everybody: ...

Germany: Why are we all here?

Shinymidna: yeah, why is everyone in my house?

Italy: The pasta is ready!

And thus, the world was entirely peaceful... For the next 15 minutes or so.